Post-Modernist Pussy Worship

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[xrd]

The thoughtful and heartfelt pervert has logged on

[getrichquicktricks]

following tai lopez on snapchat has really been an experience

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

here in my kitchen just bought this uh new grass fed non homogenized organic milk here

[queenwhiskey]

ok but why is there a man being held at gun point

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

here in my living room, i got this uh, hostage situation here

[mkbematt-deactivated20181219]

47 bullets in my gun account

[flat-fish]

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire.

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[thundergrace]

If you live in Detroit, it is strongly recommended that you don't breathe.

[missanniewhimsy]

As someone in WI, this whole region is awful so please be careful friends! (7/16/2026)

[nyantara]

Please put on your N95s. The same ones used for covid will filter particulate pollution. I lived in a city with yearly winter pollution levels like this. If you can pay for it, you might as well get an indoor air filter to sleep in.

[garbage-empress]

If you can't afford a proper air purifier or can't find one in stock, these are sometimes cheaper to build:

Corsi–Rosenthal Box - Wikipedia

Make sure you get the best rated furnace filters you can. If getting all those is too expensive, even one of those furnace filters taped tightly to a box fan (to force the air through the filters so it doesn't come in through the cracks) can help pretty substantially in a small room.

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[videogameads]

SONY PLAYSTATiON 2 AD

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[aariatov]

@alonelystaccato

[agnes-nielsens]

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

[aariatov]

@valtsv !!!!!!

[what-even-is-thiss]

So Dutch Bros coffee company is a franchise that you might not have heard of if you’re not from the west coast of the US or parts of the south but they’re fucking everywhere in central California and they always somehow have an extremely long line even though I’m pretty sure that their thing is just that they put a lot of sugar in everything and don’t sell plain normal black coffee and are mildly less expensive than Starbucks if you squint.

Anyways they were already a blight upon the land when I was in high school about ten years ago and a group of people at my school got obsessed with this drink they’ve sold there for a long time called the 911.

Why is it called the 911? Well my friends, it consists of Irish cream flavor, half and half, and six shots of espresso. In the medium. They add more if you get a large. People were getting larges.

Anyways being an unmedicated adhd teenager, coffee had absolutely no effect on me so I ended up getting a lot of free Dutch Bros 911 drinks because it was known that for some reason Roman is immune to these things so when people couldn’t handle finishing their 911 drinks because it was too much caffeine for them they’d give it to me.

And from my perspective I was like cool, free sugar. Had no idea why 6 shots of espresso was supposed to be a lot of coffee. Anyways, probably don’t drink that much espresso at once unless you know you’re immune to it because I’ve seen that thing give people panic attacks.

[anglaised]

not fully related but thats also y when i see yall on here like “awww i wish we had purple people or people with horns or people with neon green eyes….💔” im like. yall cant even handle black people…yall cant even handle caring about people like 5 shades darker than you….u want the world to be ‘whimsical’ or whatever yet ur completely fine with white supremacy 😭 evil ass individuals u cant handle a cyclops or a fairy u cant even handle hip hop!!!!

[bluehairedspidey]

on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

[transfem-monarchist-laura-rolla]

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[manrippedapartbydogs]

I’m making a non-profit that gives klonopin to deer so we can ride them like horses

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese