Phan n Shiet

Trash Pro meme, Hella gay, music n shit fam fukin space yo

[depresseddoodle]

Twitch`

I know i dont have a following really and never use tumblr anymore but, yall should check out my boys twitch. he just started streaming and i really wanna be supportive to him. https://www.twitch.tv/agressivesock6

[twentysevenyears]

[quinnwithagrin]

SAVE NET NEUTRALITY

Things that will suffer with the loss of Net Neutrality:

Schools

Trans/NB people looking for binders online

Suicidal people in need of support

People who have trouble socializing irl

Artists

YouTubers

Small business owners

You

Me

Everyone

Students

Pet owners

Abuse victims

LGBTQ+ people

Online shoppers

Hospitals

Victims of crimes

Kids living in abusive households

Stay at home parents

The poor

The drug addicted

The alcoholics

The victims of natural disasters

Tumblr users

Twitter users

Instagram users

YouTube users

Facebook users

Snapchat users

Gamers

Music lovers

Collectors of any kind

LITERALLY EVERYONE ON EARTH WITH INTERNET ACCESS

AND WITHOUT IT

PEOPLE WONT BE ABLE TO HELP POOR COUNTRIES IF THEY DONT KNOW THAT THEYRE POOR

EVERYONE WILL SUFFER WITH THE LOSS OF NET NEUTRALITY. WE CANNOT LET OURSELVES BE SILENCED. WE CANNOT LET THE NEEDY GROW POOR. WE CANNOT LET OUR WORLD PERRISH. WE CANNOT LET TEENS COMMIT SUICIDE. WE CANNOT LET CHILDREN GO WITHOUT AN EDUCATION.

WE CANNOT LET OUR NATION DIE. WE CANNOT LET OUR ENTIRE WORLD PERISH.

[multigaydom]

listen up kiddos

we’re asking dip and pip which one of them has a bigger nose

because if enough people ask it then they’ll have to answer

and how do you answer that question? by comparing noses

and how do you compare noses? by having your faces incredibly close together

its a win win

[wistbears]

peachy dip and strawberry pip 

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pls dont repost<3 reblogs are cool

[cincodemayonaisee]

Reblog if u love chubby boys

I wanna see how many people like chubby boys (for I am one!)

[mitchiepeas]

My face when I think about how I get to see @markiplier perform tonight!!

[markiplier]

my face thinking about you making that face

[margoandthesarcasmshow-deactiva]

My face when i think of @markiplier doing that face

[markiplier]

my face when I saw your face seeing my face

[akumazen]

Me shaking my head as @markiplier ’s post gets out of hand

[markiplier]

me signaling the yes blaster with my nod noodle at your nopenado

[boncasphan-deactivated20171218]

• the 7 Second Challenge was phil’s idea: he shared the credit with dan

• phil won creator of the year BY HIMSELF: he wanted to share the award with dan

• Truth Bombs was phil’s idea: he shared the credit with dan

do not even try to tell me that phil doesn’t love and appreciate dan as much as dan loves and appreciates him

[toobadhesfictional]

Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

[suncbak-deactivated20171107]

[gentlejoji-blog]

[spoiledmilkslowjam]

[disaceters-blog-deactivated2025]

[hazeldastar]

[would-you-b-so-k-ind-deactivate]

[all-da-fandoms]

[problemforfuturetech]

[greatpretending]

[reddiecanon-deactivated20200917]

[depresseddoodle]

[danielhowell]

new video! i share my story about mental health, black holes and pizza.

Daniel and Depression

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

[dutchster]

[alwayslaurinah]

waits patiently for 2015 upload

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

2015

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2016

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2017 

[arcticfoxbear]

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

[arafaelkestra]

To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a ‘humans are awesome’ fiction megapost: “you don’t know you’re from a Death World until you leave it.” For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.

[radioactivepeasant]

Earth being Space Australia Words cannot express how much I love these posts

[crazy-pages]

Alien: “I’m sorry, what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?”

Human: “Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50 Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range.”

Alien: “……. I’m sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?”

Human: “Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy.” 

Other human: “Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.”

Human: “Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that.”

Alien: “……. And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?”

Human: “Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes.” 

Alien: “……. We’ve got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy.” 

[val-ritz]

“You’re telling me that you have… settlements. On islands with active volcanism?” “Well, yeah. I’m not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live their lives. Actually, it’s kind of a tourist attraction.” “What, the molten rock?” “Well, yeah! It’s not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs and geysers from the supervolcano–” “You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?” “Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.”

[wuestenratte]

Sounds like the “Damned” trilogy by Alan Dean Foster.

[networkentertainment-offici-blog]

“And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chill?” 

“Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about.”

“Amazing! when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures?”

“… well, actually…”

“… what?”

“…we kinda……. sent……….. people…..”

“…”

“…”

“…what?”

“we sent-”

“no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent… HUMANS… to a place one hundred degrees below freezing?”

“y-yeah”

“and they didn’t… die?”

“Well the first few did”

“PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE???!?!?!?”

[arcticfoxbear]

My new favorite Humans are Weird quote

“PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE?”

aka The History of Russia

aka Arctic Exploration

aka The History of Alaska

[burntcopper]

‘But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to human settlements.’

‘Yep.  Pompeii is legendary.  Entire cities went. Towns buried under lava, peoples’ brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more killed by falling pumice.’

‘ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn’t build there again.’

‘…well…’

‘Are you seriously telling me this volcano is legendary for killing several urban conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?’

‘In our defence it hasn’t actually done it since.’ 

‘What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you’re at least vaguely sensible about those.’

‘Oh yeah.  After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we build them better.’

[yoncegay-deactivated20161122]

50 notes and i’ll throw his backpack in the dumpster

[yoncegay-deactivated20161122]

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

reblog to honor this persons sacrifice 

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[avatarzorra-deactivated20181228]

i really hope im not here in 6 years

[depresseddoodle]

UGHHHH

ughhhhhhhh ughhhhhhhh guhhhh memes n shit ugh what even is the post tbh Idek :()(()()()()( 

[ttitansgo]

[tigerzoom99]

Jesus

[neotheather]

I am actually crying from laughter oh god