𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔲𝔪 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔢

i’m jelly & im just looking for a 1x1 (mumu!) discord rp 21+ only - f/f m/m f/m

[depressedpighead]

“No reason at all?”

@geminirps

[depressedpighead]

ℑ 𝔡𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔭𝔦𝔱𝔶.

𝖂𝖍𝖔 𝖘𝖆𝖎𝖉 𝕴 𝖕𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖞𝖔𝖚?

@geminirps

[depressedpighead]

hello i’ve been liking a bunch of rpfinder asks but my blog looks pretty dead so i thought i’d introduce myself here so if people come to check out my blog they know whats up :D

i’m jelly 25 NB +2 GMT.. i dont write w anyone under 21. i prefer writing on discord and love chatting about whatever and make stuff for our characters and verses like moodboards and playlists and other fun stuff. i’m looking for a long term partner and i reply pretty quick and consistently (i always understand real life takes priority so if you’re busy or anything is going on just lmk and we can figure something out) also i match reply lengths usually i can write as much or little as u prefer! 

now on to things i like to write:

f/f and m/m (or nb anything) are my main interests but i can do m/f as a secondary ship!! apart from shipping i also love family dynamics and friendships and love to write and figure those out as well!! i only do ocs and i’m open to pretty much any setting!! i love magic, modern magic, fantasy, scifi, no powers, pirates, historical, modern anything really if our characters match it and we discuss it i’m open to most things! i really love world building as well and someone who gets just as lost in it as i do is a definite plus :) i’m also a big fan of tropes and love using cliche ideas but with a twist!

i dont like writing ‘taboo’ subjects or excessively dark things so pls keep this in mind before you reach out. 

but yeah!! just thought i’d introduce myself. please do reach out if you wanna write or at least get to know each other a little bit!!

[depressedpighead]

going to give this another try

[depressedpighead]

hello..............trying to get out there again................

[depressedpighead]

falsetroika:

“Yet, that is most certainly the keyword there, isn’t it?” Dionysus teased, “well, I believe in you either way, darling. This is the best place to learn. Don’t be afraid to ask questions.” He wouldn’t judge, of course, but some of the others here were rather… uptight. Part of the reason why he could hardly stand his peers.

“I surely hope you taste grapes.” He jokes back, casting a smile at his employee behind the table. “Tell me, do you like sweets? I’m particularly fond of them myself, and this here,” he gestured to a light-red wine that was up for sample, “is made from schiava, better known as cotton-candy grapes.” His smile grew just a bit more, “it’s from Yarra Valley in Australia. Try it!” He encouraged, “tell me what you think, hm?”

“i’ll keep that mind, there’s only one way to learn, right?” she reasoned. god this guy was handsome, she couldn’t help but stare at him a little. 

“sweets?” selene repeated. “oh man.. i love sweets- i actually bake- oh? that...sounds delicious” she took it and tried it, pursing her lips as she tasted it before smiling. “hmmmm that’s delicious...really good...i love sweet wine.”

[keenegifs]

@depressedpighead

Late summer harvests were never Dionysus’ favorite–the acidity in his wines were too strong for his personal taste. But the wine tasting that was today called for him to harvest at least some of his crop early to provide something for those who did enjoy the acidity. He had set up early that morning, the table decorated with a dark purple cloth and three silver trays lined up with samples of his wine, separated by type. He had multiple crates behind him for refills as well as personal requests ready to go.

Tastings, however, were definitely something he considered a favorite. He loved wine, easy as that, and being able to share his work with others as well as explore the work of his peers was something he valued greatly. Although, his wallet would disagree as he tended to purchase in bulk when it came to wines he did like. And oh, had that list already gotten rather large.

He was heading back to his table to dismiss the staff who was looking over it for him, when he noticed a woman there as well, taking a sample for herself. He waited for her to drink before reaching for one of the same she took, giving her a polite smile before drinking it. “What do you think? It’s not too acidic, is it?”

[depressedpighead]

there was a nice word for day drinking that made it socially acceptable and not sad. wine-tasting. and of course, selene actually enjoyed and knew to appreciate the taste of wine.

something else she knew to appreciate was handsome guys...and boy was there a handsome guy here..and those arms. damn okay. 

his smile was very charming and she smiled back, twisting a lock of her blond hair. “too acidic? ah..it tastes fine to me.. but i have to admit i’m not a wine connoisseur..yet. that’s why i’m here, though..to work on that.. right now i just taste...a hint of...grapes?” she joked playfully. 

[depressedpighead]

all you need to know about: NOAH1TRAN.

[depressedpighead]

equnimity:

“I’ll still take you on dinner dates, it’s okay.” Noah liked to go out for dinner with him occasionally, only when there was money to spare though. It was nice to do something like that every so often. Noah’s thoughts of dinner dates, and kissing Eros on said dates, were soon interrupted when he was asked to look at another photo.  Their bickering was kind of cute, but made Noah a little uncomfortable too. He wasn’t sure what to do and also didn’t like seeing Eros be hit, even if it was something small. Noah just kept quiet and let them argue lightly, focusing on the other pictures in the album while he waited.  Talk of exes made Noah look up, and he gave his best smile. He sure was more handsome. It didn’t matter who the ex was, Noah just knew it to be true. “Thanks. I’ll make it up to Eros, by being the best and last boyfriend he has. Slime free.” Even though Noah wanted to know about it, he didn’t want to press it when Eros didn’t want to talk about it.

“he’s a good boy, i can tell already. don’t let him go” the sincerity in her voice had eros blush. “y-yeah...i wasn’t planning on letting him go anytime soon.. don’t worry..”

she smiled again and turned to noah.”enough pictures. eros go make us some tea, it’ll go well with the tarts. now, noah...do you want to hear the story of how eros and i met?” eros whined from the kitchen about how she was going to embellish the story because she always did and warned noah not to take everything she said at face value.

[equnimity]

depressedpighead:

she quickly searched for the next picture while taking a bite and humming. “yes okay, you can come over more often. these are good..very sweet..i approve. ah! listen, this boy can’t even eat a cake properly..look at this-” she showed him a picture of eros being no older than three, completely covered in chocolate birthday cake, chubby cheeks smeared and smile delighted.

“mamaaaa….you can’t do this to me…” eros whined in the background. “i love him- you’ll scare him off like this!”

Noah was glad she liked the tarts, and that she said he could visit more often. He was unsure of when he would, but he looked forwards to it anyway. When shown the picture, Noah let out a light laugh and moved forwards, closer to the picture. “How can I take you on dates to eat if you’re like this?” Noah asked, joking, before moving back to ensure he wasn’t being invasive.  “It’s okay. I’ll love you anyway.” Noah reassured, though he knew Eros already knew that. At least, he hoped he did. The pictures were cute and endearing too.

[depressedpighead]

“I CAN EAT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON I WAS THREE YEARS OLD!!!!” he exclaimed, before hiding his face in his hands. mama gaia was not fazed. “here look at this he’s naked” noah was shown a chubby naked baby eros posing on a picnic blanket. eros grumbled and looked away. “listen..i was a cute baby...you didn’t even know me back then mama gaia..you can’t pass this judgement!”

“noah babe..im sorry for her behaviour.. she doesn’t go out much-” he was smacked over the head. “that’s because i’m almost a hundred years old and i have arthritis!” 

“you’re 83! stop exaggerating! you’re not a centennial yet!”

“whatever, brat. i like him better than the last guy anyway.. he was slimy-” she commented. “this guy is genuine i can tell..and a lot handsomer-” 

now eros just looked away with a sigh, not wanting to talk about his ex right now out of all times.

[depressedpighead]

equnimity:

Noah was thankful for the compliment, especially since he rarely made food for himself let alone others. Thea had forwarded him the recipe she’d deemed easiest and thankfully he’d gotten on with it pretty well — making pastry and putting some jam inside wasn’t too hard. “I hope they’re okay. If they’re not, I don’t think I’ll be able to return out of shame.” Noah joked. He moved to sit next to her when instructed, patting next to him for Eros to sit there. Unless he was going to sit on the other side. “I don’t think it’s possible.” He reassured her, and him, before focusing on the album in front of him and the pages as they turned. Noah kind of wished he’d had something like this to show Eros too, but he knew there were no such things. Just photos from when he’d moved out and onward. “Ah… Eros…” Noah make a sucking in noise and shook his head. The photo was kinda embarrassing. “I think I was wrong.” He teased. Young Eros, of course, still looked adorable despite the outfit and hair.

she quickly searched for the next picture while taking a bite and humming. “yes okay, you can come over more often. these are good..very sweet..i approve. ah! listen, this boy can’t even eat a cake properly..look at this-” she showed him a picture of eros being no older than three, completely covered in chocolate birthday cake, chubby cheeks smeared and smile delighted.

“mamaaaa....you can’t do this to me...” eros whined in the background. “i love him- you’ll scare him off like this!”

[depressedpighead]

equnimity:

Noah reconnected his fingers with Eros’ and squeezed lightly. Even though it was all a joke, he wanted to reassure him that Noah needed him there. “It’s hard not to be charming when meeting someone like you.” Noah replied, smile on his face. He wondered if he should introduce himself, but he also assumed Eros already told her a lot about him. But should he still say something? He didn’t. “Oh… one second.” He freed his hand again, using it to pull the lid off the container and peel back the foil protecting the tarts to keep them warm. “Tarts. Babe, I said there’s none for you but I made a few for you.” Noah explained, taking the heart-shaped (questionable?) tarts to give Eros. He turned back and extended the remainder of the container. “The rest are for you. There’s strawberry, raspberry and orange.” Noah made sure to point out which ones were which. The jam was just store bought, so they wouldn’t taste bad. Hopefully. “If she says they’re embarrassing, I’ll have to believe her. But, you’re right too, you probably were cute.” Noah was excited, to see pictures of him growing up. Parts of his life Noah didn’t get to see or hear about.

eros smiled brightly, pulling noah close to kiss him on the cheek. “those look lovely..i cant wait to eat them-”

“hm, we’ll see if they’re any good-” “mama gaia you eat everything...dont make him sweat for no reason..” she just offered them a cheeky smile as she took the container. “okay come here, noah boy. i will show you. eros fetch the albums!”

he begrudgingly did, heading to another room and returned after a few moments. “just know i am not embarrassed and i am willingly showing you this, not because she made me, if you’re not ashamed there’s no blackmail-” he paused to stick out his tongue to his grandma before handing her the albums. she beckoned noah to take a seat next to her on the sofa. “okay, beware to suddenly fall out of love with him-” she warned, opening the album searching for a particular photo and turning the book to noah when she found it. “here, here’s your boyfriend dressed up as a cowboy when he was 14.” eros did...look kind of ridiculous. 

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equnimity:

Noah’s day was always instantly improved upon seeing Eros smile. It was just something about him, and probably also because Noah was deeply in love with him. “You too. As always.” Noah replied, before looking past Eros to see if he could see in already. “Sharing is caring, babe. And yeah, I did, but they’re not for you.” That was a lie, there were some shaped like hearts in there for him. Being called a boy was… funny, to Noah. The last time he’d been called that, he was probably about fifteen. Noah slipped off his shoes and took Eros’ hand, following him upstairs one step behind. He’d picked up the name but he knew he’d mispronounce it until it was said a few times, so he planned to avoid it until then. When they reached her, finally, Noah greeted her with a warm smile. “Eros didn’t tell me how beautiful you are, I almost took a few steps back it’s that surprising.” He released his hand from Eros’ to extend it to her.

“my my you’re a charmer too, eros you can leave now, i think the beautiful boy and i will be just fine without you” she waved dismissively and eros pouted and whined. “mama gaiaaa....you promised you wouldn’t do this...he’s my boyfriend-” he was just playing along of course, happy that two of the most important people in his life were meeting and seemed to get along fine so far. 

“noah made you something! noah show her the..uh- i never asked what you made.” he was proud, hoping his grandma would approve of noah..of course she would but it was still scary. 

mama gaia nodded, glee in her eyes. “yes, show me...then i’ll show you embarrassing childhood pictures of eros-” eros froze. “what- no! wait- mama gaia-” he whined. “fine...whatever.. i was cute as a kid too. show him, he’ll only fall in love with me more.”

[equnimity]

@depressedpighead

Noah would be lying if he said he wasn’t at least a little nervous. He’d thought he wouldn’t be, that it’d be easy to him, but he’d been thinking about it since the plans were made. What to wear, what gifts to bring. Originally, he was going to just buy some of his favourite pastries. But after a quick phone call with his sister, Noah changed his mind and ended up making the stuff himself. They were far from pretty, the jam tarts, but Noah had put a lot of effort into them so he hoped it would go down well.  And he was back to jeans and t-shirts, but he’d done his hair well and looked as groomed as he could be in casual clothing. He’d debated on whether to take out his piercing, but Eros’ words about how he’d already shown photos helped decide to keep it in. It was a bit too much to dress up for this anyway, he may as well be himself. Noah arrived relatively on time, just a few moments late, with the tub of tarts in his hand and charming smile on his face, and knocked on the door.

[depressedpighead]

listen, as nervous as noah might be, eros was just excited. and more than that, mama gaia was...very excited. she was sitting in her chair,  tapping her fingers and asking eros when the handsome guy would be here. to which eros whined, “mama gaia....i’m the only handsome guy you need!” to which she in turn smacked him over the head with surprising strength and told him that she was used to seeing his face so his handsomeness had lost it’s effect. 

when they heard the knock her face light up and she gave him a gummy smile, false teeth bright as ever. “go get the door, honey.” and what else could eros to but comply. he ran downstairs and almost tripped on his socks in his excitement, and got to the door, heart beating loudly when he saw the love of his lives. “hey babe-” he grinned. “you look so good.. listen i dont want to share you with her so we should just go- wait did you..make something?”

“eros my hearing is fine i can hear you scheming! bring that beautiful boy up here right no!”

“...yes mama gaia..” he smiled still, taking noah’s hand and guiding him upstairs after he’d taken off his shoes.

[depressedpighead]

equnimity:

“Really? I didn’t know… and you’re telling me here, like this?” Noah joked, squeezing his hand slightly. “I think I might be in love with you too, babe. But you didn’t hear it from me.” Noah nodded, but he wouldn’t tell Hades anything. There wasn’t any point. “I guess it didn’t take you a lot of convincing.” Eros’ eyebrow movement was, obviously, embarrassing but Noah thought it was cute. He let out a deep sigh and shrugged. “Yeah, I suppose.” Of course he did.

his eyebrows moved again, upwards this time. “excuse me? this...lack of enthusiasm.. well i guess i’ll just find someone else to take me home tonight” he said airily, looking around to find someone. “oh-- that pretty journalist..i bet she’d be more enthusiastic” he pouted.

“your loss, babe”

[depressedpighead]

equnimity:

“Good thing I only have time and love for you, babe.” Noah pressed a soft, quick kiss onto Eros’ cheek. It was true, most of his free time was spent either with Eros or wishing he was with Eros. There were no worries about that. “But if you want to fight for that, go ahead.” Noah nodded once at the question. “Ah, yeah. He left his compliments for your work.” Well, not really, but there was no harm in saying that. 

he smiled warmly. “i know that but i like to tease..you know i would fight for you..because-- and this might come as a surprise- because i am in love with you.”

“oh that’s sweet! tell him i said thanks!” he beamed, proud, validation from noah’s friends was always nice. “so...i’m about done here, luci told me he’d lock up... do you...still want me to come home with you?” he wiggled his eyebrows embarrassingly but it was okay it was still cute to noah probably. 

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equnimity:

Noah just shook his head. Arguably, bowl cuts weren’t awesome, but Noah had already joked enough about it for tonight. Plus, with green hair, Noah couldn’t really say much more anyway.  When Eros returned, Noah greeted him with a lazy smile and nodded a hello as he spoke. He turned to Hades, who left almost instantly, then back to Eros and shrugged slightly. “Hey. Did you woo everyone into writing good things about you?” He asked, slightly teasing, before lacing his fingers with Eros’.

“they’ve seen your face. i don’t think anyone needs wooing. the only problem is...now everyone will fall in love with you and want you to be your muse so...” he sighed dramatically. “i’m going to have to fight for your love and time.”

“did you have a good time with your...friend?”