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part 1 over here đ§Ą
This was starting to piss you off.
You wished he would try to cut off your money, maybe freeze your cards from his tablet, because you knew he could. He could do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted. He could even hide the car keys and tell Luke and Kieran to accidentally barricade your door.
But no. The affluenza just had to continue to torture you in the way he knew that you would hate.
All your fucking cards were stocked with money to the brim.
He didn't even try to remember the max amount of money he was allowed to deposit. He just typed out as many zeroes as he could and watched it get automatically reduced to whatever was allowed. Every time you would swipe your card to watch the cash decrease, it would fill back up in real time. The cashier would blink at you oddly before returning your card to you, looking a bit envious.
You even tried to switch to your fucking gift cards, but no, he'd hacked into those too. HOW? How did one hack into gift cards? How was that even possible?
You'd had enough, barging into his room and being confronted by that smug fucking look once more. He lounged on his bed, glasses perched low on the bridge of his nose as he read a book. Sylus looked up from above the rim of his spectacles. "Well, well, well, look who it is."
"Okay, first of all," you slammed the large doors behind you and climbed onto his bed, perched upon him. "Fuck you."
"Please, do," he murmured, his hand moving up to trace your lip. "It's been two weeks."
You slapped his hand away, though you knew he wasn't really trying when it fell back to his side. He could have easily pulled you against him anytime he wanted to, but he was letting you do whatever you wanted, toying with you. It made you so irritated. "No, that's not what I meant!"
"Elaborate," he tilted his head innocently.
"If you want me to prove I can buy stuff without your money," you growled, grabbing the book from his hand and shutting it. "You actually have to give me a chance to spend anything but your money."
"But why would I ever do that?" He threw a hand over his forehead dramatically, pulling you close to him at the same time. Your palms rested on his chest, fists clenching at the cloth of his thin white shirt with frustration.
You opened your mouth to try and spit out something else, but he placed a finger on your mouth to silence you.
"Sweetie," he sighed, eyes tracing over your figure. "I want to hear your pleas, truly, but can you remind me why you were even mad at me in the first place?"
You bit your tongue as your mind blanked, tracing back to a fortnight ago when you had shouted at him and stomped out of the room. Why had you been in a bad mood?
Your silence spoke words, Sylus gazing up at you with amusement as you struggled to come up with an excuse. "Well?"
"Shut up," you snapped, burying your head against his neck, face hot with annoyance and embarrassment. He simply laughed at your predicament, considering teasing you before settling on wrapping his arms around you, placing his chin on your shoulder. Maybe he would tease you just a little.
"Wow, what an honor," he said dryly. "I get to touch you without my hands getting cut off. Is this truly okay, your majesty?"
"I told you to be quiet," you nipped at the skin of his neck in frustration, but the tension in your body was already draining with each passing second in his hold. You gave it a few minutes, your breath slowing down, starting to feel drowsy, listening to his rhythmic heartbeat.
"...I'm sorry," you mumbled sullenly. Goddamit, you really hated being the wrong one in these situations.
"I would say I don't forgive you," he pretended to ponder over it, his low voice hitting your ears like a lullaby. "But I am a gracious soul, so I shall accept it for your benefit."
"Don't push it." The insult was half-hearted, your eyes already half-lidded. You were glad he hadn't held it against you- if you were in his place, you would have definitely slimed him out a bit more. Bless the universe for giving you such a man.
Yet, you had forgotten one good fact.
You hadn't slept in the same bed with Sylus for far longer than he appreciated.
"Now then, sweetie, you didn't think that apology was enough, did you?" You blinked, feeling his warm breath against your ear as he spoke, before his tongue started to lick at it. The result was immediate, a shiver moving down your spine like electricity. "What was that you said about fucking me?"
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The Carrot Tissue Cat Meme ภâ˝(â˘âŠ â˘ăâź
Origin of the meme:
Doodles to chase away the sadness at still no official updates...
I'll probably draw a version with each li later (including Valko)
LADS Men and Their Favorite Filipino Dish (Headcanons)
Lolita's Note: hopefully this ficlet would convince y'all to try some filipino food đŤśđťđ
wc: 847 (keepin' it real short for now)
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Xavier - Chicken Inasal
since this man only knows how to burn the kitchen and call it cooking, chicken inasal is practically the easiest, foolproof dish xavier can make and eat.
you have to marinate it for him though, he might put too much or too little.
you can technically eye ball the marinade, but better safe than sorry!
once he catches a whiff of that juicy, tangy aroma, you best believe he'll get real impatient and keep poking at you asking: "is it done yet?"
he'll surely love the grease and the tenderness of the chicken inside.
if you suggest to add more soy sauce and calamansi, and he'll practically devour everything.
if he manages to actually get the chicken be cooked in the right⌠state, he'll definitely have an ego boost and will offer to cook it for the both of you next time.
make sure to cook lots of rice, because he will take all the largest parts of the chicken and ask for more servings.
Zayne - Halo-halo
ah, yes, the holy cup of diabetes!
well, not so much, since you can make a healthier version of halo-halo with just fruits, but!
he will argue with you to add more nata, more jelly AND extra leche flan.
when he saw you eating it all mixed up, he found it strange at first.
"you call that purple mixture a dessert? interestingâŚ"
he WILL switch up real quick once he sees it BEFORE the mixing.
zayne finds it so breathtaking that he'll take lots of photos before eating it.
you teach him that you have to mix them all together with the shaved ice, but well,
this man will eat all the sweetest ingredients first, and then ask if he can add more toppingsâŚ
expect him to go down a rabbit hole of ube flavored desserts after his first taste of the philippines' most iconic sweet treat!
Rafayel - Seafood Bicol Express
spicy or not, this man will surely love how unique the flavor of this dish is.
he'd never expect coconut milk to make something so creamy and flavorful.
he will ask you to cook it for him as a comfort meal, and when you make a joke about him being a sea creature eating fishăź
"did you not study about the food chain? or do you assume that all mermen are some sort of vegetarians? ugh, imagine eating seaweed everydayâŚ" he'll sigh dramatically.
a bit of an unusual choice, but rafayel will probably not eat bicol express with rice.
if he does, the portion of it will be much more bigger than rice.
Sylus - Pork Sisig + Chicharon - Chili Flakes
this⌠is a very specific formula that he actually chose because he just doesn't want to eat spicy food.
anyway the combination of crunchiness and the small juicy tidbits of chopped pork will satisfy sylus's preferences for texture over taste.
he will wait for it too cool down a bit though, if it's served sizzling hot.
the first time he eats sisig though, he's unknowing that it's spicy at default, he deliberately put away all the chili flakes to the side.
and then he will eat and probably ask for another serving.
you suggest to mix the chili in but he interruptsăź
"i said i like it. don't ruin it for me."
he'll probably ditch the steak for a while and pair sisig with his favorite wine.
Caleb - Kare-kare
caleb looooves to cook more than to eat. and what better dish to match that requires meticulous techniques of cooking? kare-kare.
this dish takes hours to make traditionally.
and if you don't get the measurements right, this dish will have very high chances to spoil the next day.
so he will treat it as a challenge!
you know not to doubt him since he's a very talented man.
"food's good to go! wanna join the honors of the first taste?"
he will smile like a kid when you compliment him that it tasted exactly the way it's made back home.
he's not the type to be surprised at the taste of new food especially when he knows what ingredients were used.
he did find it interesting that peanuts can be used to make such a challenging and time-consuming dish!
Valko - Chicken Curry
two words: strong scent. and you know what belongs right in that alley?
chicken curry.
meat and strong, musky scent? expect a wolfboy happily wagging his tail waiting to eat.
filipino curry doesn't usually have stronger spices and its taste is more on the milder side, but if he asks for it, you can always add some chilies!
valko isn't really particular about the taste, but he loves the blend of turmeric, ginger, and garlic.
he prefers the natural mixtures of herbs and spices as opposed to the store-bought curry powder.
once he gets a hold of this dish, he will keep its ingredients stocked in his and your fridge (for when he comes over).
gets really into it that you have to designate a chicken curry day to prevent him from eating it every day.
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Happy 2nd Sylusversary | Sylus & MC's Protocore Placements
Letâs talk a bit about the Aether Core placements on Sylus and MC, and celebrate Sylusâ 2nd anniversary together!
Note: The video version is up on my Youtube channel. Below is the script, if you'd prefer to read it.
Sylus did, in fact, not spoil you at the beginning.
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The relationship was so fresh, past wounds still healing from the wretched mistrust and misconceptions. He could feel the soul within him beating steadily, joyfully, but his mind was at war with his heart.
Loving a person who did not remember crucial memories between them was harder than he thought.
Though he was but a mere child when he met you in this life, the circumstances around your actual first meeting and the battles for survival waging in the confines of the arena, was less than ideal. He didn't know if your lack of remembrance should've been a blessing or a curse. He did not know if his lack of forgetfulness should be a lucky happenstance either.
He didn't spoil you.
He didn't buy you dresses, or accessories, or invited you over for a joyride after your arrival to the N109 Zone.
He didn't offer to buy your drinks, or the movie tickets.
He didn't suggest romantic escapades under the warm rays of the sunshine dusk, or to hang out in a auction again.
But God â God, did he want to.
He was tired (mentally) but he was so determined, so motivated that after coaxing a genuine fond smile out of you, he could rest his eyes at ease with a warm sensation in his chest.
It was falling in love again with someone you are already in love with.
And you... you were unreachable, even when you were worried, even when you expressed your concerns to him.
Sylus did not give you the princess treatment.
He did not tell you what he was feeling.
He laughed, looking down at his gun. âWhy don't we make a bet?â he suggested, mind in a whirlwind. âIf I don't come back, I'll disappear from your life. I won't pester you ever again.â
He could see it, the shift in your eyes, your hesitation. Your display of indecisiveness was slowly killing him from the inside.
âAnd if I don't return...â he glanced away, shrugging with one shoulder. âWell, no one will pester you again either way. How does that sound?â
Horrible. Excruciating.
âThis could be our last conversation, Miss Dove.â
He took your gun, he might as well have something of yours if he was to have his last breath.
He didn't text you back right away.
Even if his lack of responses made his heart clench out of guilt...
It gave him the pleasure of seeing you mad and upset from across the street, your [colour] eyes burning though him with such sadness and reverence as he called your phone.
âYou won,â he told you at the moment of your acceptance, voice almost hollow.
âSylus...â you breathed out, not believing he was just a couple of feet away. You felt like sagging to the ground and cry. Why did you...
You're moving, your heart in your throat, your eyes watery and glistening. You were almost panting, the sound of your booted feet a familiar composition in his ears.
âAccording to the conditions set by our bet, we shouldn't be meeting again.â He was exhausted, the sight of you running to him was a small reassurance.
âShow me, are you hurt?â you demanded right away, eyes never leaving his intense gaze.
Sylus raised an eyebrow, a small smile tilting up his lips as he laughed roughly. âI guess you'll be the one breaking our agreement? Pfft.â
âYou dareââ your breath hitched, rage boiling your blood hot. âYou are not allowed to disappear ever again!â
Did that make him a bad man? Seeing you so upset about his late messages, seeing you so sad over him and him alone, it made him so irrevocably happy. You cared about him, you were reciprocating and he was drowning and drowning and drowning â
He chuckled deeply. âYou're the first person who dares to tell me what I can and can't do.â
He raised his hand, his index finger bending slightly as he, oh so gently and tenderly, wiped the small tear from the corner of your eye.
You looked down, averting your gaze from his.
Sylus did not indulge your shyness, he called your name fondly, though sternly.
You glanced at him, trying really hard not to fidget from the embarrassing feeling caused by your own fretting.
âLook at me,â he pulled you closely, strong arms wrapping around you in a warm and much needed embrace.
You sighed, hands trembling as you clutched him a tad tighter than usual.
âI'm always looking at you.â
Those sweet words were both his undoing and his salvation. He could not speak, his arms unwilling to let go of you.
Sylus didn't last long, the next day you received a flower bouquet on your doorstep, with a signed letter:
From your bestie, Sky.
sylus uses his free time to buy presents for you.
he tends to be more considerate because he noticed you become more uncomfortable with his more extravagant gifts. and no matter how much he wants to adorn you in his jewels, your comfort comes as his first priority.
first it was dates by the park, at your favourite local restaurant, movies at home, cooking together, going to the water park, watching the fireworks, doing absolutely nothing for a week at his place. do some protocore deals, maybe go together at an auction!
but when he noticed you started relaxing . . .
sylus will take you to travel the world instead, something that while it doesn't cross your boundaries, it's still a huge thing. you two will go to paris, spain, greece, germany, even norway and finland and of course, [your favourite travel destination].
he will ease you into his world one step at the time. watches, makeup, nails, hair â all done deliberately without overwhelming you.
that doesn't mean he refuses you from paying, especially when you appear more anxious than ever. he allows it begrudgingly because he hates how it makes you rigid in your seat, so he instead appreciates the sentiment that you want to do something for him. he doesn't allow it twice a day though... he is quite proud for being such a carefree man.
he takes his time to buy you dresses, starting from the ridiculously cheap ones (âseriously sweetie, it's just 60âŹ.â) until he finally sees you wearing his personal favourite that he took from a renowned boutique, and you were smiling â a bright, wonderful and loving smile.
when you realised that sylus did not mean to trap you with his expensive gifts (something you have had a bad past experience with..) and that it genuinely, genuinely, made him happy to shower you with such things... well, it was the day when you started forgetting the scent of 5⏠stores.
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Just a silly little drabble since I'm not gonna have time for a proper fic this week! Also the banner for this is taking me out lmao SYLUS đđđ
Bad Hair Day
(or, 'literally the best day ever!!' ~ Luke and Kieran)
Sylus x gn!Reader, 650 words.
âDid it hurt, Sylus?â
âWhen I fell from heaven?â
âWhen you got struck by lightning.â
Sylus frowns. You snap a picture as he looks up from a data pad, mid-peruse of the news. Heâs only mildly perturbed, mind you, not outright confused; the distinction has always been sacred. Confusion implies heâs in the dark, andâmorning affairs in digital fine-print before himâ Sylus is never, ever, in the dark about anything.
âLightning, sweetie?â he fishes idly. âIâll bite. You⌠felt a spark when you looked at me, hm? Thereâs electricity in the air?â
You rest your chin in your hand. âWhyâre you so convinced Iâm making a pass at you?â
âEvery word from your mouth is a pass at me, kitten. Iâve learned to live with it.â
âHe says, in a whorish silk robe.â
He tuts as he sips at his coffee. âItâs sophisticated.â
Is it sophisticated? âItâs halfway down your shoulder, Sylus.â
With a flicker of a sideways glance, he regards the wine-red silk bunched precariously at the top of his arm. Silk that slips another few centimetres when he shrugs. âOops.â
Your lips are a thin line as you raise your own mug up to them, making Sylus chuckle. Itâs a rich, self-indulgent soundâ so hedonistic, so pleased with itself. Silently, you press a few quick buttons on your phone, then thrust it towards him:
The picture youâd taken.
Sylusâs chuckle cuts out like someone has gripped his throat and squeezed.
Drawn for Sylus Anniversary. Wish I could be the cat.
Happy 2nd anniversaryâ¤ď¸ Wish you forever freedom, happiness, and a full belly.
 â â  APHSY. â¤ď¸ ËËË
 â â â Do you know how peaceful you look ? I could spend an eternity under these sheets, our hearts and our bodies tangled together. âÂ
â â It is warm.
â â Warm, soft, and comfortable. To Sylus, his bed is now a veritable paradiseâ and all because of the little cat that is snuggled against him, claiming his bicep as her pillow.
â¨ď¸ Happy Second Anniversaryâ¨ď¸
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