bye bye baby blue @depressos-espresso - Tumblr Blog

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

thesylverlining

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

kittyknowsthings

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?

systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”

totohoy-blog

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

systlin

I mean.

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”

musicalhell

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

fuckstaffposts

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

rpluvsyj

This post is a blessing

wittyusername97

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

kitvalkyrie

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

10thingsihateabout-all-yall

Oh my god they were phishing

earhartsease

hot sirens in your area want to serenade you

🤓😅💀

😳🫠🫂

#hii

medievalthymes

“you’re the heart mike” mike literally has the personality of a wet cheeto

dewidotted

SPOILER WARNING

So you're telling me, they just left his body there? In the upside down forever? That no one cared or mourned but Dustin? That they let him be called a murderer and cult leader with no one fighting back against those allegations? That max can survive several broken bones and a whole standoff with vecna but Eddie dies in vain to fulfill some heroic redemption arc that wasn't necessary? He deserved better than that. Fuck you stranger Things and the way you introduce characters just to kill them off.

nicostiel

Stranger Things Volume 2 + Byler Reactions

markets

teenage girl sighing dreamily as she lays in her bed and writes in her diary with a pink glitter pen and when you look at the notebook shes just writing “killing and violence and killing and violence” with little hearts above the i’s over and over and over

markets

teenage girl wearing heavy makeup and dressed in all black rolls her eyes and scoffs as she scribbles harshly into a black notebook with loud music playing in the background and when you look in the notebook shes just writing about the first girl

filthyprotozoan

okay i couldnt stop thinking about this post hope u dont mind me adding this

rylandsgrace

Stranger things season 4 + reactions (himbos edition)

margoterobbies

MAYA HAWKE as ROBIN BUCKLEY in STRANGER THINGS 4 (2022)

yantarnii

so apparently these are my favorite characters

andrewminyqrd

yall so upset about percy and annabeth’s hair but in reality they only time we should be upset about their hair is if rick doesnt put the iconic matching gray streak from holding the weight of the world ok

guess who i am?

asksjsjjssjsjj hiiii airan

genyasafinsmissingeye

My fictional father figures include David Wymack (All for the Game), The Gray Man (The Raven Cycle), Colm Fahey (Six of Crows) and Sam Quintana (Aristotle and Dante). This is very concerning. Judge me as you wish.

nick's mom: so do you like this girl?

nick: her dog died

nick's mom: