Ask The Space Pirates

We're the GREATEST LEIGON OF INTERSTELLAR THIEVES that there is! Ask us questions on our greatness and we may spare your planet! Ok!! Nevermind!! I was told that we actually wont fufill our end of that deal!! ASK US ANYWAY!!!

[depthsofzebes]

ay yo how about you actually use your damn sharp claws and break him out instead of trying to pull on the ice

“I’m not sure how much time is left though. This is taking a while..”

[depthsofzebes]

Red is he dead? Or would melting him out work? You know melting him out with like a blowtorch, a oven, engine or maybe using a laser?

“I don’t really want to just shoot. Just holding them here’s working but.. pretty slowly..”

[depthsofzebes]

I have estimated a 0.005% chance of you and Purple making it out alive... The chances of just you escaping is much higher almost 0.5% since you don't have to save Purple also.

“There’s got to be something I can do..”

[depthsofzebes]

Red I think you should grab purple or thaw em and then maybe see if you can get the heck out... cause you know that hunter always needs to return where she came and might come back before you know it.

“He.. won’t budge..!”(yea im back hiand yes i did forget the steam its still there im just too lazy to fix it oops)

[depthsofzebes]

I'm half expecting purple to be thawed... and half expecting some reactor meltdown alarm to blare... Please tell me I'm right on only the first thing red.

[depthsofzebes]

Red you okay??? ... oh yeah maybe see if you can get the heck outta there before samus sets a timebomb or something similar happens.

“Fr*ck what do I do now”

[depthsofzebes]

Red are you okay?

[depthsofzebes]

(ay guys sorry ‘bout the wait i’ve been busy)

[depthsofzebes]

Red surrender... if the rampaging monster shoots its officially a crime since well a bounty hunter isn't supposed to kill someone if they surrender (unless they are so dangerous they are wanted dead)

I don’t think she was planning on killing them in the first place…

[depthsofzebes]

Red... I got a tip for you... just one... RUN LIKE A BAT OUTTA HECK FOR A ESCAPE POD!!!

A bit too late for that

[depthsofzebes]

Samus Aran Spare them please... They can tell you where ridley and kraid are... please don't hurt them... They are too cute to die... Okay mostly the Red one is too cute to die.

I mean hey, she listened. She chose to use the Ice Beam rather than anything lethal.

[depthsofzebes]

^-^ ***Laughs In Federation***

I don’t think she’s very fond of the Federation.

[depthsofzebes]

Red well let me just contact a friend in the federation to triangulate your cordinates using the like dozen of Federation Spy Sates. Oh of course that would Imply that the federation hasn't already done that and sent Samus to "clean" up. You scared of samus Red?

[depthsofzebes]

Both of you answer this question: What is the biggest threat to the Space Pirates overall? (excluding the galactic federation cause they are lame but including all the bounty hunts they hire.)

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

Happy hundred posts guys

[depthsofzebes]

Purple are you scared that Samus COULD track you guys down like right now?

“Ok cool but I have to show you something”

[depthsofzebes]

I remember once landing on Zebes at some point and finding a really hot lava filled area I couldn't get through due to the fact that heat would vaporize me if I stepped through the shielded door. How the heck do you guys get through there?

[depthsofzebes]

Good news Red it seems Purple may have feelings for you that he is trying to hide (poorly) so he doesn't "disgrace" himself.

“Are you really sure or are you just lying to make me feel better?”