Deputy Booty reporting for duty

[anxietyproblem]

[dailytwitterposts]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[deletedbyawesome-deactivated201]

[watchfashionista]

Most likely the best post ever.

[viridiannightmares]

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

[paprika]

[woodendreams]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[imtotallystoked]

2009 average rent: $886

2019 average rent: $1,476

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mustardtigress]

[extraordinaryxmen]

the fact that keanu reeves rejected being on mcu multiple times but said yes to be on a sponge bob movie just shows how truly powerful he is

[enjoy-christmas]

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[introverted-outcast]

AFTER A YEAR OF FINDING THIS ITS BACK IN MY DASH

[imagination-of-a-melted-bitch]

😂😂😂 omg

[mika-meowz]

HOLY shIT

[crittizen]

are we just gonna ignore the person talking about their water breaking?

[a-bisexual-teenager]

Yes

[elricsyao]

If you could hear me scream. I found this on twitter and I’m not sure who made it but it’s hilarious

[kongu2525]

Its an experience

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[dankmemeuniversity]