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ooc: MY HAND SLIPPED.
I made a fallout 4 blog woops. It’s a MacCready! Like this and I’ll go follow you from there!
WHY ARE ALL THESE PORN BLOGS FOLLOWING ME
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞
“I bought you your own tub. Let me handle my own ice cream lady. Why are you still here? Your dad is home.”
obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
♫ - for my muse to catch your muse singing in the shower
Shane was humming along the beat of the song in his head as he belted out some tune he heard on patrol with Rick. He hadn’t realized the Grimes had arrived at his house early. He wasn’t expecting them to either honestly Lori took forever to get ready as did Judith.
Starter Meme || Starter Call
So, in an effort to make it easier to give out unique and awesome starters to everyone (instead of doing the same thing or missing 'likes' on starter calls), I thought I'd post this instead and see how it goes!
Send in a symbol and I'll start a new thread with a personal starter based on the symbol!
💋 - for my muse to surprise yours with a kiss (could be anywhere)
♥ - for my muse to use bad pick up lines on your muse (whilst possibly drunk)
♪ - for my muse to be caught singing in the shower
♫ - for my muse to catch your muse singing in the shower
☼ - for my muse to be caught doing something illegal
► - for my muse to be scolded by your muse
♣ - for my muse being chased by something/someone
♠ - for my muse to punch your muse
◘ - for your muse to punch my muse
○ - for my muse to accidentally end up in your muses' universe
◙ - for your muse to accidentally end up in my muses' universe
‼ - for my muse to get angry at your muse
¶ - for my muse to be injured and your muse is patching them up
§ - for your muse to be injured and my muse is patching them up
↨ - for my muse to goof off with your muse
↓ - for my muse to get drunk and emotional
↔ - for our muses to fight one another
! - for my muse to apologise to your muse
✿ - for my muse to give yours a flower/bouquet
🍂 - for our muses to enjoy a walk together
🎶 - for my muse to dance with your muse
⊙‿⊙ - for my muse to see your muse in their fancy/formal wear
♘ - for my muse to be caught crying
☎ - my muse drunk dials your muse
✛ - my muse trying to calm your muse down
🍳 - my muse to cook yours a meal
😇 - our muses to go about in disguises
💘 - my muse to profess to loving yours (are they joking? who knows!)
Judith seen a familiar face while on a run, she put her gun down and rushed towards him "Shane" was all she said and hugged him.
“Whoa...Judith...how?”He stammers. “What are you doing? You gotta go back to your dad.”He states as glad as he was to see her he knew that meant Rick wasn’t far behind. That wasn’t someone he wanted ot see just yet.
I have two starters to write but anyone else want something?
anonymously tell me what you think of my character portrayal. i can't respond; i can only publish.
PROPER STARTER CALL
shipping meme
I can’t find a meme I really like, so I compiled some of my favorite questions and added some of my own! (feel free to use this anyone)
send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who:
falls asleep on the couch
makes friends with the neighbors
is the adventurous eater
hogs the covers at night
forgets to do the dishes
tries to surprise their partner more often
leaves dirty laundry on the floor
stays up til 2 AM reading
sings in the shower
takes the selfies
plans date night
STARTER CALL
The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.
“How long have you been in there?”
Shane looked at him his eyes were tired as he tried to move nearly falling from the cot they’d given him. They were using his blood for testing pumping more and more out and not giving much back. Shane watched as they left him alone there in this make shift hospital. He blinked softly at Rick as he pointed to the blood packs. “I...I need those... I managed to get to the blood bank they had nearly passed out three times gash on side is deep.”
Send “How long have you been in there?” for your muse to find mine trapped in a lab after being experimented on.
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