oh, so you barbeque me

he / they lazy nerd deluxe about me (danny brown voice) 30 (video armageddon guy voice) 3!!!!!!! other blogs: doin music // art appreciation reblog zone every post i reblog has cleared my rigorous judgment process which generally involves an intense montage set to hayabusa theme kawasaki stadium remix started this blog with this theme when my age started with a 1 and not a 3 and now only god or @staff will force my hand to change it this blog generally contains fuckin' swear words but not explicit smut. despite that, only adults should follow. frequent tags: actual laughs always (and forever) (jesus) christ hall of fame holy shit same sure i'll reblog that

[comment-tube]

[inzergue]

[shrimptin]

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[thegaymertrainer]

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

[kushblazer666]

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[terracloak]

you know who else got aborted?

[mevil]

[shrimptin]

[moss-byte]

[punishedsaints]

[shadowblade8192]

do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

[theres-a-body-here]

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

[fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219]

I had to draw it HELP

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[ytpforyouandme]

the snitchuation

[ytpforyouandme]

given recent events, an important reminder

[nine-hyacinth]

i hate astronomers so much.

[nine-hyacinth]

this is getting ridiculous. the file extension for this cannot be .sex it just cannot be. what the fuck SExtractor. astronomers aren't real.

[nine-hyacinth]

to extract the parameters you run SEX -DP ????????? this cannot be real.

[pipewire-official]

this was literally me when people told me about lisp programming like wtf do you mean what the hell is a sexpr

[vi-official]

it's a sex pull request