Bitchmade

I wish I was eating gumbo right now

[dickspooky]

I’m getting strong enough to kill you all

[sluttygrandpa]

[kvotheunkvothe]

now that's a solid snake

[dogpuppy]

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[dragongirlbunny]

[virtualgirladvance]

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[dogpuppy]

[leathernerve]

i miss my wife

[spacepetals]

[faithschaffer]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[toskarin]

[ohnoproblems]

my wife's been looking at the tolkein wiki and from this ambient exposure i think i can safely say that a defining feature of the First Age was that a lot of people, like a surprising number of people, got torn apart by werewolves. werewolf eviscerations really fell off steeply once the first age ended.

[ohnoproblems]

people in the Third Age are always looking at the various ruins surrounding them and going on like "ohhh never again shall the world see an equal glory etc etc" and like sure buddy but never again will you have to worry about being torn apart by werewolves, either, so like, count your blessings

[yanguang]

no context wuxiaposting

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[ohnoproblems]

the july sumo grand tournament just started in nagoya and oda nobunaga's got ringside seats