North of Nothing

Why am I not drunk right now? I thought this was America

[yesiamreallyanangel]

[rightmemes-blog1]

[catholicboysdetention]

[unclefather]

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[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are busy 

[2miles-deactivated20240310]

[egberts]

idk if this has already been on tumblr but i saw it on fb and it killed me

[funnelcloudd]

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

[funnelcloudd]

“Henlo I am big twuck pwease give me wots of woom tank u :)”

“I WILL FUCKING PANCAKE YOUR CUCK ASS”

[rat-knife]

[kolo5430]

[fun-o-physics]

[nu-again]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[hustlerose]

ur in the club and the dj starts blasting this what do u do

[yo-its-matt]

start blasting too

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[everythingstarstuff]

[bossyheifer-deactivated20200822]

Will always reblog

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I only figured out hopper was the DILF from stranger things today so I have to say: sorry for thinking you found the grasshopper from a bugs life hot

apology accepted

[suppermariobroth]

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[veryfunnymemes]