am I feeling empty because I am empty or am I feeling empty because I have no way of identifying emotions that arenāt at extreme levels
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am I feeling empty because I am empty or am I feeling empty because I have no way of identifying emotions that arenāt at extreme levels
palvinswrites:
cfmusings:
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā donāt care if heās guilty, donāt care if heās not Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā heās good and heās bad and heās all that iāve got Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā oh lord, oh lord, iām begging you please Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā donāt take that Ā s i n n e r Ā from me Ā Ā Ā
you: yikes
me, an intellectual: yicycles
I enter the stressful situation
Emotions: numbed
Coping mechanism: shitty
Dissociative tendencies: out
Sentence Prompts ā Finnikin of the Rock
ā There are worse things than a lie and there are better things than the truth! ā
ā Be prepared for the worst, my love, for it lives next door to the best. ā
ā Because without our language, we have lost ourselves. Who are we without our words? ā
ā Then I choose to drown in hope, rather than float into nothing. ā
ā This hand says you spend the rest of your life with me and this one says I spend the rest of my life with you. Choose. ā
ā I will die protecting you. ā
ā Itās against the rules of humanity to believe there is nothing we can do. ā
ā Wait there and do not move. ā
ā The gods do make playthings of us ⦠but it is we mortals who provide them with the tools. ā
ā This hand says youāre a coward. This one says youāre fearless. Choose. ā
ā Youāre getting sand all over me! ā
ā Everything is evil that humans canāt control or conquer. ā
ā Those full of fear were the most dangerous of people. ā
ā How unladylike of you to mention such a thing. ā
ā Ah, the whistle, of course. Iād forgotten the whistle. ā
ā Although Iām very familiar with that part of the female body, I take offense at being labeled one. ā
ā When the time comes to tear out the heart of anyone who causes him pain, know this⦠I will fight you to be first in line. ā
ā Woman, Iām trying to fight here! Or has that escaped your attention? ā
ā Take me home. ā
ā You can touch me whenever you want. Wherever you want. ā
Ā ā Donāt be ridiculous. ā
ā I woke with your name on my lips every morning. ā
ā I am already destroyed. ā
ā Anyone can kill. It is a stroke, an action with oneās hand. But not everyone knows how to lead. ā
ā I should be brave like the gods. ā
ā Each time the gods have whispered your name to me their voices have trembled. ā
ā Whoās in charge here? ā
ā If you believe it is men I hate, you are wrong. I despise those who use force and greed as a means of control. Unfortunately for your gender, such traits are found more often in the hearts of men than women. ā
ā What have you done? ā
ā You betrayed me! Am I supposed to be grateful? Am I supposed to thank you? ā
ā Itās not my fault Iām wounded. ā
ā Iām angry because youāre stupid! ā
ā I remember every single moment and will until the day I die. ā
ā You look lovely when you laugh. ā
ā Who do you want me to be? ā
ā Not a step closer! ā
ā How long will you wait? ā
ā I will wait for as long as it takes. ā
ā I would prefer that you see it as something you want, rather than something you have to agree to. ā
ā You have a very dark heart. ā
ā Heās not worth it, letās go! ā
ā Was that functional enough for you? ā
ā This is no place for anyone. ā
ā If anything happens to me, protect my boy. ā
ā Do you trust me? ā
ā Iām used to hearing people dying. ā
I want it to be 2004 again and come home from 1st grade and grab a chocolate chip granola bar and watch lizzie mccguire and thats so raven and not hate myself
annalisekeatting:
procrastimonium:
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misterelguapo:
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piƱatas with a stick. The piƱatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.
I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.
probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet
This is the most genius thing iāve seen in years. Thank you happytoast.co.uk šÆ
the need to play kat mcnamara & dominic sherwood in a plot is so real rn that is all
atheistj:
As much as a feel for Hillary, because I canāt imagine how much this stung, my heart really goes out to Obama right now. This vote was the American people essentially telling himĀ āfuck everything youāve done for us.ā He has gone out and campaigned so hard against him, and the American people (specifically white American people) have just slapped him in the face.
I canāt believe Barack Obama is going to be replaced by Donald Trump.
when something bad happens to someone you dont like and you have to pretend youāre sad but on the inside youāre likeĀ
in my preschool class weāre holding āclass president of the dayā elections this week.Ā we already elected our first female president on monday, even though one of the boyās campaign promises was to ābring jewelsā to the classroom.
tuesday: we talked about the real election happening today. one child says she hopes hillary clinton wins and all of her classmates chime in with sober agreements. one boy says voting for the drumpf āwould not be a very good idea.ā
they elected the other female candidate today in our mock election, so she won over the jewels boy and the other boy, who said he would make bracelets for the entire class. my students are surprisingly practical, seeing as they voted for the candidate who would clean the school and help them with their work.
once president, she did do those things, but also punched one of her constituents into the sandbox, so, i mean ⦠sheās sort of a typical politician i guess
wednesday: the children announced tensely to me that trump won the real election. one boy said, āi still donāt like him, but we canāt say we hate him, because then we would be saying we hate the president.ā
i said that was true, and that saying we hate him sounds a lot like something trump would say. they nodded and continued to help the toddler class students get their snack plates to the table without dropping their apple slices.
they elected one of the girls again, so she served her second term by helping her friends button their art smocks before we made our galaxy paintings. (because if you think iām gonna create an art lesson plan to focus any more attention on this shitshow of an election, you are wrong.)
neither of the boy candidates have stood much of a chance in this race so far. one of them came to me and said he was rethinking his campaign promises, and could he make a new poster
he got a paper and wrote a huge list of ways that he would help keep all the children safe, including reminding them to use walking feet and not to touch broken glass. then he volunteered to work in the toddler room and cleaned up all of their messes, and moved all the shelves in my room so he could clean behind them.
iām feeling so hopeless right now, but these children remind me that there is a future and they. are. it.
thursday: today i was very pleased. our president today is the little boy who made changes to his campaign promises. he also wore tyrannosaurus rex foot slippers. when the voters were shaking his hand to congratulate him on his victory, one said, āgood job, and thank you for having monster feetā
he watched everyone like a hawk to make sure they were being safe, and then spent the morning writing in his journal about how much he loves all of us and his bicycle.
Never not funny