P O I S O N I V Y

Casey 30s she/he/they/etc. "There are feelings inside of me that are pertinent to you." -Nathaniel Plimpton III in Crazy Ex Girlfriend S.O.

[k-eke]

Thicc crocodile passing on your timeline🐊

[userilyarozanov]

SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn

+ Kara

[pnkrathian]

as a midwesterner seeing outsiders describe its topography as “unsettling” is so funny to me. I’ve seen people be like “look at how FLAT this is it’s making my skin crawl” and they’ll post the most normal looking farm landscape picture I’ve ever seen

[pnkrathian]

See that’s so interesting because like. i feel pretty much the reverse. The few times ive seen mountains irl ofc I thought they were gorgeous i felt unsettled because like. Where’s the open-ness? who allowed the ground to get that tall and trap you where you are like a rat? Something could be hiding behind them and I wouldn’t know until it’s too late. With wide open skies if something is coming for me, at least I can see it.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[skels-pixel-art]

please wait while he travels across your dash, he's on a very important mission

[songsofwaterandnight]

No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

[hicscribere]

threshold kids are back

[curiouslyhigh]

[feinseld]

i missed this post

[nickyflowers]

they should make a soup that fixes everything. one sip and you are free. one slurp and it all makes sense

[4damhatesyou-deactivated2026041]

i dont have a vent blog because havihn to see me crash out every once in a while is just a part of the experience that comes with being my mutual

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[pois0ncandy]

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[apollos-boyfriend]

one of these days i’m gonna snap

[apollos-boyfriend]

this is about all it/its characters now actually. respect it/its pronouns or die by my hand

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance