Notes From Underground

I believe the best definition of man is the ungrateful biped. I'm ███ and this is my blog. He/they.

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..

[yassmines]

anybody else a gay demon?

[derkbot-blog]

I got rid of all my soap.

[donny2savage]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[refiningfire]

[derkbot-blog]

True Hell is having that one Spongebob marching band stuck in your head in the midst pf insomniac throes, but what’s new.

[derkbot-blog]

Thinking this isn't a nightly occurrence shows how misguided you are.

[derkbot-blog]

True Hell is having that one Spongebob marching band stuck in your head in the midst of insomniac throes, but what’s new.

[derkbot-blog]

[derkbot has blocked @godlyhead]

[derkbot-blog]

throws my URL at u at light speed

FIXED THE LINK

[derkbot-blog]

jawbreker and godlyhead and anyone else you might wanna mention :3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JweSg8UGgg#ooc This is garbage!!

[derkbot-blog]

Casually doesn't send my own url into people bc why would I ever put Myself Out There, (':

Send me a url and I'll record my voice saying the url along with what I think of them.

[chronomally]

I think my favorite cr1tikal exclamation of surprise is “you’ve gotta be putting my groceries away”

[melativa-deactivated20180324]

eyes emoji judged based on platform

useful and iconic but (like all ios emojis) riddled with unnecessary gradients. 9/10

sneeky. cheeky. v cute. 7/10

simple, looks good on browsers, and successfully conveys the nosiness and curiosity the emoji is generally used for. 8/10

the only one on the list that contains eyebrows, and it works p well. hm? what was that? i didn’t hear you i was too engaged in this tea sweetie. slurrrp. 7/10

emotionless lime green orbs that belong in clip art of an owl and nowhere else. unusable in conversation and needs a scopophobia warning . 1/10 for effort

i feel threatened by this scooby doo looking pair of eggs i don’t like it 3/10

nobody’s pupils are this large without having induced large amounts of hallucinogenic drugs ????? 420/10

what is this. you fucking come into my house with fucking bishoujo eyes and expect me to take you seriously fuck you. objectively The Worst

[antisjwbot]

oh. my. fucking. god. you can’t read.