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All the Reblogs! And...other stuff... I might be found @CaptureBaltimore

[veracrossing-blog-blog]

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

[animal-crossing]

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

[yesterdaysprint]

The Plattsmouth Journal, Nebraska, August 2, 1923

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[emrakul-flying-spaghetti-monster]

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

[daughter-of-sapph0]

The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.

[grymmoires]

I’m still here just different url the know your meme article is outdated and yes it’s on Friday

[grymmoires]

It is officially the 1 year anniversary kinda surreal tbh

[paganinpurple]

It has been two years, man.

Two whole years

[scholarlypidgeot]

It’s only been two years????

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

Four years!!

[gameboi-glitchedskies-deactivat]

happy birthday to this

[asiadoesstuff]

Happy Birthday to this Post- 😂🥳

[itsbats]

Happy Pride, ya’ll

[sosuperawesome]

Maxine Vee on Instagram

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I can never ever leave this website actually

[adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva]

heres bone church:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[alwaysabeautifullife]

We label maker all our relics like that

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[aquietquixotic]

Amazing tags

[sometimes-i-just-climb-things]

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

[hybbat]

A victorian

[jennilah]

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

[jennilah]

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

[jennilah]

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

[jennilah]

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

[jennilah]

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

[jennilah]

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

[jennilah]

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

[cursedwitchazel]

mail is dumb

[jaydenskyle]

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

[antique-scarecrow]

oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective

[useyourtelescope]

1.05 | 1.06 | 2.04 TED LASSO (2020 - )

[neil-gaiman]

Hello Mr Gaiman,

Is the attention to details in season 2 of Good Omens as perfect as in season 1?

P.S: Love Good Omens

I'm afraid not.

For example, in Season 1 of Good Omens, the part of a demon named Crowley was played by actor David Tennant. Budget cuts in Season 2 mean that the part of Crowley in Season 2 will be shared between a glove puppet, a dear friend of the production manager's named, I believe, Raoul, and five trained fennec foxes wearing an overcoat.

[theartbluebox]

Artist's rendition.

Reblog if you ACTUALLY READ TAGS

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.

Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.

Me:

Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.

Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.

Daughter: /nods seriously/

Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned

[skiplo-wave]

The kids are right Jazz

[supreme-leader-stoat]

But what if I want to be the secret librarian?

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if you were the secret librarian?

Son: wouldn’t be a secret library. I have nothing to hide.

Daughter: so not a secret librarian. A good librarian.

Me: you two are on a wavelength I can’t understand

[brawltogethernow]

What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

So I feel a little better about why this keeps happening…

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[home-and-having-tea]

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

[quecksilvereyes]

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

[moonybyte]

There are ancient ruins where someone had scratched “Ignar was here” in. People had pets with the local version of “Fluffy” as their name in ancient Greece, engraved on tablets and gravestones. Men and women wrote break-up letters and “I will throw your stuff out if you don’t come pick them up” in 1200 Persia. People paid for paintings of them with their cats or dogs. Some people decided to use the first few cameras to capture moments of making funny grimaces, impressive little stunts or just go “yep, hanging around, having a good time”.

[starryfictionalgirl]

Visit Original Link

Wellerman but an epic version that sounds like it should be playing in the background of a pirate fight scene 

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[sage-hendricks]

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr