[dogpuppy]

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[crawfishcomic]

Vigilante

[ryebreadgf]

[dogpuppy]

[apatheticfluorescence]

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

[draculamountain32]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[animentality]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thememedaddy]

[cannibalchicken]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[deconstructedcunt]

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven