Derek Polk

Twenty-two.The Casanova. The Romantics

[derpolk]

ashmorenos:

“Sure, I can do that. And I’ll be sure to tell Abuela it’s your fault I flunked out when she asks which devil tempted me from the path of righteousness or whatever, so she’ll know exactly who to thank for finally having an excuse to send me to Catholic school.”

“You really think they’d just let me walk out of here?”

Derek couldn’t help but let a chuckle escape his lips, a snort soon to follow. “Oh god, listen. You can tell Abuela whatever her ears need to here. But she doesn’t scare me and she’s sure as hell not sending you anywhere.”

“Yeah man, i do it all the time. Come on.”

[derpolk]

wyattande:

“Yeah, I’m alright. Fine. Dandy. Perfect. Swell ! – Now, did I leave out anything that’ll finally convince people I’m fine ? Because I am ! I’m fucking fine, okay ?“

“Don’t get all dramatic on me. Listen, I was just asking how you were today, not how you were about what happened. Now, stop bitching, grab one of the beers I stole from the fridge and set up the xbox.”

[derpolk]

ashmorenos:

“Are you here to rescue me? Please?” 

“Dude, just walk out. I mean what can they do other than give you a bad grade?”

[derpolk]

max-hoppus:

“Hey- hey! Careful with that coffee. This is the 1855 edition of ‘Leaves of grass’. You can’t get Starbucks on Walt Whitman.”

“Woah- Okay. Easy man, don’t bust a nut. I’ll move it-- Geez, i didn’t think people really care that much about that shit.”

[derpolk]

laurelpolk:

“Why are you looking at me like you’ve just seen a ghost? Is everything okay?”

Derek shuffled to pull the blankets over his-- Little Derek, before his sister fully entered the room. A cough escaped his throat, “yup- totally good. never better sis.”

[derpolk]

nmaxwell:

“Okay so I’ve spent more time in the dance studio than I have out in the sun and as you can see,” Nat stuck out her arm so her friend could see how pale she was, “I’m in desperate need of a day by the pool.” 

Derek stood against the wall staring at her as she spoke, a small smirk appearing on his lips. “What you need.... “ he paused pulling her closer. “Is some time with your amazing boyfriend.”

[derpolk]

Okay, okay! So for those who don’t know i’m on a semi-hiatus on Ellie and Derek because I’m out of state seeing family until the 13th! So i’ll be in and out a lot!  In the mean time though, I need help like a lot! I’m trying to find someone to play Derek for the AU???? What do you guys think of Jake T. Austin?

[derpolk]

nicole-lin:

Do you ever think about what a dick Max was to Goofy? Like, dude, he’s a single dad doing the best he can. What the fuck? You should be blessed to have Goofy as your father. I want Goofy as my dad, dude. I wanna fight the kid.

Max is literally me. Dude- Listen, I respect your love for Goofy and all. But it was nonsense. Goofy was a dope who always just embarrassed the shit out of his son. No kid wants that kind of dad around up their ass twenty for seven.

[derpolk]

“It’s called a hangover- something people get after having a fucking fantastic night a gorgeous blonde.” Derek groaned as the other person spoke even louder. “Now I can see if you haven’t been fortunate enough to have such a lucky night like I did, but either way....  Stop talking. What you have to say can wait until I’m sober.”

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