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*SUPER LOVERS* VS *YURI ON ICE* Who did it better? 😏

the finding difference games are getting harder

I JUST CAN’T WHY DOES IT LOOK SO SIMILAR

#yoi #superlovers #super lovers #yuri on ice #find the difference #lmao #anime #yoai #manga #yurionice #victor nikiforov #haru #yuri katsuki #why

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“I wouldn’t say that I was anxious about filming the sensual scenes. I would say that there were things in this movie I had to do on camera that I had never done on camera before, like being comfortable being naked or being intimate with another man. I have never done that in my personal life, being intimate with another man (laughs). For me, I recognize more than anything, it was going to be a very good challenge as an actor because I would have to act, because this isn’t something I do in my everyday life, this isn’t something I really recognize.”

— Armie Hammer on “What was the most complicated thing about playing a role like Oliver?“ Full interview by Armie Hammer Global. (via monetsberm)

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first impression - ocean waves soundtrack

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I love this song sm

yatodoroki

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Watched this Ghibli movie called The Ocean Waves and it basically pulled a Naruto in the end

Like it is extremely homoerotic and goes into the specific experience of being gay in a het environment and the confusion that comes with it

It is extremely gay to the point everyone is convinced it is gay. Then they "save face" in the last scene by forcing a relationship with main male character and the female lead. The girl is central to the plot, yes, but as an antagonist, and an excuse to keep the movie het.

The most notable thing here is that there is a climactic scene which comes full circle with the movie's actual Japanese name "Umi ga Kikoeru." [I Can Hear the Sea] This scene is on the sea, shared by the male leads together. With nobody else there and nothing else between them.

This is the scene where you realize they were gay all along and the struggles from before were just struggles of not knowing that they were queer in a het society. This is where the movie SHOULD HAVE wrapped up. This could have been the happiest happily-ever-after for the movie.

But it took a desperate sharp turn in the end and ended up forcing a reunion between the male lead and the female lead, turning the climax scene really the last plausible thing in an otherwise realistic movie. Forced secondhand dialog from the female lead to route the audience back to the hetero world right after the very very convincing gay heart to heart at THE SEA. (Remember the title? "I can hear the SEA") They even made the two male leads talk about how they loved each other, using the female lead as a no-homo proxy.

My theory is that gay series pretending to be het always have 2 endings

1. The real one

2. The massively underwhelming one intended for the hets not to lose their shit

These series always fall short compared to genuinely het movies meant for hets where their hetness makes sense. Take Kimi no Na Wa for example. The male and female leads' involvement never felt forced or abrupt or like it was overcompensating to make sense, like a lie had been exposed somewhere, no.

In conclusion:

Closet gay movies always over-explain their sharp het turn because that turn is a lie~

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True dat

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should I open a gay bookstore? 🤔

raikkonens

catch me poolside in Italy this summer reading about sad gay european romances ☀️ 🌈 🍑

zephyrine-gale

HAPPY BIRTH, KEI <3

kirschade

CHOKES THRU MY TEARS HJDKS I FUCKING LOVE YOU HO LY SHI T

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Omg I LOVE IT AND I LOVE ZEPH AND KEI 💗

zephyrine-gale

I don't ship you and keilattes, I ship your Victor and keilatte's Yuuri because those to have their own personality

lmao kei’s yuuri is too perfect for my victor though like????

victor:

kirschade

UM EXCUSE ME BUT

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Hot damn

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Yoonbum and Sangwoo's Actual Ages

Okay I’ve looked through the chapters and found all the evidence I could on their possible ages so sit down and strap in while I explain the math.

I’ll start with Sangwoo.

Okay so from what I’ve looked up, the average korean student graduates high school at around 18, so let’s assume that’s how old Sangwoo was when he graduated. Bum first saw Sangwoo in his first or second semester of college, which would make Sangwoo 18 or 19. Then there’s where they’re both admitted into the military, and, once again based on what research I’ve found, they were in the military for two years. So when Sangwoo leaves the military he’s 20-21.

Now, I know what you’re saying. Okay that explains when they left the military but what about now? We don’t know how long it’s been since then!

Well my dear reader that’s where you’re wrong!

In chapter 2 the police officer says that Sangwoo’s parents died when he was in high school, to which Bae replies “the double homicide 3 years ago??” Do you know what this means? It means we can assume the murder happened in his senior year, which would make sense when you subtract his two years of military service.

Put it all together, this means Sangwoo is 21-22 years old.

And to get Bum’s age, we refer to the fact that in chapter 1 he says he’s starting college four years late, so we just add 4 to Sangwoo’s age putting current Bum at 25-26 years old.

There we have it. Their actual ages. You’re welcome.

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