deppresion

eating ass is the only ethical form of consumption under late capitalism

[wispon]

two of them......... (said with heart-bursting affection)

[katelyndanger]

These rabbits are fuckin transgencbeder

[teathattast]

[corpse-decay]

i want this buried in the dirt for 1000 years so that when archeologists find it this is all that they would know of our culture

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[nyanbinyuri]

[rileyclaw]

trying to teach myself the ropes of clip studio paint with a dumb comic . you know when you draw on your friends faces when theyre asleep? yeah

[chongoblog]

To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your entire hand.

[chongoblog]

"holy shit this blew up uhhh be sure to follow my-"

No. We don't do that here. The only reason you know this post was made today is because Musk announced he was buying it today. You can reblog posts made ten years ago, and they will still feel evergreen.

And no matter how old a post is, I will be able to draw two cards from my deck

[guerrillatech]

[tempestpaige]

DONT SEND THEM HERE

[thetygre]

[cynosuura]

girls will be like “everything’s fine” while their soul gem looks like this

[tempestpaige]

DONT SEND THEM HERE

[wind-chaser]

"This is real. Is this for rea-" *searches musk new publicity stunt for ego boost*

WFP's plan to support 42 million people on the brink of famine | World Food Programme

US$6.6 billion could avert catastrophe

[dogmouthhorse]

[catasters]

[porterr-robinson]

[jade-sutures]

Defense against a guy in a chair

[ip2lb]

Person 1: I’ve noticed, in watching some of the tapes on self defense, that a lot of guys like to show…defense from awkward positions. Say sitting in a chair…uh…y'know having your back turned, whatever. So what I’d like to do is, uh, demonstrate a technique which I call “Defense Against……A Guy in a Chair”. [Turns around] Excuse me.

Person 2, sitting: Yes?

Person 1: HUH!!! [kicks person 2, when person 2 falls a bass boosted noise happens]

[theindefinitearticle]

"oh how do the pirates in our flag means death just head out in a rowboat and find each other in the middle of the ocean with no maps or anything???"

Never heard of gaydar? Fucking idiot?

[aye-444]

my favorite childhood memory is having energy

[funnytwittertweets]

[thebraveasagi]

when they say living the dream this is the dream they’re talking about btw

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wyndryga]

catgirl strip club but all the poles are scratchposts

[happyfork]

(Cat Lunch Break - KC Green)

[ohmisterpitiful]