The Bloodied Birb King

Why are you even following me I do nothing

[meladoodle]

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

[mantispinae]

every class is art class if you dont care enough

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

i dont understand half of the words here but god if this isn’t the funniest thing i’ve ever read

[onlytwitterpics]

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

i have no good posts today im sorry guys

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

[moonemojii]

[intensional]

jsafjksafksad omg 

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[floozys-deactivated20180908]

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Little girl takes two huge dogs and toy dog for a walk. [video]

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day.

[shezmycollar-deactivated2017071]

this is oddly specific are you ok

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

I Am Fantastic Thanks for Asking

[lolfactory]

[catgrl-deactivated20170124]

[southpauz]

I’m assuming this has already been done

🐾 Commission Info 🐾 Patreon 🐾 Youtube

[silvasomnia-blog]

@descriptively-angry

[special-agent-spooky-mulder]

concept: a heterosexual man and a heterosexual woman. they are friends. neither is secretly in love with the other. They spend time together, just the two of them, and don’t feel the need to hook up. Their spouses don’t worry about them.

[hazedhowell-blog]

gasps heard from every tv station

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[yiffmaster]

[shinyelle]

I realised this video isn’t available on mobile so here’s a tumblr version.

If you want to watch it at full quality you can find it here on youtube.