[pomeranian2]

[chrisruffalo-blog]

[teesadutta]

[welovegamingz]

…and people are worried about Waluigi

[rooneyloublue]

me as a parent:

[help-mywife]

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

[deserbe]

“never forget how hot ur tiddies are”

— Ma Homie C

[deserbe]

“You're not trash. You don't need him to validate you, and you know that. There are people who love you for who you are”

— Ma Homie J

[deserbe]

“ur tiddies could drag my tiddies behind a woolies at 2am in thigh high leather boots and drop kick em”

— Ma Homie C

[deserbe]

“You are a kind, beautiful, loving person who deserves love, and I can only hope that one day you will begin to see that”

— Ma Homie C

[deserbe]

“I have never seen anything in you that isn’t completely lovable”

— Ma Homie C

[deserbe]

Yeet?

*a month after breakup from a 3 year relationship*

Me: so what are you’re feelings towards me?

Ex: I’m getting best friend vibes

[justlittlefrogthings]

Decay? Hm

[justlittlefrogthings]

Rabbit? Not important

[justlittlefrogthings]

Bird? Dont Matter

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

The Miner

[justlittlefrogthings]

Yea He’s In The Cavern. Yea he Find Mineral

[stability]