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Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.
occasionally subtle
oozey mess
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AnasAbdin
@theartofmadeline
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Love Begins
almost home
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$LAYYYTER
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
In this big world is there a place for someone as little as me?
therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker
Cuntula
EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS SAD DUMB FLAMINGO I FOUND AT HY-VEE
HIS NAME IS SLUUUMPY
Sluuumpy is NOT cheaper online, so if I want him I have to get him here. $20, though…
… goddammit, I don’t really have a choice here, do I. I need this sad flamingo butt in my life.
BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY
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Hey. Don't cry. Air Canada's first A320 delivered wearing scarf and ear warmers ok?
I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this
My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.
I'm so glad the music is what I thought it'd be.
If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."
"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
"I have powerful wizard magics."
Gets them every time
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
I got suggested this post 4 times and you know what I do love little bird :)
My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.
what if it was all a dream
Bring him back. This isn’t RIGHT
