Things about me i suppose

TV shows... That's all anyone needs to know just don't really be a whiny bitch thats all

[claudia-lioncourt]

JACOB ANDERSON for The Vampire Lestat Backstage Pass, Episode 1: "Detroit"

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[mobius-m-mobius]

Blanc and his Watsons 🔎💕

[scoobydoodean]

I’m dead serious when I say my favorite salmon dean moment is when Sam finds that horrible taxidermy animal with the costume on and holds it up for Dean to look at.

[scoobydoodean]

Forget dying in your brother's arms or whatever THIS is peak siblingism.

[eggyolkplanet]

"Carl?"

[luanyrcardoso]

i wish Arrested Development was still on because i know Tobias Funke would have ended up accidentally storming the Capital

[themoonstonechronicler]

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

[the-august-one]

[butch-of-the-blades]

@lesbi-nyan!!!!!!!

[shadesfalcon]

J. R. R. Tolkien: no, my books aren't about the war I experienced. It's just a story

J. R. R. Tolkien's works: you cannot go home, war ends entire bloodlines, you are mourning the death of your brother alone, you dug into the earth and permanently scored the land, you cannot explain what you have been through, you cannot go home, "that wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life", leaving the women behind does not save them, the young die first, you cannot go home, the parent will bury their child, you have lost the wives and you will never connect with them again, "how shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?", you are not the same, you cannot go home, you can never go home, your father will only side with those he sees as worthy bloodlines and you cannot change his mind, it is more meaningful Not to kill, sometimes your sacrifice accomplishes nothing, you cannot go home

[scurviesdisneyblog]

𝖬𝗎𝗅𝖺𝗇 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗉𝗍 𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖧𝖺𝗇𝗌 𝖡𝖺𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗋

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[donabene]

i am so completely on ryland grace's side its unreal. why ARE we convinced aliens need to also be water based life forms. just because astrophage are doesnt mean hes wrong we just need to keep looking

[strattfender]

[daisybrien]

thinking about rocky. he wasnt the captain or the top scientist of the ship. not one of the big guns. he was one of the engineers. a mechanical worker toiling in the back of the ship. who only survived because the eridians didnt know what they didnt know and he just got lucky to get the least poisoned. and with all the shock and awe of extraterrestrial contact, this crowning human-eridian milestone, this intergalactic one in a million suicide mission,

hes just some guy. meeting some other regular guy.

and these regular guys just save two worlds together

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I'm gonna throw up

[dead-fandom-society]

Grace thinking he’s not qualified for the mission and that stratt just dragged him everywhere against his will because she liked him is still the funniest thing ever to me. Best representation of imposter syndrome I’ve seen in media to date

[violet-wynd]

Big shout out to Project Hail Mary for not having some borderline sentient AI pal running the ship and imitating companionship and instead just a janky claw machine with an algorithm written like a text based adventure from 1986