skibidi litterbox

mad scientist. evil wizard. entropically favorable. born to be a frat guy forced to be a woman

[dogpuppy]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[dead-fandom-society]

Thinking about the principle in Greek mythology of being kind to strangers because they might be gods in disguise. Definitely not the motherfuckers I’ve interacted with

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[sparklyylungs]

[toskarin]

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

[savobonnie]

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

[toskarin]

the pudding contains a biological element

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[dead-fandom-society]

“I know the science here, it’s drinking time” absolutely goated quote from my idol and wife cristina yang

[witchsamlizzie]

I have two holes for some reason