skibidi litterbox

mad scientist. evil wizard. entropically favorable. born to be a frat guy forced to be a woman

[buckygasm]

I just fucking moaned

[corneliusmann]

[surprisebitch]

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

[yourladyindank]

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

[black-girl-against-feminism]

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

[kayrowsyrup]

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

[jabberwockypie]

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[systlin]

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

[tulparightsactivist]

[queerspacetheory]

[starkswhee-deactivated20230108]

[bundibird]

You’re not allowed to let your chickens eat eggs purely because if they discover that they can, you will never get another egg from them again. They WILL eat them before you can collect them.

[awesomeavocadolove]

Yeah I was going to mention this. Once they get the taste, they’ll eat their own eggs and the eggs of other hens if they can. At that point, you gotta cull them.

[dead-fandom-society]

I recently saw a video of someone feeding their chickens a rotisserie chicken from Costco. they tore that thing up and relished every damn bite of their fallen comrade. imagine you and your friends are chilling and god drops one of your kind into the middle of the circle cooked and seasoned and you all just start eating. not even starving or desperate

[batgirlteeth]

ohhh... its called a pickles because you "pick" or choosles if you want them on your burger or not

[luaryamada]

Basically life

[errorbasket]

Molting Spider

[caffedorzo]

[jovuuu]

Yeah

[dead-fandom-society]

[dead-fandom-society]

your homie who claims he “needs to be a little high to drive” is a present day guild navigator

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[dead-fandom-society]

Thinking about the principle in Greek mythology of being kind to strangers because they might be gods in disguise. Definitely not the motherfuckers I’ve interacted with

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[sparklyylungs]