Artist: Tim Brierley
Posting this for my soul cat Kenzie (she passed a few years ago but I still think of her every single day) and for everyone else who has lost someone they love. â€ïž
Cosmic Funnies

Kiana Khansmith
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Noah Kahan

Product Placement
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ

if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline
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@desertarabianhorse
Artist: Tim Brierley
Posting this for my soul cat Kenzie (she passed a few years ago but I still think of her every single day) and for everyone else who has lost someone they love. â€ïž
"The America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."
-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
wtf is this bullshit
Scarecrow's hostages watching him warm up before Batman shows up
nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12â class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds
This video makes me cry every time itâs on my dash and I canât even iterate why.
Like the dog doesnât even know itâs a competition and sheâs made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.
The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world
always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful
a linguist is analyzing it
Black Menswear modelled by Black Men
Creative Director Rock Mitchell
The dude in bright orange with the orange umbrella that looks like a peacocks tail.... FAVE
Something by I love about Black Menswear is how theyâre not afraid of color and personality. Itâs not just the same boring black or blue suit jacket every time. Itâs also just very dapper.
YESSS i especially love the florals...
@solipseismic thank u for the insight đ«Ą
people reblogging this talking about the english language. fuck the english language. the fascinating thing here isnât how you pronounce it, itâs his amazing teaching skills. monolingual people be quiet for once challenge
I really felt and shared her âWowâ
I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. Heâs like the mayor character in a cartoon whoâs always dressed as The Mayor. If I didnât know who he was and he biked past me in NYC Iâd be like holy shit was that the mayor
Not to bring the serious to a very fun post, but this reaction is exactly what Mamdani is working for with his image, because in a very real way the most effective way for him to be The Mayor is if he looks like The Mayor.
This is a man who is VIOLENTLY aware that when it comes to conservatives, he is a Muslim first, a Brown Man second, an Immigrant third, a Socialist fourth, and a human a very distant fifth, if considered at all. He was also a young adult during the Obama Years and will have seen Republicans rip Obama to shreds for wearing a tan suit instead of a dark one and use literally ANY excuse they could to try and degrade his image.
Despite the fact that a mayor who wears a T-shirt and jeans might "seem more approachable" in the eyes of the average American, Zohran Mamdani knows that someone with his profile fundamentally cannot get away with that the way his White colleagues can. He has instead put in the effort to look professional and BE approachable, because not only does it make it easier for him to reach and represent his constituents, it forces everyone, including both his opponents and establishment Democrats, to engage with the work he is doing instead of judging his image. The fact that he is always seen in a suit and is recognisably The Mayor is, while also something he has fun with, a deliberate choice to ensure he is as inarguably A Professional Politician To Be Taken Seriously. The added humour of e.g. the hi-vis is a bonus, only achievable because he works so hard to Look Like The Mayor.
Adding these tags from @haunted-stranger-garden bc they illustrate this brilliantly
upgrade your life by taking note of the objects you use most and slowly replace them with the most beautiful and high-quality versions of those things you can find.
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says âno eyes⊠no nose⊠no face. Donât trust.â To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know
Funny how you can tell who posted what on our blog at better odds than a coin flip if you know us. âs (though this is a thought Iâd say all of us have had by now)
Cluster A Personality Disorders
LINK 1, 2, 3, 4
Personality disorders are characterized by four criteria:
1. Distorted thinking patterns: People with PDs have distorted thought patterns about themselves and the world around them. These extreme and strange ways of thinking are generally most evident when interacting with non-disordered personalities. Distorted thinking can often be sorted into five categories:
Black-and-white thinking: For the person, everything is all-or-nothing. They either always get their way, or never. In an argument, the person is absolutely right and the other person is absolutely wrong, there is no room for nuance or both parties to be correct/incorrect.
Idealization and devaluation: Similar to black and white thinking, the person fluctuates between seeing others as flawless and perfect, or hopelessly incompetent and flawed, even malicious or evil. These fluctuations can be triggered by even minor-seeming events.
Suspiciousness and distrust: The person has a heightened sense of suspicion of others. They may believe that humans are inherently manipulative or harmful, and constantly search for these motives in othersâ actions. For example, a small gift may seem to them like an act of manipulation or bribery.
Odd and unusual beliefs: The person believes in strange things, contrary to the personâs culture.Â
Perceptual distortions: The person experiences brief âglitches,â such as hearing their name called in an empty building or seeing anotherâs face change before their eyes. These distortions are not considered hallucinations or delusions because the sufferer can often distinguish them from reality.
2. Problematic emotional responses: People with PDs often have emotional reactions, contrary to their culture, that are either too modulated or too exteme. For example, people with schizoid PD are very over-regulated and consequently cold and indifferent, while people with histrionic PD are very under-regulated and thus prone to extreme mood swings and reactions.
3. Over/under-regulated impulse control: Similar to the above, people with PDs are either over- or under- constrained in controlling impulses. For example, people with avoidant and obsessive-compulsive PD are over-regulated and consequently extremely controlling over their environment, while people with antisocial or borderline PD are under-regulated and prone to risky, reckless behavior.
4. Interpersonal difficulties: As a result of the above characteristics, a person with a PD often experiences considerable difficulty in relationships of all types. For example, a person with borderline PD may often frustrate their partner by starting arguments, acting on their distorted thoughts and under-controlling their impulses.
Cluster A: The Odd, Eccentric
Cluster A disorders are characterized by social awkwardness and withdrawal. Disorders within the same cluster have a high comorbidity; if you have one PD, it is very likely that you have some symptoms, or even another fully-developed PD from the same group. Note that these symptoms are not checklists; every case is unique and not everyone will experience the same symptoms.
SCHIZOID:Â
Primary features: detachment, flat affect, disconnection
From within
Little to no social drive, urges.
Does not develop attachment; itâs debated whether this is an inability or a choice not to, most likely varies with the individualÂ
Emotions are shallower, more fleeting - default state is virtually emotionlessness
May have trouble identifying emotions and/or putting them into words
Apathetic, listless, detached
Anhedonia (lit. lack of pleasure) , avolition (lit. lack of want, desire)
Lacks affective empathy, the ability to âwalk a mile in oneâs shoesâ and feel as someone else does. However, most schizoid people still posses cognitive empathy, or the ability to recognize, categorize, and name emotions in others.
Indifferent towards praise and criticism
May have a rich, detailed inner world OR be somewhat unimaginative, prefer mechanical and scientific pursuits [citation needed - contributions welcome]
From without
Overt schizoids do not disguise their personality and often appear cold, aloof, indifferent, callous, dull, uninterested, boring. Often speaks tersely and/or in a monotone.
Covert or âsecret schizoidsâ present themselves through a persona that is sociable, friendly, and engaged.Â
Few/no friends or confidants - if any, theyâre probably first-degree relatives
Seem listless, directionless, without goals
May avoid things like seeking a job or higher education due to avolition, a desire to avoid engaging with society
Will probably not seek out professional help on their own or for being schizoid per se - most see a psychologist only at the urgings of a family member and for an unrelated illness, such as depressionÂ
Due to these factors, SzPD appears to be among the rarest PDs but is probably underdiagnosed
SCHIZOTYPAL:
Primary features: odd beliefs, unusual thought patterns/speech, social discomfort
From within
Holds suspiciousness and paranoid ideations about other people or the human species in general, especially based on fears of physical/verbal/sexual violence - contrast to social anxiety, which is based on fears of embarrassment and misreading social cues
Feels acute discomfort in social situations and interpersonal relationships that does not diminish with familiarity - usually due to paranoid ideations, but a certain level of / comorbidity with social anxiety is not uncommon
Experiences minor cognitive and perceptual distortions such as movement in the corner of the eye, a sensation of weightlessness/melting limbs, hearing their called name in a crowd - as stated in the introduction, these are generally not considered to be delusions or hallucinations.
Experiences magical thinking, or the belief that their thoughts influence reality - a development of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder may result, as the schizotypal person struggles to control certain malicious or frightening thoughts and develops rituals to pacify or neutralize them
Experiences ideas of reference; believes that other people notice them, notes passing events (ex. a popular advertisement) as having a hidden message or meaning
Holds odd beliefs and superstition (that are unusual for the patientâs culture and upbringing) . An American example would be a person that believes they can read minds, that their thoughts are being stolen, or that they are targeted for alien abductions.Â
May experience psychotic episodes (e.g delusions, hallucinations) when under extreme duress - frequent, non-stress related psychosis is indicative that the schizotypal person has progressed to schizophrenia.
From without
Dresses oddly and inappropriately; may be mismatched, ill-fitting, dirty, or inappropriate for the occasion/setting
Odd thinking and speech patterns - may be overly abstract, metaphorical, vague, elaborate, ornate, or focus on the âwrong thingsâ in conveying a message - schizotypal people can be hard to understand or follow in a conversationÂ
Inappropriate or flat affect, an inability to express conventional emotions or depths thereof
PARANOID:
Primary features: pervasive distrust and suspiciousness
Paranoid Personality Disorder is generally not diagnosed if the person has already been diagnosed with a psychotic disorder, such as schizophrenia.
From within
Strong, constant assumption that others are out to hurt, manipulate, and/or humiliate them
Puts tremendous effort in maintaining safety, distance
Tends to ruminate over past slights
Tends to hold grudges, jealousy, envy - includes romantic/erotic jealousy and suspicions of infidelity
Constantly worries over and/or questions the loyalty of others
Reluctance to confide in others - fears that the confidant may use that information against the paranoid person
Constantly searching for malicious intent in others - to the paranoid person, a simple apology can be an attempt to re-earn their trust and manipulate/hurt them again and again in the long run
Emotional state dominated by suspicion, distrust, and hostility
Hypervigilant
Places importance on self-reliance, autonomy
From without
May pre-emptively attack someone they feel threatened by
Expresses psychic distress through: complaining/criticism, argumentativeness, aloofness, stubbornness, sarcasm, a desire to control their environment
Keeps self guarded, secretive - may appear devious, cold, callous, even cruel
Combative and suspicious nature provokes others  âș reinforces the original belief that other people are out to hurt them âș becomes more combative and suspicious, provoking others âș reinforces the original belief⊠and so on and so on, creating a feedback loop of hostility
it's almost summer do you guys want my stupid hyperoptimized lemonade recipe that takes half a day to make and whips absolute ass
Fruited Lemonade That Makes You Reconsider It All
ingredience:
lemons/limes (this needs to make up the bulk of the fruit being used, like at least 80%)
whatever other fruits or fruit scraps you want, plus any herbs/other flavorings you want to try. by fruit scraps I mean things like cherry pits, apple peels, pineapple cores, strawberry ends, things like that.
granulated white sugar, the coarser the better, 50% by weight of total citrus rinds + 100% by weight of any additional fruit. you'll measure this after you prep the fruit.
water as needed
equipment:
a few nonmetallic mixing bowls
a mesh strainer
a chinoise, ricer or some cheesecloth
a kitchen scale
a citrus juicer or reamer (manual or electric)
a potato masher
juice the citrus through a strainer - saving all rinds -Â and refrigerate the juice for the time being. dice the rinds and other fruits if any, keeping the rinds separate. make note of weights, and measure your sugar.
 Place sugar in a large nonmetallic bowl. If using non-citrus fruits and/or any other flavorings, mix them in with the sugar and mash with potato masher. add diced citrus rinds, mix thoroughly, and mash again. cover and let stand at room temperature for at least 4 hours. this allows the sugar to draw out flavors that would otherwise get discarded with the rinds, and the rinds' acids should be enough to dissolve the sugar into a syrup.
Afterward, mash one last time, then collect the syrup by pressing the macerated mixture through a strainer/chinoise or ricer, or squeeze it through cheesecloth. if you want, this can be saved as a standalone syrup at this point, for use in cocktails or desserts. if not, slowly pour the reserved juice through the solids to to help get the remaining syrup out, and squeeze/press again. do the same thing one more time with warm water (roughly the same amount of water as juice). discard solids (or try making sangria with them!).
taste the mixture and add more water if necessary. a stronger mix is totally fine if you anticipate serving over ice on a hot day, or adding booze, or if there was a lot of non-sour fruit. keep in mind that it will taste a bit less sweet once it's chilled. pour into a pitcher and refrigerate.
citrus oils will float to the top, so stir/shake before serving. love you. enjoy.
some tried and true flavor combos:
straight lemon or lime, or any combination of the two, is of course an untouchable classic
lemon & strawberries (that's pussy babe!)
lemon & orange with a hint of vanilla (creamsiclemonade...?)
lemon & apples or apple peels with cinnamon/ginger/allspice (for late summer)
some cocktail type combos, booze optional:
lemon or lime & berries with basil + gin
lime & mint + white rum
lime & ginger + dark rum
lime & cucumber + gin
lime & orange (berries optional) + tequila
lemon, orange & cherry + brandy, bourbon, or rye whiskey
holy gods