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|| she/they || 24 || tested positive for being a lovely and handsome yet sleepy girl || minors dni ||

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

For those who needed to hear it today

[internet-checkpoint]

Checkpoint Saved

You are a monument to everything that came before you.

[creekfiend]

if someone is selling womens underpants and they're calling them "boxer briefs" or "boy shorts" and the underpants in question do not cover BOTH of your ENTIRE ASS CHEEKS, you should be allowed to either sue or kill them

you can't trick me. I know what most boys shorts do, and that is cover BOTH of their ENTIRE ASS CHEEKS, unless they specifically go out of their way to acquire Extra Sexy Underpants

middle finger emoji

[utopians]

It's crazy that I used to live without the saluting emoji

[punksalmons]

the best time to learn a new language was when you were twelve and willing to go through great lenghts to read yaoi on the internet. the second best time is now.

[desi-daru]

the only reason i speak as many languages as i do is because of yaoi and boy bands alone..

[youthincare]

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

[dragongirlsnout]

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

[catchymemes]

[lawbutch]

diet culture has killed millions and that is not an exaggeration. the size of your body is the least interesting thing about you. please stay alive.

[specialagentartemis]

more windows should be stained glass. Just in general

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[inviernodel95]

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

[muttpoetry]

"match my freak" match my devotion match my loyalty match my love match my yearning match my ache match my obbession match my need for you

[lisbonsteresa]

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

[2022dirt]

Faces in coffee.

[depsidase]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[drizzledrawings]

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