Hey Sexxit! I made a game for icebreaking a threesome! I call it "The Anarchist". Thoughts?
Long post with rules and such.
So I've (M23) never had a threesome before, but I certainly entertain the thought and my gf and I talk about it from time to time and I wondered "How could I get everyone comfortable enough to start while still having fun?" So I put the pen to pad and I now present to you my sexiest creation:
The game is called "The Anarchist".
It's very easy to play and all you need are some cards, drinks, and some sex partners. Disclaimer: I need to remind everyone that before this game can start, please talk ground rules with everyone involved, get tested, get some reliable contraception and such. This game assumes you've done all that and are ready for the dirty3.
Basic rules: Sit in a circle, shuffle the deck, split it in thirds, and each person draws a card from their pile and puts it in the middle. The person with the high card wins that hand. If two people tie for high-card, it's called a "coup d'etat" and the lower card wins.
Boring part: The game is divided into four rounds. Round one is 'Monarchy', round two is 'Oligarchy', round three is 'Democracy', and round four is 'The Anarchist'. Each round lasts the length of the deck so when you run out of cards, the next round starts. Each round dictates what happens when you win a hand. That's where it gets interesting.
Fun part: So each round comes with it's own set of rules that get progressively more and more intimate and sexy. The goal is that by the end of the last round you will just need to fuckinate right now. Here's the breakdown of the rounds:
Monarchy During the first round, the winner is the king and can order one of his/her subjects to pay 'taxes'. By taxes I mean drink. So the king points to whoever they want to drink and they take a sip of their beer/wine/whisky/moonshine/rubbing alcohol/windex/whatever floats your boat. Remember, a tie is a coup d'etat so the low card gets to bark the orders then. It's a good idea to have enough alcohol to get comfortably buzzed but not too much, because you want to run out. If someone runs out of booze, their taxes are then presented in the form of clothing or by following an order. The looser can elect to strip or follow an order from the king like ‘dance’ or 'kiss me,' or 'kiss him', or 'rub my shoulders'. At this point, if you're not comfortable enough following the order, you can always choose to strip. Typically people will strip a layer or two before resorting to following the order. Hopefully by the time your done with round 1, you’re close to finishing your drinks. The round is over when you've run out of cards.
Oligarchy Round 2 gets people talking a bit more. Shuffle the cards and split the deck again. Winner of a hand is still the king, but the low card always drinks/strips. The card in between the looser and the king gets to ask a sexy question of the looser. Perhaps "What's your favorite position?" or "Where was the weirdest place you've ever done it?" or "What gets you to cum the fastest?" and so on. So the looser essentially needs to pay taxes and answer the question. If the high cards tie, the ‘coup d'etat’ lowest card decides who pays(drinks/strips) and what the question is. But what if the low cards tie? Then, the two people who tied at the bottom both pay(drink/strip) but get to ask a question to the king. The goal here is to get people talking/laughing whilst simultaneously finishing their drinks and removing a few articles of clothing. At this point, if you're down to your undies, people tend to go with following the order instead. This gets people touching and kissing a bit without getting them too naked too quickly. If they'd rather make out with some heavy petting before getting nude, this gives them that option.
The orders are also a good way to play the game without violating any ground rules. Lets say a MF married couple brought in another man for the threesome, but the two men don't feel comfortable kissing. If a man owes the other taxes, he can order him to "kiss her thigh" or "watch as I kiss her neck," and so on. This is why it's important to lay the ground rules before the game starts, because it allows you to start small and escalate to where you know you can go.
Democracy Third round is all about fucking the king (figuratively now, literally later). The high card is automatically the looser and needs to "redistribute the wealth" by paying to both lower cards. If the high card chooses following an order, the two winners have to decide together on one order (democratically). If it's strip, then you strip twice, one for each winner. Assuming you're all finished with your drinks and are getting close to your birthday suits, the only way to pay taxes will be by following orders.
I recommend you stay on this round for as long as it takes to get really comfortable. The last round is only fun if you're ready to start the wet and wild stuff. You can repeat round 3 if necessary, or perhaps provide a "stimulus package" of more booze if you all decide you've all lost your buzz. DON'T GET DRUNK, especially if it's your first threesome. A little buzz can help but whisky-dick, forgetting ground rules, forgetting protection and so on are worth avoiding.
The Anarchist The rules are technically the same as the first round. High card is winner and gets to make an order. The interesting part is that you're allowed to break the rules as the odd one out. The person who isn’t king or the loser is “The Anarchist”. Let's say the king orders a looser to give them 30 seconds of oral, the other person is allowed to come in and give the looser oral at the same time, or perhaps make out with the king/queen while their getting head. The Anarchist is the person who isn't the king or the looser, so they get to do what they want. Coup d'etat works the same way as round 1 too. If high cards tie, low card barks an order and the odd one out is the Anarchist. Repeat this round until you’re sexing.
If you haven't quit playing and gone straight to threesometown by the end of round 4, then this game has failed it's purpose. If you have more than 3 people, then you can add two decks together to make the rounds last longer. You could even play this game as a drinking game with no sex in mind with a bunch of your friends.
Thanks so much for reading this ridiculous long post. I'd love to hear your thoughts and suggestions for changes to the rules. I haven't had the chance to play this but I'd love to give it a go. Happy sexing!
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