i'm junko enoshima and this is jackass

that hope SO does not go w/ that hoodie were you raised in a barn

[mxingno-deactivated20180420]

you know, at bedtime or whatever.

[despairflair]

Heeeeeeeey!!!!!  Your favorite gyaru-fashion girl-model Enoshima is back!

Mukuro doesn't count, she's an ugly soldier~

[shslgetlucky-deactivated2014051]

Well, while I get re-acclimated to having a physical body, I’m taking one girlfriend out to the park to feed and possibly crush the pigeons while my other girlfriend is going to America to get a divorce.

These past few days have been kind of… weird.

How about you? 

[despairflair]

I’ve been plotting total world domination as always, of course!!  What else would I do?

Ugh.  America?  So unfashionable.  Their language doesn’t even make any sense.

[shslgetlucky-deactivated2014051]

Well, it could be worse, I guess. Still gonna miss her a lot.

Anyways, I guess like one Junko like all. 

[despairflair]

Naegi-kun, what else would I do??  All of us adorable Junkos are all the same!!  It brings me so much...despair...that my acts aren't unique~~

[despairflair]

o-oh….i guess i’m not cool then…this makes me feel so much despair…..i thought i was your senpai, kuzuryuu-kun…           o(╥﹏╥)o

But it is fashionable!  I’m surprised!  I didn’t think you had a single fashionable bone in your body!

[84rueihjkdy65trh9fg8yiuh54erdf]

Look, once again, I don’t know you at all, so I don’t see where you got this ‘senpai’ bullshit.

Well, it’s not like I chose to wear this crap anyways! It’s just something I have to wear as an Idol. Nothing more, nothing less.

Now that we got that out of a way, let’s get back on the topic of going our separate ways.

[despairflair]

Well, that's your problem, then!!! Absolutely everyone wants to have me as a senpai, upupupu!  o(≧∇≦o)

Really?  How disappointing.  I was thinking that perhaps you realized how important fashion is.

[royaie-deactivated20140928]

despairflair started following you

[royaie-deactivated20140928]

Speak of the Devil

"Hello Enoshima-san, you’ve caught me at a bit of a bad time."

[ She motioned to her lack of Drills and hair dressings.]

[despairflair]

Ludenberg-chaaaaaan!!!  How are you?? o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o  I never realized how terribly ugly you look without your pigtails, upupupu~~

[despairflair]

Awww, sweet little Kuzuryuu-kun, I thought you missed me!  That getup’s pretty fashionable, by the way; nice job~!  (☆^ー^☆)  It better be all due to my influence!!

[84rueihjkdy65trh9fg8yiuh54erdf]

… Missed you? Look, I don’t even know you, so you might just have the wrong guy.

With that being said, this ‘fashionable’ get up of mine has nothing to do with you, so don’t start complimenting yourself.

[despairflair]

o-oh....i guess i'm not cool then...this makes me feel so much despair.....i thought i was your senpai, kuzuryuu-kun... o(╥﹏╥)o

But it is fashionable!  I'm surprised!  I didn't think you had a single fashionable bone in your body!

[despairflair]

shslgetlucky started following you

[shslgetlucky-deactivated2014051]

[despairflair]

Luck boy.  Naegi-kun!!!  What are you doing here, silly billy?? 

[shslgetlucky-deactivated2014051]

Well, while I get re-acclimated to having a physical body, I’m taking one girlfriend out to the park to feed and possibly crush the pigeons while my other girlfriend is going to America to get a divorce.

These past few days have been kind of… weird.

How about you? 

[despairflair]

I've been plotting total world domination as always, of course!!  What else would I do?

Ugh.  America?  So unfashionable.  Their language doesn't even make any sense.

[despairflair]

[yeah hey guys!!! this is the first time i've played junko in months so im not sure how good she is anymore, but also it's late so i won't be fast.  if you can make quick starters that might be easier cause this is a crack bloge.]

[despairflair]

shslgetlucky started following you

[shslgetlucky-deactivated2014051]

[despairflair]

Luck boy.  Naegi-kun!!!  What are you doing here, silly billy?? 

[despairflair]

shslgetlucky started following you

[despairflair]

B-big siiiiiiiis, that’s so mean to me!! o(╥﹏╥)o What if I cry?? 

[leadingtodespair-deactivated201]

"God DAMMIT."

[despairflair]

Oneesan, why aren't you upset?? Doesn't my crying make you despair?

[84rueihjkdy65trh9fg8yiuh54erdf]

despairflair started following you

Alright, let’s just skip the intros and go straight to never talking to each other ever again, yeah?

[despairflair]

Awww, sweet little Kuzuryuu-kun, I thought you missed me!  That getup's pretty fashionable, by the way; nice job~!  (☆^ー^☆)  It better be all due to my influence!!

[despairflair]

koivroomi started following you

Mahiru-chaaaaaan!!!!  I wondered where you went, silly goose!  (づ￣ ³￣)づ  That just won't do!!

It really won't.  You disappoint me,Koizumi.  How could you forget about me for so long?  Are you avoiding me?  How pathetic.

[leadingtodespair-deactivated201]

"S-So there’s more than one of me out there…?!"

"I declare that we should make an army against all Junko. Attack on Junko. Let’s go."

[despairflair]

B-big siiiiiiiis, that's so mean to me!! o(╥﹏╥)o What if I cry?? 

[despairflair]

*SKIDS UP*

GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING DESPAIRING

MOMMA JUNKO IS BACK

[despairflair]

looks like everyone has abandoned poor sweet junko…

how despairing…

[averageluckster]

"That’s not good at all! Nobody should be left alone, not anyone!"

[despairflair]

A-aah?? Naegi-kun feels...that way...about me?  You're too sweet, Naegi-kun, but I already have a boyfriend!

It's despair.

I'm married to despair.

[despairflair]

Wowza, I've been gone for so long I bet people have forgotten about me!!  Uwaaaa~~ Truly despair-inducing, upupu~