When I looked around I saw and heard of none like me

Was I, then, a monster?

[most-splendidly]

Drippy wet Inky Cap on Vancouver Island, BC, Canada

[fanghusband-remade]

fuck this *closes the lid of my coffin*

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

[neckfat]

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[horrorjournalist]

People-eating couch gets sold at garage sale

[boringkate]

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

[littlehippyhehe]

I like to think there is sentient life on Adrian and like three of them saw Rocky and Grace and were like "omg a ufo?!?"

And everyone else is like yeah okay you saw an alien ship with a ball hanging from it why tf would an alien do that you're being crazy rn

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

humans produce FAR to much mucus, to remedy this we’ve made a potion that replaces all your mucus with a pure element from the periodic table. Roll a d118, or roll a dexterity saving throw with disadvantage (your gross mucus gets in the way)

[despairhasitsowncalm]

caught myself midway through writing a post about the lack of representation of flat and/or androgynous bodies in prehistoric "venus" figures which says everything you need to know about my mental state

[despairhasitsowncalm]

i still think it's necessary criticism though, i just doubt the people who'd need to hear this are on tumblr rn

[despairhasitsowncalm]

caught myself midway through writing a post about the lack of representation of flat and/or androgynous bodies in prehistoric "venus" figures which says everything you need to know about my mental state

[azurepinkgothic]

can ppl pls treat pregnant trans men normally? I just saw this comment under a video of “if mpreg was real” that said and i quote “trans men have injected a ton of testosterone into their bodies, them having BABIES is equal to any other drug user. We have no idea about the risks or damages caused from it”

i’m so tired man 🫩

[despairhasitsowncalm]

everyday im reminded that people are unable to imagine a female character in a sexualized situation without completely altering her appearence to make her an hourglass shape

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[petsematary1983]

they're making salad for me in my inbox now

[petsematary1983]

OKAY WHATEVER