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Not the ones alive with the sound of fuckin music, bitch
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@desperateangelwings
All hills are silent if you think about it
Not the ones alive with the sound of fuckin music, bitch
āLetting go means to come to the realization that some people are a part of your history, but not a part of your destiny.ā
ā Steve Maraboli (via quotefeeling)
Sound off?? Anyone left on tumblr??
Yes, I love you and I miss you and I am talking
To you, ya beautiful
my true toxic trait is getting annoyed when there is another person in the woods remotely close to meĀ
This is what happens to characters when you write an AU fanfic
Off goes Riker, to the coffee shop.
Say no to stereotypes, be happy everyday! [x]
Cant reblog this enough
Goes to show, these double standards hurt everyone
Nannyās hat.
From thisā
I sit with my grief. I mother it. I hold its small, hot hand. I donāt say, shhh. I donāt say, it's okay. I wait until it is done having feelings. Then we stand and we go wash the dishes.
-- Callista Buchen, from Taking Care
sherlock girl trying to hit on me: hey ;) i noticed the thin indentations calloused into your fingertips. you a bassist? me: that? oh thats from opening pistachios
āSamuel Vimes distrusted the kind of person whoād take one look at another man and say in a lordly voice to his companion, āAh, my dear sir, I can tell you nothing except that he is a left-handed stonemason who has spent some years in the merchant navy and has recently fallen on hard times,ā and then unroll a lot of supercilious commentary about calluses and stance and the state of a manās boots, when exactly the same comments could apply to a man who was wearing his old clothes because heād been doing a spot of home bricklaying for a new barbecue pit, and had been tattooed once when he was drunk and seventeen and in fact got seasick on a wet pavement. What arrogance! What an insult to the rich and chaotic variety of the human experience!ā
ā Terry Pratchett - Feet Of Clay
i canāt read. want some? theyre good
actually I will take some thanks
The advice animals are back!
Come with me, friendsā¦
To this house. Not a contemporary house, and the pentagons of those two windows on the left are a little unusual, but not particularly notable.
The sides of the steps to the front entrances are painted purple. Thatās a little interesting.
Oh?
OHHHH YEEEESSSSSSS
POUR THAT PURPLE CARPET ON ME BABY (also that fireplace FUCKS)
You thought youād bring your own furniture to this house? No. Only built-in seating covered with orange-pattered carpet in the purple living room.
This is where things start to get a little surreal to me. This house was built in 1975. But look how bright and new that carpet looks! It still matches the light fixture! And itās in the kitchen! It looks like it was never used (weird), or that it was REPLACED recently (WEIRDER BY FAR).
This is actually a lovely bright dining space, if you can ignore the purple carpet of the living room running up against the blue carpet of the kitchen. As sometimes happens in a house.
Thatās a new toilet. And thatās purple carpet in the bathroom. And a pink sink where the material reminds me of tiny independent movie theaters or hole-in the wall restaurants.
The only way to move between the three floors of this house, friends and foes. I have one drink and Iām sleeping on the orange built-in seating for my safety.
And nowā¦pink. (And some sliding doors which I hope open onto a balcony but I donāt SEE anything like a balcony railing.)
Stepping back, Iām still having trouble interpreting this room. My best guess is that itās the main bedroom, with a semi-public area at the top of the stairs and then this is the more private area where the bed would go. But itās not actually walled off. The decorative light switch cover shaped like a regular house is a nice touch.
Friendsā¦
This is a lot. I genuinely now start to think that this house was inhabited by beings that DID NOT USE BATHROOMS nor did they UNDERSTAND what bathrooms were used for. That carpet is so bright! So fluffy! It shouldnāt look that way if itās original, and WHO WOULD HAVE MADE THIS DECISION MORE THAN ONCE??? And it. It doesnāt even match the shade of pink around the tub. And the blue tile in the tub doesnāt match anything. Thā¦the shower head. Is there. But there is no place to hang a curtain around the tub. IN A CARPETED BATHROOM. There are so many signs of remodeling, and yetā¦the bathroom is stillā¦this.Ā
Non-Euclidian closet. First non-carpeted room we have seen.
I run from the non-Euclidean closet to face the stairs, which I fall down headfirst, dying instantly.
Ah, the lower level. Thereās another sink in another carpeted area, but at least the built-in furniture isnāt carpeted. Itās fine.
ITāS FINE
This bedroom makes me think of dorm rooms, but from a bad alternate timeline.
This bedroom doesnāt have carpet, but rather a portal to a different alternate universe.
Your best chance for normality in this house.
At least the childrenās toilet room isnāt carpeted? Iāve gotta count this as a win at this point. Iām blocking the sink and counter from my mind. I do not see it.
Itās fine. Oh THEREāS the balcony. ā¦it has no railing. Friends and foes, I really think Iād need my balcony to have railings in this house. But I guess if youāre an incorporeal being from another dimension who loves carpet, it wouldnāt really matter.
Thank you for journeying with me.Ā
(Btw it sold for about $160,000.)
1. I think some swingers lived in this house
2. I think the phraseĀ āwhereās my cocaine?ā was heard a lot in this house
āfuck you my child is fineā maāam your child was a pleasure to have in class
This one hits a little too close to home
i have now watched the godstiel transformation scene seven times in a row and so I feel qualified to say that misha collins only makes two expressions this entire scene and one is an insane and sexually charged stare and the other is the precise expression dolores umbridge wears during order of the phoenix