A little evil, goes a long way.

Name's Tony Stark, you've probably heard of me, if not, most would say you're lucky. You looking for revenge? Take a ticket and wait for you number to be called, we'll get to you soon, Compliments of Tony Stark. EVIL Tony Stark RP Blog  

[iirascible]

[ long delay ]

[text] Maybe we can – TRY. But if I tell you it’s too much, I need you to promise me we’ll stop.

[despicablestark-blog]

Text: You say stop, we stop, scouts honour. 

[iirascible]

[text] Look… it’s just not a good idea, okay? I do trust you. I just don’t trust myself.

[despicablestark-blog]

Text: Maybe you need to have a little more faith in yourself.

[iirascible]

[text] No. Tony, I can’t get my heart rate up.

[despicablestark-blog]

Text: Bruce, you need to trust me. Text: I might be evil, but I’m still a genius. 

[iirascible]

[text] That’s the one.

[despicablestark-blog]

Text: You’re getting laid tonight. Text: Do not argue.  Text: six years Bruce!? Text: I’m surprised your dick didn’t fall off or something....Wait...that wasn’t a side affect was it?

[iirascible]

[text] I’ve been celibate for six years, Tony.

[text] Tempting as it is, I really can’t. I don’t want to hurt you.

[despicablestark-blog]

Text: Did you just say six year? Text: six? Text: The number that follows five?

[iirascible]

[text] It’s not a good idea, Tony.

[despicablestark-blog]

Text: When has that ever stopped me? Text: Am I supposed to go to bed but my leave my door unlocked, because you’ll change your mind in about an hour?

[iirascible]

[text] You’re a terrible influence.

[despicablestark-blog]

Text: I’m the best kind of influence. 

[despicablestark-blog]

{I have no idea what to do with myself right now and it sucks. 

[sicarixs]

“I know.” He says and steps closer anyways. “I thought you might want to look at something I have. Or well.. Something I know.”

[despicablestark-blog]

He pauses at that, eyes flicking up. Knowledge is something of a weakness. What can he say? He’s always loved to learn. “You do know I’m the enemy right?” Tony smirks, he loves being the bad guy, even if he shouldn’t, “The merchant of death.”

[bluemm99]

OC friendly...really?

Reblog if you’re OC friendly.

Not ‘ i say i’m OC friendly but don’t even glance at OC’s ‘

Not ‘ yeah but they have to have 3 about pages 5 graphics and sacrifice 6 virgins ‘

Not ‘ make an OC read all my pages and not look at theirs ‘

Not ‘ i file ALL OC’s into the godmodding horrible type and only rp with OC’s whose muns are my friends. ‘

i’m not saying you can’t be picky, on my canon blogs i’m picky too, just…reblog if you actually talk to OC’s and look at them before stereotyping them.

[despicablestark-blog]

“You’re playing with fire coming here.” Tony doesn’t bother to turn around at first, instead just continuing to adjust the calibration on his latest toy. Toy being a weapon, but that’s nothing unexpected. “If Fury doesn’t kill you, I might.  

[iirascible]

[text] Bruce proof — Tony, there are much better things that could go toward.

[despicablestark-blog]

Text: Bruce, you deserve to have have sex and now you can. Text: You know you waaant tooo.

[despicablestark-blog]

Text: Except, I totally can.

[iirascible]

[text] No, I mean you can’t. Not only do I turn into a raging monster when my heart rate goes up, I have enough radiation in me to poison a small village.

[despicablestark-blog]

Text: And I’m a genius, who puts his remarkable mind into inventing stuff.  Text: Like Bruce proof condoms. 

[iirascible]

[text] You know you can’t do that, Tony.

[despicablestark-blog]

Text: Except, I totally can.

[iirascible]

Send me ♪ for your muse to walk in on mine singing their guilty pleasure song.

[iirascible]

[text] …… You want to give the Hulk a blow job?

[despicablestark-blog]

Text:.....Did you just seriously...? Text: You. I want to give you a blowjob. Text: You’ll relax, hulk will go nap. 

[blairwaldorftaughtme]

okay seriously reblog if you're older than 12

[choosing-freedom]

COME ON PEOPLE, THERE HAS GOT TO BE MORE. 

[eddieshammock]

REBLOGGING THIS FOR USE OF A BTR GIF