~Honk~

There's not much to say, but I have no idea how you got this lost. This is an art blog, feel free to make suggestions and speak to me~

[redundanttanks]

Chris Evans, Behind-The-Scenes Badass, Ripping Log in half!

[fredo-kahlo-deactivated20180705]

HE DID THAT

[thenotorioustrollop]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

[miaparis6]

Always reblogging the blue shirt of sin

[beautifulandscary]

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

[dcwnpour-deactivated20160605]

seeingrediism:

gxfangen:

A few tips && tricks on fancy formatting

WITHOUT using html

First things first, a very easy way to make your text look fancy is to switch between big && small text, CAPITALIZED words && normal written words, && CAPITALIZED BIG WORDS and small text. As you can see this already looks somewhat fancy.

Now: If you want to format without html, the most easy way is to highlight a word && wait for these things to pop up:

What you can do with these things is bold, italic, strike, underline (technically that’s a link but whatever) 

&& this big font thing.

Now I personally don’t really use these, I prefer to use key-combinations ( because for me it’s faster ): ctrl / b –> bold ctrl / i –> italic ctrl / shift / 2 –> big font thing ctrl / shift / 6 –> strike

ctrl / shift / 9 –> blockquote

Now these are the basics, but there are more. Most roleplayers like to use small text like the one I’m writing this tutorial in. But to use it you have to go into html mode and type <small></small> everywhere. Or, you use some more key-combinations: ctrl / shift / + (plus) or  -  (minus) ([you gotta try this one]–>small to make it big again (the usual size) just highlight the small text again and press the keys again [logic i know] ctrl / , (comma) –>makes your text go down ctrl / . (dot) –> makes your text go up

NOTE: when you use up/down, it automatically makes your text smaller. If you want it to have the same size, make the text big && then use the combination for up/down

Now we got that out of the way, let’s talk about text like this:

e̢͔̞͈̗̟͉͙̯̳̎͑̈̾̈̕͞x̰̪͋͗̓̎̃͊̎̎a̛͇̳̖̯͓͚͍͚͑͌m̵͍̞͂̐̓ͧͥͪͣ͒́p̪̪̼͚͔̎̂ͭ̀l͉͈͓̪̜̦̟͙̹̆̿͗̀͢e̷͚͙̭̰͉͉̒̅̂̅ͮ̀  and this  ｅｘａｍｐｌｅ

You can find the first one here && the second one here (this side has lots of other fonts too)

Just copy and paste them ;)

The LAST thing you have to do is to combinate these things at will && voilá: a normal sentence looks FANCY wow && guess what?? You didn’t have to go into html mode once yay!! [just don’t over-do it]

So yeah, hope this helps :)

Nothing that has to do with formating but I thought I’d leave this here: symbols

EDIT: more combinations: ctrl / K –> link ctrl / shift / l –> horizontal line ctrl / shift / P –> Insert Photo ctrl / shift / K –> Insert Read More

EDIT EDIT: IF YOU WANT  TO UNDERLINE SOMETHING, YOU DON’T NEED TO USE THE LINK OPTION. Simply press CTRL / U

and holding shift then pressing enter you can cut sentences short like this 

[alexander]

This is important hello (x)

[kidslutti-]

Wow this is Extremely important

[keeperoftheliars]

Australian adds to do not fuck around when it comes to domestic abuse!

[decorkiki]

Mens Fashion  - www.GoGetGlam.com

[funnypicturesposts]

fencing academy best student

[obnoxiousturnips]

I don’t know if anyone plays Lioden, but if you’re interested in Studding services, I recently edited my main male and he’s got quite the plethora of lovely traits.

He’s not ever bred a mutation except for Albino cubs, those seem to be rather frequent, and he’s got at least 340 stats. I’m going to bring his SB pricing down to 250 again, so that should be fun.

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

[xekstrin]

*looks around*

Is

Is anyone gonna say it

[brambledboneyards]

malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite

[zdravomilla-deactivated20220114]

@lizaleigh do you know any rock people that can confirm/deny because I am very curious and really don’t feel like getting into a conversation with my geophysicist brother that MAY somehow get back to the fact I saw a malachite that looked like a weird dildo.

[lizaleigh]

…sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: “EXPLAIN.” Although I think @mollisaurus is a mineral person. Thoughts?

[mollisaurus]

oh geeze, i’m kinda rusty on minerals but malachite is just copper carbonate and is really common in both antique and modern jewelry so i think like if you were really gun-ho about it you could go ahead and put it wherever you want?

[vulcanology-geology]

It’s really only a problem if you’re polishing or cutting it. The particles would be bad to breathe. It’s rather porous too, so I would worry about bacteria growing. Well, being literal anyway… Better to leave the poor thing alone. ._.

[thepioden]

I mean it kinda depends on where you stick it because malachite does not like acidic environments very much and the malachite will degrade and also might dye your bits blue-green as the copper dissolves out.

So use a condom when fucking rocks is the takeaway here.

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

Oh my god guys it’s poisonous

It is super poisonous

There is a reason we do not use it in make up any more

Not even with a condom, do not fuck the rock

[nassadii]

Try this one instead. 

[naughtylittledragon]

malachite literally explodes in water does it not?

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

I… no… I think you’re thinking of pure sodium?

Malachite is however water soluble, which really just means it will poison you quicker

[reclusiveandelusive]

This is both hilarious and cool as fuck because you’re getting all this information on minerals and rocks. You’re also watching people argue over wether or not you can fuck this rock

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

I go on hiatus for a week and come back to find tumblr molesting my post, but hey, at least we all learned something so yay tumblr, you just keep on  being you.

[aimee-b-loved]

I’m still not sure if I can fuck this rock.

[adulthoodisokay]

I’m looking into it.

[adulthoodisokay]

UPDATE:

[buzzfeed]

Today in “I’m so sorry, coworkers, it’s for Tumblr,” I brought this post to the attention the science reporters at BuzzFeed. Dan Vergano did a some research and weighed in on the question “Can you use malachite as a dildo or is it toxic?”

The answer is “It’s probably fine, just wash it first and maybe use a bunch of lube.”

[sprigglebearstudios]

Oh man this got so much better than the last time I saw this post

[0hcicero]

This is my favourite. Science side of tumblr: asking the REAL questions

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

*biologist crashes through the underbrush* Ok so here’s the thing though Malachite is not poisonous to YOU. BUT fucking this stalactite will probably wreck your vaginal flora and leave you with a gruesome infection within a couple days. Want details? SO GLAD YOU ASKED, ‘CAUSE HERE THEY ARE. • Malachite is not copper oxide. It’s Cu2CO3(OH)2. Like most carbonates it’s water soluble– that’s how it became a stalactite in the first place! And technically any given chunk of “malachite” isn’t just malachite– it’s a mix of various copper carbonates & oxides. This will become important later.  • When malachite dissolves it makes a bunch of copper (Cu++) ions. Cu++ is GREAT at killing bacteria and fungi– so good at it that sprays with Cu++ get used a lot as a spray in agriculture to stop plant disease. It takes such a large dose to harm larger organisms that copper sprays are used a lot in organic agriculture (like Bordeaux mixture).  So bottom line, yes malachite is technically nontoxic to humans. But it kills bacteria when it dissolves and releases Cu++. • Malachite dissolves somewhat slowly in water– but vaginal secretions aren’t just any water. A healthy human vagina has a pH of 3.8-4.5 and a salinity of about 0.9%. It’s also warmer than your average underground cave at 37°C (or 98.5°F in American meat units). As luck would have it, acidity, salinity, and warmth all make malachite dissolve faster.  • In other words, the human vagina dissolves malachite.  • I have no deeper explanation for why human females can dissolve rocks with our genitals. It simply is.  • Gonna to take a quick moment to point out that sex toys that dissolve when you use them are maybe not the best investment.  • Anyway the key question now is “how fast does the human vagina dissolve malachite?” Are we talking geological timescale, a Nazis-in-Indiana-Jones situation, or something in between? If the reaction kinetics of dissolution are very slow, then there’s nothing to worry about. An encounter with a stalactite would have to last years for enough Cu++ to leach out to cause problems. If it’s quick then we’re in trouble.  • Unfortunately it looks like nobody really knows. One of the best sources on how malachite dissolves & precipitates in water– an EPA document on how to avoid too much Cu++ in municipal drinking water systems– helpfully says “The kinetic constraints on the formation of these solids in water systems are largely unexplored” (p. 42) because end equilibrium points is all you need to run a city water system safely. In other words, the experiments that would tell us how fast malachite dissolves in various types of water just don’t exist because nobody’s ever needed to know before. So we’d better assume it’s going to happen reasonably quickly, #for safety. • So in best scientific fashion, we’re just going to bullshit our way ahead using what facts we DO have on hand: endpoint equlibria.  • Is there any info out there telling us what equilibrium concentration of Cu++ we get in salty acidic water at body temperature? Almost! One J.F. Scaife published some great data on this back in 1957. TAKE IT AWAY, SCAIFE. 

That orange box is how many moles of dissolved Cu++ Scaife got from sticking malachite in some water that had 0.171 moles NaCl/L (body salinity is about 0.154 moles NaCl/L so this is slightly less salty than people) at 30°C. He’s got no acidity in there, and again the salinity and temperature are slightly lower than people. But this is probably the closest we’re going to get to data on how malachite behaves in vaginas anytime soon, folks. From this we can take away that if you leave malachite alone in a vagina you’ll get AT LEAST 9.12 x 10^-4 moles/L, or 5.8 ppm, of Cu++ at equilibrium.  • Recall from above that most “malachite” isn’t actually pure malachite, it’s a mix of various copper carbonates & oxides. The EPA document elaborates: “[T]raditional ‘eyeball’ identification of malachite by its blue-green color is extremely unreliable, because almost all cupric hydroxysulfates, hydroxycarbonates, hydroxychlorides, and even fresh cupric hydroxide can be some shade of blue-green. … Thus, the uncertainty in the computed copper concentration in equilibrium with malachite is at least about a factor of 2 … until further experimental data focusing on this problem is generated.” In other words, “do your math and then double how much Cu++ you think is going to be in the water, just in case.” So that gives us 11.6ppm Cu++, at equilibrium, with malachite in a (til now!) healthy vagina.  • Next step: do we have any idea what happens to bacteria in acid conditions with copper? OH MY GOD WE TOTALLY DO. Gyawali et al 2011 checked this out in the context of “so what if we rinsed tomatoes with a solution of lactic acid and copper, because that would be a safe & organic way to get rid of E. coli?” So now this post has officially ruined stalactites, vaginas, and tomatoes.

^This would happen. These are the counts of 4 E. coli strains exposed to various levels of lactic acid & Cu++ for 8 hours. This table only shows the end counts but it represents the death of 99.7% of bacteria*. • Losing 99.7% of your vaginal flora is seriously bad news. You’re looking at really good odds of a yeast infection, bacterial vaginosis, and/or other infection issues. And that’s if you’re lucky enough to not be in the 4% of the population or so that’s sensitive to skin contact with copper.  • The good news? Biochemically speaking, you’re probably ok to put it in your butt. It’s not as acidic or salty in there, plus there’s a huuuuuge stockpile of gut microbes right upstream that can quickly repopulate the colon after spelunking is complete. However this stalactite is not flared at the base so it is the wrong shape for putting in your butt. Do not put this stalactite in your butt.  • This all looks like fun and games, but I think it’s really interesting that the internet’s mistake in concluding that this stalactite is fuckable is very similar to the mistake made by the Flint water management system. Hear me out.  • Central to the Flint lead poisoning crisis is that authorities only looked at & tested Flint’s water in its central treatment plant before it went out through the pipes. Not after it went through the pipes. They did not consider what would happen biochemically as it went through the pipes and metals started dissolving.  • Similarly, in concluding that the stalactite is fuckable, the internet only considered the stalactite itself. Not the biochemical processes that would happen to it as it, welp, went through the pipes.  • Media frequently reports that the Flint River’s water is “corrosive,” leading many to believe the river is full of industrial waste. This ain’t the case. You’d need industry to fill a river with industrial waste, and industry left decades ago. That’s why Flint’s so poor. So what IS in the water? Road salt. Plain old stupid road salt. The old Detroit-based source didn’t have salt because it came from Lake Huron which has a large, mostly rural watershed. Meanwhile the Flint River runs through a lot of towns, making it slightly salty as everything melts down in spring. And as we recall from the stalactite experience, a little salt is all it takes to get metals to dissolve.  • Information on this engineering problem was not coming through clearly from the engineering or chemistry sides. It took a biologist, pediatrician Mona Hanna-Attisha, to document the real-time results and provide the data to kick-start a high-level investigation.  • Morals of the story: when dealing with a biological system pls consider asking a biologist, your vagina and/or city could depend on this • Pls use a condom when fucking any water-soluble material • Still don’t put the stalactite in your butt -3/10 do not recommend

[astolat]

OK, I haven’t reblogged this before now but the final post takes it to a whole new level and I can no longer resist. 

[projectwinter]

This just made my day. Thank you science side of tumblr.

As an aside note from someone who’s worked in an adult toy store for quite a while: Just use something made out of glass, aluminium, steel or silicone. Everything else might not KILL you, but believe me, fungal infections are not fun in any way, shape or form.

[auntmetanoia-deactivated2015072]

[freddiecowann]

found this really cool website for all of the music lovers out there! all you have to do is a pick a year, and you get all of the songs you want! its perfect for going back and listening to old music that you used to jam to! here is the link :)

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[sentrythelion]

@whothehellisjay

[obnoxiousturnips]

I don’t know if anyone plays Lioden, but if you’re interested in Studding services, I recently edited my main male and he’s got quite the plethora of lovely traits.

He’s not ever bred a mutation except for Albino cubs, those seem to be rather frequent, and he’s got at least 340 stats. I’m going to bring his SB pricing down to 250 again, so that should be fun.

[altnbrown-deactivated20160802]

Someone who hasn’t seen cutthroat kitchen, explain this

[plebeiantologist]

bad and naughty chefs will be placed in the Shame Cone to atone for their sins

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

I got a 26 on that purity test is that bad or…..?

[petalise]

What purity test this I wanna see if I’m less pure

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

http://ricepuritytest.com/

[biphoenix]

reblog this w cool facts abt dogs

[the-beautiful-dreams-deactivate]

Newfoundlands have water resistant fur and webbed feet

[purplesheepish]

Dachshunds were originally bred for fighting badgers

[puppies]

More than 5,000,000 puppies are born in the U.S. every year

[biphoenix]

i’m glad i made this post

[ringingofraevolution]

Skilled sheep dogs can separate a sheep from the heard by just looking at it, not even moving.

[deathcabforkadie]

Three dogs survived the sinking of the Titanic, two Pomeranians and one Pekingese

[raddad69-blog1]

Poodles are not French by origin. They’re German dogs, but French nobility quickly became fascinated by these pooches

[biphoenix]

i’m so glad i made this post

[yikesitsnova-archive-deactivate]

Greyhounds are the only breed mentioned by name in the Bible.

[shevathegun]

When you pet a dog, both you and the dog experience a release of oxytocin. Petting dogs objectively makes you both happier

[trustyergut]

Dog’s nose prints are just as unique as human finger prints !

[coffeebox62]

Corgis were bred for herding cows.

[dannydogforpres-deactivated2016]

Dogs’ eyes contain a special membrane, called the tapetum lucidum, which allows them to see in the dark.

[classicalmonoblogue]

Kangal dogs guard flocks (other dogs do the actual herding) and don’t have to be trained because they pass the knowledge down through generations. They will take up advantageous lookout positions, rotate watches, patrol the perimeter, and use a special bark to summon the other dogs and form a wall to drive off an encroaching bear.

[saltedqueer]

Huskies, especially Siberians, will travel in a circle around humans, dogs and other animals to protect them from predators. The radius is usually large enough that they can find threats and chase them off before they even return to your line of sight. They will also chase bears and aren’t always smart enough to stop chasing them.

[iknewiwouldregretthis]

You can lift a Scottish Terrier up by the tail (but they probably won’t like it.) They were bred to hunt rodents, and sometimes got stuck in the rodent’s holes in the ground so you had to get them out by pulling them by the tail. Also they can’t really swim because their head weighs too much in comparison to the rest of their body.

[mewmewmelon-deactivated20190505]

Teddy Roosevelt’s dog, Pete, ripped a French ambassador’s pants off at the White House

[avocadosmitty]

Basset hounds were intentionally bred to have short legs so that when used for hunting/tracking game, their pace would be slow enough for hunters to be able to follow on foot.

[biphoenix]

I am a happy

[fenrispenris-blog]

Pitbulls used to be known as Nanny Dogs, known for their ability to care of and kind, loving nature to small children

[bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica]

The first ever official German Shepherd was named Horand Von Grafrath. 😁🐾

[lyricwritesprose]

Salukis date back to ancient Egypt.

[ratterwolf]

Australian Kelpies can work with sheep in close contact while waiting for trimming because they just jump on the sheep and back to ground or just straight walk on their backs so they won’t get crushed by their hooves. So they are like:

[princess-peridot]

Standard poodles were originally bred to help hunt lions

[oh-archivist]

@biphoenix thank you for this gift and all the ones who have added to this wow this made my birthday

[ironicpeaches]

English Setters were originally bred as bird hunting dogs(and still are used as such) because they had to retrieve the dead birds that were shot undamaged, they developed a very gentle grip in their jaws that would not pierce through the birds and preserve them.

[sulettacore64]

true dog fact: they are all gr8

[sweaterkittensahoy]

French Bulldogs can’t balance on their back legs because they were bred for cuteness, so they just fall over if they try. Related: Frenchies also can’t have sex because the male will fall over while trying to mount the female. All Frenchies have to be artificially inseminated.

[lunaris1013]

The white tip of a beagle’s tail is called the “flag” and was selectively bred into them so they’re visible when their nose is to the ground. Beagles are scent hounds and their tails stick straight up when they’re following a scent.

[taraljc]

At the barn where my sister learnt to ride, they kept Jack Russell terriers to catch rats. Also, sometimes cu sidhe are white hounds with one red ear.

[sweetiekai]

i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

[jora-bora]

tfw you really wanna share something you’re super proud of making but you can’t because it’s weird fetish porn