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@dessholidaybaseballwizard
Would you believe me if I said Kris can eat a large chocolate cake in 60 seconds or less?
I wouldn't disbelieve you but I would sure as shit want to see some video evidence.
Oh... Azzy just told me that you're telling the truth. How the fuck does someone that small eat something that big in a minute?!
Okay, WTF...
So I was just spending time with my little sister and her girlfriend (the two of them are adorable BTW) and I was smoking with her girlfriend when suddenly this girl eats the freaking cigarette butt.
I swear reptile monsters are just built different.
Hey anyone wanna hang with your girl tonight? (Open RP)
Got the place to myself for a little while.
Asriel got his eyebrow pierced? What else have you convinced that pure, sweet, innocent choir boy to do?!
Let's me think of a couple of things that he's doing because of me...
I got him to finally pick up the guitar. He'd been thinking about it for awhile now but was constantly psyching himself out of it. So, I got him one for the holidays.
Got him to try out weed and might've turned him into a little stoner like me. You wouldn't believe the munchies that he gets though. I swear to god that a solid twenty percent of our food budget is spent on Doritos.
Oh, oh, oh... got him on board with the idea of trying to be poly! Which turned out to be pretty beneficial for everyone involved.
Also got him into a bunch of different TV shows, animes, and book series. I've been an absolutely demon and even introduced him to the allure of Jojo's. This is probably my worst crime yet and why Toriel won't let me in her house /j.
Oh and of course plenty of things that I can't talk about on Tumblr lest I get banned but use your imagination or hit me up on Discord if you want those tidbits ;p
I'm so sorry about bringing up your father... I didn't know...
It's alright, dude, you had no way of knowing. Not like you invented cancer or anything.
Unless you did...
In which case imma kick your ass.
What do your parents think of you dating Asriel?
Mom is actually pretty hyped about it. She probably thinks that he'll be a good influence on me and push me down the right path (which in her mind is either a law degree or something civics related).
Though boy was she shocked when we came home on break and he was sporting an eyebrow piercing. She actually looked legitimately betrayed by that, it was kind of funny.
As for dad... well he would've been happy to.
Probably would've liked the eyebrow piercing too.
I’m sorry Asriel, the Eurobeat doesn’t stop until the apartment is cleaned.
BOOM BOOM JAPAN.
Oh good, he’s helping now!
Asriel just stared at me and started playing the Pillarman theme on his freaking phone before striking a pose. Why did i agree to dating this dork?
Anyone got any asks? :P
*pssst* hey, did you know that you can "tattoo" dark fur through freeze branding? the extreme cold kills the coloration of the follicles and the fur grows back white. look it up.
Oh yeah I've heard about those. The place that does my piercings actually offers a service like that.
Honestly, the only reason that I haven't done it yet is because I can't really think of a design that would suit me. I'm thinking something baseball related but getting a baseball itself would just result in me having a giant white circle in the middle of my fur.
Maybe a bat...
Or a cute little goat!
Though I think that would immediately put a curse on my relationship ending badly.
hey so you've got impeccable Big Sister energy and yer like such a positive & important part of noelle's life, and I really admire that. and wanna like... I wanna be more like that?? buuttt, I'm an only child. I don't have any siblings. idk if I even got a real question really, just, like. what's being a big sister like for you? how does that like, influence your life and your sense of who you are?
-sisterless in seattle
Honestly, it's mostly about being there for my little sister and trying to be a barrier between her and mom's extremely overbearing nature. Which I guess I haven't really been able to do since going to college. Hopefully, I gave Noelle enough of a chance to learn to be herself and not be mom...
Uh... I guess it's just about being there and being able to listen. It's even better when you're able to offer a little wisdom and advice when you can.
Like twenty-years-old doesn't feel very old but I can give Noelle all the ins and outs on where to get a fake ID and hide it from mom.
IDK if that's really the answer you were looking for but yeah...
TLDR: Be supportive and loving and willing to listen but don't be afraid to let them take risks and grow.
Oh and I absolutely love getting to give the "If you break her heart, I'll kick your ass" speech to her partners. I even threatened one of them with a bat before.
Dear December. Do you not think that a young woman like you should have no part in the life of such a pure, chaste, and devout follower of the Angel such as Asriel, who should save himself for marriage? --Signed, a concerned mother of no relation to any party involved.
There is absolutely no way that Toriel actually has a Tumblr is there...
*Checks the pie-making tag*
Oh fuck...
UH! Hi, stranger who totally doesn't have like two feet and eighty pounds on me!
How are you?
I can promise you that I am ensuring that Asriel remains very chaste in university. That boy might as well be in chastity for how adherent he is to the Angel!
...
Wait fuck that sounds bad!
Uh...
How's your husband?
Wait, why did Asriel just go pale?
How many piercings do you have (visible)? How many piercings do you have (concealed)?
I have four ear piercings, two lip rings, my septum, venoms on my tongue, and one on my belly button. So I guess that would put the total up to ten piercings that people can see.
As for concealed ones? Unfortunately, only Asriel and Catty get to see those but I'll let you know that there are two of them. So, uh... take a wild guess where those are.
Though I am thinking about getting a couple bars in my ears in the near future plus something else concealed that Azzy is being a wimp about.
Hey World (RPs Open)
Came back to Tumblr after swearing off this website like four years ago. How’s everyone doing?
(Art by Triforceriku_)
Mostly just came by to keep tabs on some fandoms. Still, if you want, feel free to send me some asks?