IDONTHAVENEOUGHSPACE

Hi. My name is Jasper. I play bass guitar and a bit of guitar and piano and BEATRING and I sing a little bit and I AM VERY EASILY OBSESSED WITH ALL KINDS OF STUFF. I dedicate this blog to Kurt Cobain. He is my hero. Cursor credit

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quality Queens of the stone age lyrics  

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Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

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Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

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Oklahoma is a strange state

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You have no idea

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Reading that was an experience

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i found the pictures

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OH MY GOD

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there are some stories on tumblr that are too weird or extreme sounding to be true. Sometimes there’s like, one picture, which could be something else out of context with an elaborate story tacked on.

but then there’s this shit and. there’s just. there is absolutely no way for there to be any contest over whether or not that man actually came to school and ate a whole pineapple. There it is. There he goes. There’s no way for anyone to argue this. That boy honest to god is just eating a fucking pineapple at school.

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@fangirf

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Oh

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i clapped

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Everyone needs to see this at least once

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If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

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thank you for this

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I need the equation you used for this

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It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

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I hate this website

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This could be a SAT question

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OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

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WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

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BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

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Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

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OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

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…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

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CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

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Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

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Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

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Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

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I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

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what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

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SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

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theres a dead body

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Tumblr: - Gifs - Deep quotes - Funny pictures - Music - Weird fetish porn

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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

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people adding things 2 my posts

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your posts

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ur blog

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u

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

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you thinking that comment was necessary

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thinking

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wen u zoom in

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I love this post

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love

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It just keeps getting better

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overused captions

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Tumblr’s new layout

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tumblr

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the internet

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this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

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What the actual fuck

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a helpful tip

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I'm so zen rn