The Hidden Beauty In Fundamental Frequences

Find something that resonates with you so perfectly that your soul shatters like an opera singer’s wineglass

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I Love cold emailing it's like preordering extra rejections

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Found out today that doing an oil change is actually really easy

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Modern Sisyphus clicks on a job application. It asks for his resume, or offers to generate one. He uploads his resume. PDF. A neon progress bar appears.

“Your resume will not be seen by a human! Improve ATS score with AI?”

The only button says “YES!”

They let him choose his template. How magnanimous. They’ve somehow managed to make them all more soulless than a white page decorated with arial 11 pt. font.

It re-does his resume. Entire sections have evaporated. He adds them back in after twenty minutes searching for the microscopic “edit” button.

“Your ATS score is too low to qualify,” it informs him cheerfully, “rewrite with AI to improve the chances of your resume being seen by a human?”

It’s 2 AM. It was 8:30 five minutes ago. He clicks the mockingly cheerful neon button: “YES!”

It’s a loading screen:

“Re-structuring your resume!!!! Writing your cover letter!!!”

The loading screen stops. His resume (what remained of it,) is completely unchanged. Mercifully, there is no cover letter.

“Your ATS score is too low to quali—

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I love this site because I feel like it some of the only places where it’s still acceptable to be cringy AND, more importantly, the barrier of entry is practically nonexistent. Yeah. I spent five seconds setting up a blog and now my questionable unedited prosetry is just out there forever now. Amazing

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Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

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I made chocolate mousse

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Okay so what’s with all of the AI slop ads on tumblr, a famously ai-slop-hating website?

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RE: slop

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Okay so what’s with all of the AI slop ads on tumblr, a famously ai-slop-hating website?

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Okay I don’t know who needs to hear this but when you finish a jar of pickles you can pickle other things by just putting them in the pickle juice

They’re putting something in the juice that makes the cucumbers pickle🗣️🗣️🤨

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*Lafayette, on his deathbed*

…please…name a vintage faceting style after me…

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Can I have just a little trepanning? As a treat?

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There’s actually no reason for monkeys to be involved in the infinite monkey/typewriter thought experiment but yall aren’t ready for that conversation

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All I want right now is peanut noodles with tofu but my tummy hurts so it has to be protein shakes

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Girl that’s not a hack that’s a product

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Drinking beer to satisfy my craving for sourdough starter

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When someone posts something publicly in hopes that one specific person sees it

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Oh? You think night swimming is romantic?????

One billion bugs agree with you and want to know your location