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dirt enthusiast
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Stranger Things
Kaledo Art
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
tumblr dot com
Today's Document
oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.
#extradirty
Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
JVL
if i look back, i am lost
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@detectgoodorevil
Gonna be taking a break from my usual comic books(except for new book Wednesday)
Because a friend of the family has just published their first book!
I have not read the book yet, however, if you would like to support a brand new writer on their first published work, please check it out.
Like Our Enemies by K. M. Evans
when you post heinous thoughts to main blog, God sees that and will weigh them against you when you die. however, posting them, no matter how awful, to a side blog, will not count against you, as God will get confused and not recognize it as you, so you're good to go really
Judgement:
The only judge you'll have to worry about then, is me.
I'm tired of being subjected to a physical form. I want to ascend to the state of a liquid or perhaps gass.
Judgement:
Ah, yes, the search for eternal sublimation is something we all pursue, but very few achieve
Mr. Puzzles wants you to be less alive
Judgement:
Life is not earn by begging. Life is earned by doing puzzles
Judgement:
That chicken is real and you would do well not to question it
Mooola
Judgement:
Water just wasn't quite dangerous enough before
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again
I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful.
@theshitpostcalligrapher
ay @systlin hmu
@systlin
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skönt gyllene
Dagen Tor föddes
På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
Där låg Loke
—KJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Tor’s birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
@bold-sartorial-statement
ay yo show ur husband
@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:
(oops spot the typos)
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it
Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
And in Danish because why not:
Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden
På dagen for Tors fødsel
På asfalten ved Taco Bell
Dér lå Loke
“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”
*Snorts*
When Thor born
He hair shine brite
A very very
Magical site
But then I see
A bab from hell
I pik up loki
From taco bell
Judgement:
This is what Loki would want
people in horror movies have so much will to live it's crazy. I'm already willing to end it all over a minor inconvenience, if a killer would run at me with a knife I would be please stab me girl, thanks so much bestie <3
that's me in a zombie apocalypse - the second someone wants me to eat a can of expired beans off a camp stove i'm donating my body to the undead
listen, the minute we're fighting over who gets to drink the last bottle of fresh water I'm off to see better lands. this surviving thing just ain't for me
Judgement:
The undead have a much better meal plan
Judgement:
Fae are weird
Judgement:
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Salvation Speedrun
See you in 1977
Judgement:
It is customary to, in lieu of flowers, give to charity! While, yes, this is a very viable and easy way to come back to life, it is immoral considering the toll it takes on charities. Pure Evil.
there are many benefits to being a marine biologist
Judgement:
Could it be any more obvious?
Born to be Wild
Judgement:
If you like to eat bacon, fear for your life
My computer which I built myself and has no in built mic and no mic currently plugged in has started picking up sound
Judgement:
You haven't only built a computer, you've built something much more powerful. Something with power, something with intelligence. Intelligence enough to listen,and perhaps enough to understand.
Congratulations!
a doll can wear a variety of clothes and have a variety of poses, just like you! A doll usually just sits in the same pose every day wearing the same thing, staring at a flat surface every day, just like you! A doll is haunted by the vengeful ghosts of ages past! Just like you!
Judgement:
Dolls can be both evil and good, just like you!
aw hell yeah
goth manta goth manta goth manta goth manta goth manta
Link.
Goth manta goth manta goth manta
Judgement:
Who needs a goth gf with fish like these?
