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manic pixie catboy

[catboycrack]

Okay how many followers do I need before I get to declare myself the catboy king of tumblr

[brick-brick-brick]

9999

[were--ralph]

imagine being born with two bootyholes and meeting your soulmate who has two dicks

[brick-brick-brick]

now imagine that you hate each other

[couldntrelate]

[psychephrenic]

[virtualgirladvance]

[daggernoballs]

[dovand]

[coramlara]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

[softwaring]

lmfaoooo wtf

[brick-brick-brick]

Actually yeah go ahead. I want to see you try and whip semen. To STIFF PEAKS

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[postcards-from-absurdland]

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

[the-real-seebs]

i try to reblog this every few times i see it because you might someday need to know how to put out a fire.

[curlicuecal]

fun fact I learned the exciting way: if you see something on fire in the oven, and you open that oven, it’s going to *immediately* become significantly more on fire.

because oxygen. whoops.

if you turn off the oven and leave everything closed while you get your extinguisher and call the fire department or whatever, there is a reasonable chance it will use up the oxygen and put *itself* out.

so don’t open the oven.

[mousegirlheart]

*frots you like this*

[im-mender]

[mild-madness-deactivated2015051]

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

[k1kky-sb-d0odlz]

Actually I’m so happy the likes number starts with 69

[the-haiku-bot]

Actually I’m

so happy the likes number

starts with 69

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[wiittyusername]

the I am Steve guy from memory

[prayforelves]

I haven’t been doodling as much lately because I’ve been busy gardening, but here’s some character sketches from the last…while

Some of the characters on the bottom row belong to @grimbaum :)

[yellbug]

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

[importantandunavoidable]

enough preg let's litigate a new fetish. step right up who's got a good one

[importantandunavoidable]

your mind is so beautiful. im obsessed. i dont even want to litigate over the morals of this one im just mentally playing in this space with u rn. what if i was a naughty little mothgirl and mommy tortured me with stinky mothballs

[victusinveritas]

[brick-brick-brick]

penis in banana, banana in pvc pipe, pvc pipe in rectum. Locking in my answer

[boccher]

womb tattoo

[magnificentmicrowave]

i see the vision tbh

[hemipenal-system]

tgirl princess who gets sacrificed to a dragon as is tradition, and the dragon rips her clothes off with its claws and then just... pauses. it's had a lot of princesses but it's never seen one with a shaft, and its extremely rudimentary knowledge of human biology doesn't account for this

but the dragon is a researcher. it can adapt its model of humans to include this one. that will of course require testing, so the dragon dips its head low and sniffs and licks at the girl's crotch, making a mental note of how it smells, tastes, and each time it twitches, as well as what behaviors from the dragon make it twitch more, start leaking, or make the human whimper

by the end of the day, it has learned that the girl will cum from her cock being licked but it's way more satisfying for both participants if the dragon licks a little bit lower, spreading her hole wide with its tongue and abusing her prostate until she's grabbing its horns and begging it to stop through a haze of dozens of orgasms

the dragon gets pretty good at aftercare, too. turns out the warmth of a dragon's body is pretty nice for comforting sore humans

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

[vampkillerkiller]

???

[vampkillerkiller]

I wanted to figure out what the hell was going on here, so I did a reverse image search and now I have even more questions?

Why is he reading the Bible?

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

can no one just recognize a vibe these days why do we have to hate on him

[jv]

Honestly, average Tumblr mutuals