The Detective

Just another entry. Another log.

[detectivealicegreen]

- Tumblr Ask Blog -

Belongs to Alice Green

This is a more informal thing.

Something to pass the time, a way to speak to people.

If anyone who knows me in person finds this blog..

I ask you treat it like my books and do not look at it.

Though I can’t really stop you.

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This is a blog for my Minecraft character Alice :)

Basic rules apply for this blog;

Don’t be racist, queerphobic, all that jazz.

Please treat Alice like a person and be respectful, despite being more an oc for this she is still my persona and I ask you not say things to her that you wouldn’t say to me.

No magic asks or trying to interact with her as a person, you are asks in her inbox, not someone in the room with her.

Tags! #

#detective talks - any post where Alice is speaking in character

#detective answers - Alice answering an ask

#detective rambles - posts by Alice that aren’t asks

#detective sees - any post with a picture or drawing

#detective reblogs - any post that’s a reblog

#mod talks - any posts where I am speaking out of character

#twdne / #this world does not exist - Minecraft tag, it’s the world/story she is from. On all posts that are in character

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Miss cut.

It appears I’m not that good at pumpkin carving. Can’t be good at everything I suppose.

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Tyty’s just the cutest.

Hard not to pet her everytime I walk into my office.

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Is Corporeal being like the head of a religion related to the fact they had something going on with the king??? What does the calamity mean??? How did VI die if they weren’t old??? What do you mean “that monkey”????

Okay- that’s a lot but thank you for specifying.

1, Maybe? I don’t know a lot about their falling out but it had something to do with spy tree His Highness made.

2. It’s a calamity. What sounds like a world ending one. It’s nearby, it’s not here yet. But it’s causing problems because the one person who knows what exactly it is, is sabotaging based off a misguided attempt at saving us-

..

It’s bad, in summary.

3. I’m not entirely sure. I suspect it’d have something to do with the blue fire and the fact he was probably dying repeatedly in there. When we found what was left she was balancing on top of the catbed.. Which seems easy to fall off. Plus I don’t actually know how old VI was, I know he was younger than me at least.

4. Moh.

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Why can’t they just understand..?

It would just be so much easier if they did.

Telling them it would complicate so much. It’d backfire so badly on me that the cons outweigh the pros..

They just don’t understand.. and I don’t think they ever will.

They want me to talk to them.

I. I can’t.

And they’ll never understand that.

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Was the pay good?

- Dreidel

I wasn’t even aware I was getting paid..

Though I got four diamond blocks out of it..?

.. I don’t have the heart to touch them. So for now they are just sitting in my Ender chest.

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What the hell does “internalized homophobia arc” mean??? Is he even gay ???

There was definitely something going on with him and Corporeal at least.

..

Though I didn’t know his highness that well so I could be wrong. Plus I don’t want to assume.. especially on the off chance he sees this.. or Corporal for that matter.

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Uhhh, why are you exiled, Miss detective-??? -News Reporter Anon

I’m.. thankfully not.

I was just fired. Which is still bad but- you know. Not as bad.

His highness just found out something about me that.

.. that he doesn’t like.

…

Whatever. At least I get to stay in my home for now.

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I have thought about leaving though.

Once or twice.

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Snap internalized homophobia arc when

At least be respectful to His Highness and call him by some sort of proper title..

It’s not very kind to say these things either. Just kind of rude in my opinion.

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Wait, so if you're exiled, Detective.. ARE YOU HOMELESS??!! -News Reporter Anon

I just said I wasn’t exiled.

I’m not Homeless.

I’m just out of a job.

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Is his highness like… homophobic? What?

… What.

N.. no?

Just because I am Bisexual does not mean him firing me is… homophobic..?

He had a good reason for it. I do not blame him for firing me.

I just don’t want to go into it, if that’s alright.

Hard enough as it is.

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Uhhh, why are you exiled, Miss detective-??? -News Reporter Anon

I’m.. thankfully not.

I was just fired. Which is still bad but- you know. Not as bad.

His highness just found out something about me that.

.. that he doesn’t like.

…

Whatever. At least I get to stay in my home for now.

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WHO DIED??? WHAT ELSE HAPPENED??

VI.

And like I said I fear you have to be specific it’s been… a decent bit since I’ve updated here.

I guess we have the like.. calamity on the horizon but..

..

I don’t want to think about that monkey right now.

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Detective, Detective!! After a long hiatus, we are back on LIV— oooh shit what the fuck. What the fuck did I miss. What.

[OOC: insert that one meme of the guy walking into the kitchen on fire and in chaos LMAO]

… a lot.

Anything specific you’d like to know?

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I realize I forgot to post here for a bit..

It’s just been a lot recently.

A close friend died and.. I’ve been handling things with what’s left of him.

I’m.. going to try to post a bit more often. At least to maybe avoid the stress a little..

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Hey so I heard from another anon that you were making a cake house???

-🥂

Indeed. It’s going to be a small cafe when it’s done.

Thankfully I’ve been getting some help with it.

I wouldn’t want to imagine how long making all those cakes would take all on my own..

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I’m going to get exiled.