Just Call Me Mike

-Au Blog- Michael Zacharius | 36 | Detective/Inspector | World's Okayest Bisexual |

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That moment when...

All of the kids go on a camping trip and your old ass is stuck at work

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I didn’t know I was looking for anything until I saw you.

Sylvia Day, Reflected in You (via quotethat)

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Currently

Getting ready to go hiking, I find it really amazing and relaxing Y'know. You get to see natures wonders and smell the wild aroma that's surrounding yourself- or maybe that's just me Lol

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Why Civil War Started

Steve: Hey tony, do you know who loved me, but not you? Tony: Everyone loves m- Steve: Your dad, lol.

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//I’ve notices a lot of my muses have musical ability- Let me break this down. 

Erwin: Can’t sing- Plays piano though 

Hitch: Can’t sing. Can’t play an instrument but can dance 

Bertholdt: A passable singing voice but his voice is still changing- He’s a music major and plays both cello and violin 

Annie: Very good singing voice- Plays no instrument

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The precinct says I can go back to work as soon as I get a doctor’s note. Only to do office stuff until my physical therapy is done but it’ll be nice to have the income again. Disability checks make me feel like I’m leeching off of the system :p

Even though I can’t really do anything else I still hate it.

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I'm going to give you my files to fill out for me now

[swiftscourt]

Someone : Tony is the villain

Me : 

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Recently

I arrested this kid I saw he dropped a bag of gummy bears- and I was tempted so I ate one, only because I thought it was candy. I got fucked up real bad.

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Jk

Don't drink kids lol

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Replacing-

My heart for another liver for I can drink more and careless

[bears--bears--bears]

Chillin’ Bear by Josef Gelernter

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Running out of the university building Ymir clumsily fished her keys out of her shorts pocket just in time to slip them into the drivers’ side door keyhole and open the door to slip inside her truck.  She hadn’t planned on coming face to face, so to speak with the officer that had arrested her 4 years earlier for vandalism. When she had found out who Jean’s partner was when he joined the force she had done everything she could to avoid seeing him. She even cut her hospital visits fairly short to avoid any chance of bumping into him and she had done pretty good. Until she has somehow found herself in between his comment and one of her professors, who had named her. And then her past had all come crashing back to her. 

She had been 18 at the time, and not exactly sober, and she had decided two liters of dish soap and  5 packages of commercial food coloring belonged in a public fountain. Mike had arrested her before she made it a block away.  The fountain was green and bubbly for a solid 3 days before the city of Long Beach got the pumps and filters cleaned out though. That day along the fountain overflowed with bright green foam all day.  She had avoided any serious repercussions on account of her grandparents and community service…along with a hefty fine to be paid to the city. Up until last night she had thought she had paid it all off (the city was gracious enough to let her pay in installments, it was a rather large fine), but Mike informed her otherwise.  She hadn’t really been looking forward to it, but she had also agreed to meet with Mike for coffee. And to discuss that of her professor acquaintance, Erwin. She’d have to be blind and stupid to not have noticed their posts the last few days and if it got her on Mike’s….not even good side, she’d settle for his ‘not arresting her again’ side since she assumed she’d be seeing him semi-frequently once Jean was back at work again. She pulled up in front and jogged inside, pulling her wallet out as she stood in line at city hall. Mike had said he’d be here regardless of their little coffee dish date but she couldn’t see him anywhere as she scanned the tops of the heads around her. She remembered he was blonde, and fairly tall but thus far she spotted no one as she shuffled forward in line.  Soon enough she was at the front of the line and paying the remainder of her fine. She left the line and stood in the open room looking around blankly at the crouwd. Damnit, she had afternoon classes and only a few hours between. She huffed and shoved her hands in her pockets in defeat as she shuffled towards the doors, she had tried at least.  @detectiveoldass

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Mike was at the court house- he really was until he smelled the sweet aroma of dark coffee beans. Of course he had some in the morning , and he will get some with Ymir if she did decided to show up- but a small cup right now won’t hurt, right? The tall male looked around the court room, to make sure no court official will spot him slip into the conference room. When the coast with clear- he booked it. As he he got closer , the scent of donuts started to mix in and oh god was he totally going to steal some of those too.

When he finally reached the door, there was a label that read “ employees only ”. Mike only scoffed while he rolled his eyes, “employees my ass,” and with that being said he sneaked into the room. Luckily no one was there, so he decided to stay for awhile. As he bit into the Pastry, a slight moan was made. “These are so good,” the officer said to himself before he took another bite into it. —

Okay, so he did get carried away - since he was sitting on one of the rolling chairs with his feet kicked up on the table while he munched on the donuts and drank the dark coffee. It wasn’t until Mike had taken another sip of the coffee that he reminded himself of Ymir- and the whole ordeal. “Shitshitshit,” the male said to himself before standing and making his way to door , but stopped and turned his head over to the table. Mikes green hues eyed the box of donuts for a good while before he sighed to himself in defeat and went over to grab them. “Why am I such a fatass?” —

When he entered the open room Mike spotted the shuffling Ymir instantly- she was indeed a sore thumb in this crowd. “Hey!” Mike called out as he jogged after her, holding tightly to the box as if it was something precious. “Sorry I was gone, I was - doing stuff , did you make the payment?” He asked as he licked his frosted covered fingertips to try and cover up what he really was doing.

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She was almost to the door when Ymir heard the loud voice behind her. She halted and turned on her heal to see the tall blonde jogging up to her. He looked nearly identical to the way he did 4 years ago when she’d been arrested and it all came rushing back at once making her stagger slightly.

She recovered her balance and took in the tall officer in front of her, “Yeah,” she breathed, nodding. “It’s all paid up…” He face scrunched up taking in the box Mike was holding and the fingers between his lips, “…were you just thieving donuts?” 

She couldn’t help but grin at the taller man that she had, up until now, been nervous to meet face to face again. He didn’t seem as intimidating with donut frosting on his fingers and a box held gently in the other hand.  She shook her head with a chuckle, “We still gonna get coffee or you grab that already too?” She turned towards the door again and made her way out towards the small coffee place just outside, glancing back to make sure Mike was indeed coming along. 

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"What?! Me?! Steal donuts?! Why I would never- it's a federal charge," Mike said in shock - but of course he was just being dramatic to make sure Ymir wasn't uncomfortable. He had to admit, he was stern on her coming over to pay her fine, but now that she had gotten it taken care of- there was no reason to be hard on her. So, you can say Mike was very laid back right now. "But yeah- I was stealing donuts," the officer said with a soft chuckle as he licked the last frosted covered finger tip.

"You know, I was halfway done with the coffee - until I had to leave," Mike then gripped the area of where his heart would be and looked off into the distance. "And it pains me knowing that I left amazing coffee on the table to get cold." As fast as he played out the little act, it was dropped and he looked over to Ymir. "So yeah, I would like some coffee." While the other started to leave, Mike followed after her; opening the donut box as he did. "Want one? "

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Running out of the university building Ymir clumsily fished her keys out of her shorts pocket just in time to slip them into the drivers’ side door keyhole and open the door to slip inside her truck.  She hadn’t planned on coming face to face, so to speak with the officer that had arrested her 4 years earlier for vandalism. When she had found out who Jean’s partner was when he joined the force she had done everything she could to avoid seeing him. She even cut her hospital visits fairly short to avoid any chance of bumping into him and she had done pretty good. Until she has somehow found herself in between his comment and one of her professors, who had named her. And then her past had all come crashing back to her. 

She had been 18 at the time, and not exactly sober, and she had decided two liters of dish soap and  5 packages of commercial food coloring belonged in a public fountain. Mike had arrested her before she made it a block away.  The fountain was green and bubbly for a solid 3 days before the city of Long Beach got the pumps and filters cleaned out though. That day along the fountain overflowed with bright green foam all day.  She had avoided any serious repercussions on account of her grandparents and community service…along with a hefty fine to be paid to the city. Up until last night she had thought she had paid it all off (the city was gracious enough to let her pay in installments, it was a rather large fine), but Mike informed her otherwise.  She hadn’t really been looking forward to it, but she had also agreed to meet with Mike for coffee. And to discuss that of her professor acquaintance, Erwin. She’d have to be blind and stupid to not have noticed their posts the last few days and if it got her on Mike’s….not even good side, she’d settle for his ‘not arresting her again’ side since she assumed she’d be seeing him semi-frequently once Jean was back at work again. She pulled up in front and jogged inside, pulling her wallet out as she stood in line at city hall. Mike had said he’d be here regardless of their little coffee dish date but she couldn’t see him anywhere as she scanned the tops of the heads around her. She remembered he was blonde, and fairly tall but thus far she spotted no one as she shuffled forward in line.  Soon enough she was at the front of the line and paying the remainder of her fine. She left the line and stood in the open room looking around blankly at the crouwd. Damnit, she had afternoon classes and only a few hours between. She huffed and shoved her hands in her pockets in defeat as she shuffled towards the doors, she had tried at least.  @detectiveoldass

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Mike was at the court house- he really was until he smelled the sweet aroma of dark coffee beans. Of course he had some in the morning , and he will get some with Ymir if she did decided to show up- but a small cup right now won't hurt, right? The tall male looked around the court room, to make sure no court official will spot him slip into the conference room. When the coast with clear- he booked it. As he he got closer , the scent of donuts started to mix in and oh god was he totally going to steal some of those too.

When he finally reached the door, there was a label that read " employees only ". Mike only scoffed while he rolled his eyes, "employees my ass," and with that being said he sneaked into the room. Luckily no one was there, so he decided to stay for awhile. As he bit into the Pastry, a slight moan was made. "These are so good," the officer said to himself before he took another bite into it. ---

Okay, so he did get carried away - since he was sitting on one of the rolling chairs with his feet kicked up on the table while he munched on the donuts and drank the dark coffee. It wasn't until Mike had taken another sip of the coffee that he reminded himself of Ymir- and the whole ordeal. "Shitshitshit," the male said to himself before standing and making his way to door , but stopped and turned his head over to the table. Mikes green hues eyed the box of donuts for a good while before he sighed to himself in defeat and went over to grab them. "Why am I such a fatass?" ---

When he entered the open room Mike spotted the shuffling Ymir instantly- she was indeed a sore thumb in this crowd. "Hey!" Mike called out as he jogged after her, holding tightly to the box as if it was something precious. "Sorry I was gone, I was - doing stuff , did you make the payment?" He asked as he licked his frosted covered fingertips to try and cover up what he really was doing.

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You all know how to make someone feel underappreciated :P