bluejazz

i am Lizh and this is supposed to be a humor blog

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via painthands)

[pochowek]

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

[neverthere12345]

[liveschlong]

[detectivetony]

Me: *pouring fabric softener*

Brain: drink

Me: ??? no???

Brain: smell nice. drink

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i have no words…just reblog

[mrpotterbydia-deactivated201901]

[psyducked]

Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

[spicygay]

Please receive Christ

[weloveshortvideos]

[twitterlols]

[bellaxiao]

[falconpunchyourmom]

Parallel Earth.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

[thaebae]

I LOVE

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[forgamers]

[farmfreshmemes]

[okcupidescapades]

[blendinblandin-archive]

I justify my impulses by the fact I’m going to be dead one day and none of it truly matters in the grand scheme of things

[blendinblandin-archive]

it’s that “treat yo self” nihilism

[momrobot]

[kyashee-deactivated20170407]

i am crying

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

“Im literally dying.” Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron