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Elk, 33, (he/she) bruh its straight up embarassing here

[sanitymakesposts]

The worlds smallest snail has just started to go freak mode on a succulent apple slice

[disco-machine]

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

[stefinhaze]

How Marshall deals with Monday Upper Management Meeting.

Commission Info (I'm still short a few (a lot) of amounts, folks)

[theliverstealingskeletons]

Dance fucker danceee

[cadaverconsumer-deactivated2025]

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

[logmore]

wallet snatchers

[beemovieerotica]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[butchtoks]

[marinolta]

The Frogs of Milton-Freewater Oregon

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[argumate]

I think the reflective pool should contain giant salamanders

[cipheramnesia]

I think it should release giant salamanders

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[segamascott]

[badassdemonsword]

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.