Directo Al Infierno

Cedar/Cerbin If you’re here for flaming hot garbage, you’ve come to the right place! Mostly shitposting, occasional fandom content. 18+ plz Ask me about commissions!!

[redscudery]

“this fic will have only ten chapters” and other lies writers tell themselves

[chokememrstark]

“this is a one shot, I swear” the infamous sequel

[nicolabarth]

and the third part: “i won’t start writing this, I have to finish other things first”

[brieflymaximumprincess]

“I can finish writing this” the fanfic no one asked for.

[emmagrant01]

“I swear, that’s really the final chapter count.”

[internallydeceased]

“i’m going to get this done and post it by tomorrow”

[theadrogna]

“I’m totally not going to start writing a new fanfic before I’ve finished the last one,” says the person who is now writing four.

[incendiaglacies]

“I’m totally in the zone to write this one fic. I can finish it in two days.” Muse is gone by then

[taraljc]

“I have the last 20,000 words outlined, I just need to sit down and write them.”

[yuumei-art]

Just very berrybrained right now. I'm picking and eating blueberries everyday and I can never get enough! I like to imagine that every berry has a whole world in them ✨

I'm so obsessed right now that I spent a week of no sleep designing blue space berry lanterns. It's still just a prototype and needs a lot of refining, but I'm pretty happy with it so far :)

Plus the usual painting timelapse!

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

One flag to rule them all

[luna-azzurra]

Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thetreeofliberty]

[slipping-into-madness]

[thaumbody]

Here's a source for the analysis, but it probably is not the source.

Labor share of income hits record low as corporate profits soar

Workers’ share of US economic output has fallen to its lowest level since the government began keeping records in 1947, according to data th

Some points of interest:

Corporate profits are soaring. After taxes, they now take 12.3 percent of national output, far above their postwar average of 7.3 percent.

Adjusted for inflation, hourly wages have risen 3 percent since the end of 2019, Ip noted. Corporate profits over the same period have risen 50 percent.

The Economic Policy Institute calculates that since 1979 the productivity of American workers has grown 90 percent while the pay of the typical worker has grown 33 percent. Had wages tracked output, the average worker would earn $16.40 more an hour today.

The profits are concentrated among the largest corporations. Earnings at the 500 biggest US firms rose 28 percent in the first quarter from a year earlier, the fastest pace since 2021, and their profit margins reached 14.8 percent. The seven technology giants known as the “Magnificent 7”—Apple, Microsoft, Nvidia, Alphabet, Amazon, Meta and Tesla—grew their profits 63 percent.

In the United States, the richest 1 percent of households hold 31.7 percent of all wealth. The bottom half hold barely 2.5 percent.

[ihre-kaiserliche-cooheit]

Happy & Shaped

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[cannibalchicken]

[notahorseindisguise]

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

[notahorseindisguise]

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

[megamindsupremacy]

the notes on this post are SENDING me

[homeofhousechickens]

You have to stop what your doing and admire The Princess or you will get the screamies

[thegravelbro]

Posting my video on here from TikTok. It’s been a hot minute since I was active on this account but dang, this is where it all started 10+ years ago. I MISS Y’ALL 😭

[what-the-hell-amidoing]

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from motivation to work on their WIPs.

[bartholomewillustrated]

When I was a little kid my local library held a Bookmark Art Contest where you had to draw a Dragon Bookmark. Alas I my little wormy fellow sunning himself on a rock did not win, but I'm here what is probably close to two decades later to give my sweet ocean baby another chance... and idk about you, but I'd use him to mark my page.

The original piece (on the placard that the library mounted him on) below vvv