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Dethrot has consumed me. I use this acc to mostly talk about my ocs but if you fw it please be my friend °3° 21, Any Pronouns

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Metalocalypse OC time❗️

Meet Toril and Tonje Wartooth!

Toril Wartooth-

Toki's twin sister

Married 3 times

(Killed all but one of her ex-husband's)

Starts as the head of Dethkloks security, and becomes Charles' assistant manager

#1 Skwisgaar anti

Tonje Wartooth-

Tonje "Master of Manipulation" Wartooth

Toril's daughter from her third husband

9 years old

Charles's silliest apprentice

Over-parented Wonder child

This is just some very basic information. I plan on posting more about them, but if you'd like to know more info, just let me know!

Commissions by: @papabigtoes @valleysweethearts 🖤

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Knubbler to me is like if Jennifer Coolidge was a gay man and I don’t really feel like I need to elaborate further tbh

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Dethstaff as John Mulaney quotes

Bc I am once again unoriginal

Charles Foster Offdensen

Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler

Abigail Remeltindtdrinc

My ocs as a Bonus

Toril Wartooth

Tonje Wartooth

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Dethklok as John Mulaney quotes

Bc I'm unoriginal

Nathan Explosion

Pickles the Drummer

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Toki Wartooth

William Murderface

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im sorry but this is the funniest possible thing to have happen during a metalocalypse merch drop did they have the fucking band play there or something

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metalocalypse season 5 where toki has skibidi toilet brainrot and murderface buys nfts

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I've been hyperfixating like a son-of-a-bitch lately, so here's who I think each member of Dethklok would romance in Baldurs Gate 3

Nathan Explosion - Shadowheart, Minthara

Pickles Thee Drummer - Shadowheart, Astarion

William Murderface - Lae'zel, Wyll

Toki Wartooth - Karlach, Gale

Skwisgaar Skwigelf - Shadowheart, Astarion, Halsin

Bonus Dethstaff

Charles Foster Offdensen - Gale

Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler - The Emperor

Abigail Remeltindrinc - Shadowheart, Halsin

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RIP Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler, you would have loved Chappell Roan

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꧁Toril & Toki Wartooth Core꧂

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✶Toril Wartooth Core✶

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*.°꩜Tonje Wartooth Core꩜*.°

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Side note I'm already working on an AU for Toril and Murderface where they have twins and start a family band called "Planet Piss & The Assteroids"

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I now must talk about Toril and Murderface's twins

RUBY & RUDY MURDERFACE/WARTOOTH

Born roughly 2½ years after AOTD (birthday: April 30th)

For their 3rd birthday, Pickles bought Ruby a (childrens) percussion set and Rudy a keyboard. Though they were still a bit top young to properly use them, they both eventually prove to be very musically inclined

By the time they're 5, Tonje (half-sister) had taught them both to play ukulele

Noticing their families combined musical prowess, Toril and William begin rebranding Planet Piss™ into Planet Piss and the Assteroids™ - a psychedelic rock family band, mainly writing songs for (their) children

When asked about the change in direction, William would answer most people with the expected "kidchs schits easchy" or "easchiest way to make schome money" but in truth he just rly loves spending time with his family <3

Murderface: bass/drums, some vocals

Toril: some vocals, acoustic guitar, piano, violin

Tonje: background vocals, guitar (electric & acoustic), keyboard, some piano & violin

Ruby & Rudy: background vocals, some keyboard & drums (bongos)

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"Skwisgaar Skwigelf is so fine"

"Skwisgaar is the hottest member of dethklok"

This your man?

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I'm currently working on a timeline for Toril and Tonje, does that sound like something yall would be interested in 👁👁

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Toki saying 'wowee' 🤝 Toril saying 'wowzers'

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Tonje saying 'holy smokes'

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Toril, who can only play acoustic guitar, upon hearing Toki call it a 'grandpa guitar':