Detective Allison Kerry

Metro PD Homicide Detective

[detkerry]

I am Detective Allison Kerry from the Metropolitan Police Department. I don't really respond to Allison unless I know you, so call me Kerry.

Ask me stuff. I don't bite.

OOC: this Kerry survived the angel trap, and was permanently removed from the case for her own safety. She's still in homicide, she just primarily does clerical work/desk work now. She hasn't been in a relationship with Eric Matthews in quite some time now (she's embarrassed about it now lol).

18+ asks are allowed, mod is an adult. MDNI

[markymarkhoffman]

@yepitslinds @detkerry

Girls day ?

My Husband is. Telling me. He needs

alone time

Sorry if im imposing

[detkerry]

Come on over. Linds is out getting lunch, I can let her know what else to get

[detkerry]

i hheard that the survirvors meetings are bad. do not go !!!!!!!!

We won't be going. Thanks

[detkerry]

⚠️⚠️BEWARE⚠️⚠️

Bad people at meetings. Do not let her go to survior meetings.

I'll trust that.

[detkerry]

Are those Jigsaw survivor meetings any good? Lindsey's been down about her scars and I think it could help if she hears from others

[markymarkhoffman]

Whew ! Girls Nite was. Fabulous!😊😊

I filled up on cake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣whoops !🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you ladies. @yepitslinds @detkerry for being two sets of ears and having two sets of hearts . Im sorry i carried on about my sis a little too long , chocolate makes. Me excited and therefore. Prone to emotional outbursts . And im also sorry for the details about. My intimate life . And peters intimate life as well . I should really. Learn to shut up im so sorry if i made u uncomfortable .

Anyhoo,I am home safe and. Sound ,writing to. U fromHubbys lap🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he missed me ! Who knew !🤣🤣

[detkerry]

We had a good time, maybe we should include Strahm in something soon 😄 also as far as the intimate details go, I think Linds zones out. You might've noticed she doesn't typically comment on that kind of thing. Aside from that, you're welcome to tell me. I've worked with you long enough there's little left that could shock me lol

[markymarkhoffman]

Oh i had a good time too but i m sorry😢 i will be quieter next time . I just miss talking with friends . My Husband is. Not exactly friendly w ith me, so it was really nice to chat and. Listen to you ladies because my Husband does not have much to say to me because we are always around each other.

I don t know.if he would be. Good company at girls nite

[detkerry]

No harm done, as I said, you're welcome to talk to me about it. And he doesn't have to come to girls night, we can go back to the aquarium/museum or something 😂

[markymarkhoffman]

Whew ! Girls Nite was. Fabulous!😊😊

I filled up on cake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣whoops !🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you ladies. @yepitslinds @detkerry for being two sets of ears and having two sets of hearts . Im sorry i carried on about my sis a little too long , chocolate makes. Me excited and therefore. Prone to emotional outbursts . And im also sorry for the details about. My intimate life . And peters intimate life as well . I should really. Learn to shut up im so sorry if i made u uncomfortable .

Anyhoo,I am home safe and. Sound ,writing to. U fromHubbys lap🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he missed me ! Who knew !🤣🤣

[detkerry]

We had a good time, maybe we should include Strahm in something soon 😄 also as far as the intimate details go, I think Linds zones out. You might've noticed she doesn't typically comment on that kind of thing. Aside from that, you're welcome to tell me. I've worked with you long enough there's little left that could shock me lol

[markymarkhoffman]

Hubby. Took me out for lunch and showed me off🤣🤣🤣

Then he drove to the mall and. Waited in the car for me 😊 then. He picked some samples of bath &body that he prefered and then i went back to. Get them !🤣🤣🤣🤣

Need a girls nite with @detkerry and @yepitslinds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ! I got lindsey a little something too ,because peter said she would like one of the samples i presented to him😊

I dont know if h e actually likes what i chose . . When he put it on me in the shower , he didn t say anything . Not that he. Gives me compliments all the time🤣but i want a flavor that will make him want to rip me apart with his. Teeth😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

The lotion went on nice but he told me i needed to put it on myself because he was going to try and take a actual shower without .me

I got a little upset

[detkerry]

Linds has been staying with me, we're both game for a girls' night 😄 what are you thinking?

[markymarkhoffman]

Oh perfect !

Do u like chick flicks ? 🤣🤣 my Hubby sure doesn t !!🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can. Make a. Beautiful appetizer board😊

i will have to get permission from Peter but i am free any time

[detkerry]

I think we're both free this weekend. Also, what's your favorite chick flick?

[markymarkhoffman]

Hubby. Took me out for lunch and showed me off🤣🤣🤣

Then he drove to the mall and. Waited in the car for me 😊 then. He picked some samples of bath &body that he prefered and then i went back to. Get them !🤣🤣🤣🤣

Need a girls nite with @detkerry and @yepitslinds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ! I got lindsey a little something too ,because peter said she would like one of the samples i presented to him😊

I dont know if h e actually likes what i chose . . When he put it on me in the shower , he didn t say anything . Not that he. Gives me compliments all the time🤣but i want a flavor that will make him want to rip me apart with his. Teeth😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

The lotion went on nice but he told me i needed to put it on myself because he was going to try and take a actual shower without .me

I got a little upset

[detkerry]

Linds has been staying with me, we're both game for a girls' night 😄 what are you thinking?

[markymarkhoffman]

I go thru my bath & body so fast🤣🤣🤣 i got to get to the mall soon. !

I was thinking peter could come and smell some flavors for me ,but i realized it might be too much for him

Well , its either he picks out my new flavors or he has to deal with rubbing my favorite smells all over me

I tend to take a shower at least once every day (some times he tells me not to!😉 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)

I use my body wash up so fast because i need a lot of it just for one shower and then i need the lotion after the shower to keep my skin nice and. Soft and young looking🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

sometimes i get lotioned two times in a day because. Thats what My Man does after he wears me out🤣🤣🤣 but i know its. A struggle for him to touch me in only a soothing wa y when im naked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He gets very frustrated some times🤣🤣🤣

I am just too. Cute to handle🤣🤣🤣!

I think he has gotten. Used to my lotion and. Body wash flavors . He said it smells like he has a woman in his. Bed ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[detkerry]

If you spray the perfumes on the little tester strips (don't forget which scents they are, maybe bring a marker) you can bring them home to Strahm so he doesn't have to go out and get overwhelmed

[markymarkhoffman]

OhYou r a genius. !!!

Thank you so much detective kerry 😊😊😊😊😊😊

I will do that !! Putting. A pen in my bag now

It s a good Thing i have friends🤣🤣

[detkerry]

No problem Hoffman lol

[markymarkhoffman]

Maybe. I will pick up.a little something for u!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Whats your signature flavor hon ? 😊

[detkerry]

If they have any apple scents, I like those, otherwise anything warm and fruity is good. And thanks 😊

[markymarkhoffman]

I go thru my bath & body so fast🤣🤣🤣 i got to get to the mall soon. !

I was thinking peter could come and smell some flavors for me ,but i realized it might be too much for him

Well , its either he picks out my new flavors or he has to deal with rubbing my favorite smells all over me

I tend to take a shower at least once every day (some times he tells me not to!😉 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)

I use my body wash up so fast because i need a lot of it just for one shower and then i need the lotion after the shower to keep my skin nice and. Soft and young looking🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

sometimes i get lotioned two times in a day because. Thats what My Man does after he wears me out🤣🤣🤣 but i know its. A struggle for him to touch me in only a soothing wa y when im naked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He gets very frustrated some times🤣🤣🤣

I am just too. Cute to handle🤣🤣🤣!

I think he has gotten. Used to my lotion and. Body wash flavors . He said it smells like he has a woman in his. Bed ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[detkerry]

If you spray the perfumes on the little tester strips (don't forget which scents they are, maybe bring a marker) you can bring them home to Strahm so he doesn't have to go out and get overwhelmed

[markymarkhoffman]

OhYou r a genius. !!!

Thank you so much detective kerry 😊😊😊😊😊😊

I will do that !! Putting. A pen in my bag now

It s a good Thing i have friends🤣🤣

[detkerry]

No problem Hoffman lol

[markymarkhoffman]

I go thru my bath & body so fast🤣🤣🤣 i got to get to the mall soon. !

I was thinking peter could come and smell some flavors for me ,but i realized it might be too much for him

Well , its either he picks out my new flavors or he has to deal with rubbing my favorite smells all over me

I tend to take a shower at least once every day (some times he tells me not to!😉 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)

I use my body wash up so fast because i need a lot of it just for one shower and then i need the lotion after the shower to keep my skin nice and. Soft and young looking🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

sometimes i get lotioned two times in a day because. Thats what My Man does after he wears me out🤣🤣🤣 but i know its. A struggle for him to touch me in only a soothing wa y when im naked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He gets very frustrated some times🤣🤣🤣

I am just too. Cute to handle🤣🤣🤣!

I think he has gotten. Used to my lotion and. Body wash flavors . He said it smells like he has a woman in his. Bed ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[detkerry]

If you spray the perfumes on the little tester strips (don't forget which scents they are, maybe bring a marker) you can bring them home to Strahm so he doesn't have to go out and get overwhelmed

[yepitslinds]

Merry Christmas everyone 🩷🎄

[markymarkhoffman]

@yepitslinds @detkerry

Just text when u are ready to meet us at spa 😊😊

Peter is. Getting antsy 🤣🤣🤣 he just wants to get this over with🤣

[detkerry]

Can do, I'm about to go pick up Lindsey 🫡

[detkerry]

I'd heard Eric died, and I thought someone was doing a bit. Rest in peace, @er1cmatthews

[detkerry]

I think eric is going to be jigsawed very soon

I'm at my girlfriend's right now, otherwise I'd go help him. Let Rigg know

[detkerry]

Fuck Marry Kill

Rigg, Matthews, Hoffman

Fuck Hoffman. I only have to do it once, and I know how to work with what he's got.

Marry Rigg. He's an upstanding guy and we like each other enough that we could be married friends.

Kill Matthews. Nothing personal. I don't want to fuck him or marry him.