Detroit:Become Hooman

Got arrested for Detroit on Main

[cryptokitsch]

[catchymemes]

[zephyrine-gale]

look at this precious android boyo

this is the year of embracing the fact that I’ll never be able to draw the same characters consistently

[scepterno]

The Cooler Connor

[hopeitwillstop]

nope

[raninez-deactivated20190121]

Markus when he got to Jericho

[snailmp3]

Hank, quietly: come on, just do it

Connor: this is a gross miss use of my functions, lieut-

Hank: Connor, just do it

Connor: …

Hank: please?

Connor: …

Connor: fine.

Hank, holding a camera: back at it again at cyberlife!

Connor, in the background behind him: *does a backflip & shatters one of the LED signs in front of the cyberlife tower*

[connor-in-disguise]

[elevenspond-deactivated20250819]

tumblr is so “connor’s such a sweetie pie cinnamon bun!!!!” when the real connor be like

[sevsec]

i knew he reminded me of something.

[emohat-remade-deactivated201808]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

serial killer power move: when you send the inevitable smug letter taunting the police , sign it as something like “the pee pee poo poo man” so that’s the name the press uses in all their coverage

[hohoehoes]

theres someone downstairs i hope its a murderer

[psychosquads]

what do you mean “born with 2 legs and 2 wings ONLY”??? what the fuck did they do to chickens in 2038????

[thirium-310]

if we’re getting more chicken in 2038 than we are nowadays, i’m in the wrong year

[sparrow-hawk]

Cinematic Parallels: Clancy Brown Edition 

Spongebob Squarepants: Imitation Krabs (2000) // Detroit: Become Human (2018)

[detroit-becomeshitpost]

[detroit-becomeshitpost]

[super-saiyan-princess]

*Conner sees Hank laying on his floor*

That bitch unconscious

*throws self threw window*

YEET!!!