Woke.

When you're deviant, you're no longer safe from being an absolute dumpster fire. Asks are open for anything dbh

[thedragonkween]

me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love CyberLife’s new state-of-the-art-prototype RK800 aka Connor, we know, you love Connor so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Connor, we KNOW , you love Connor you fucking love Connor ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE CONNOR. WE GET IT.

[dbhthingsandstuff]

[Connor and RK900 are sneaking into CyberLife Headquaters]

Connor: Hey, let’s do Get Help.

RK900: What?

Connor: Get Help!

RK900: No.

Connor: Come on. You love it.

RK900: I hate it.

Connor: It’s great. It works every time.

RK900: It’s humiliating.

Connor. Do you have a better plan?

RK900: No.

Connor: We’re doing it.

RK900: We are not doing Get Help.

[later]

Connor [carrying RK900]: Get help! Please! My brother is malfunctioning! Get help! Help him!

Connor: *throws RK900 at some CyberLife guards*

Connor: A classic.

RK900 [getting up and brushing off his jacket]: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.

Connor: Not for me, it’s not.

[detroitbecomewoke]

Gavin: this is so sad

Gavin: connor,

Gavin: get me a coffee

Connor:

Gavin:

Gavin, tripping connor as he tries to get him coffee:

[detroitbecomewoke]

Connor, gesturing towards gavin:

Connor: is this a prick

Connor:

Connor: the short answer??!11

Connor: yes. Yes it is.

[detroitbecomewoke]

Simon: in 👏 this 👏 house 👏

Simon: we 👏 love 👏 and 👏 respect

Simon: north 👏

Simon: josh 👏

Simon: markus 👏

Simon:

North: and Simon

Simon: and 👏

Simon:

Simon: nice 👏 try 👏

[detroitbecomewoke]

Markus: is there anything you want in here?

Simon: you'll let me have anything in this store?

Markus: yep. Just grab it.

Simon, grabbing Markus' hand:

Simon:

Markus:

Markus: omg

[detroitbecomewoke]

Josh: peace-

Revolution Markus: I'm literally exhausted and that's coming from an actual android

Revolution Markus: set everything to flames

North, already passing out the guns: yesyesyesyesyesyes

Josh:

Simon, doing the gayest shrugging:

Simon: if this eases my gay heart

Simon: let the flames ignite

[raevenq-ing]

North: What’s the gayest shit you’ve ever done?

Simon: I shared my heart with Markus.

Markus: I drew male nudes once.

Connor: I put Hank in the shower.. to sober him up.

Rk900: Gavin.

[detroitbecomewoke]

Connor: excuse me, Gavin?

Gavin: no

Gavin: the answer is no.

Gavin: talk to me when you have something to say that will benefit me somehow

Connor:

Connor: well I do have in memory some interesting tips on how to make yourself a more likable person

Gavin:

Connor, smiling innocently:

[nelldoga]

Did anyone do this yet?

[strumblesart]

post revolution flirting

[detroitbecomewoke]

Hank: you're addicted to being a smart ass, aren't you?

Connor: that is not true

Connor: I can stop being a smart ass whenever I want

Connor: I just choose not to

Hank:

[detroitbecomewoke]

Simon: kiss markus??

Simon: gross. But I'll do it because you guys dared me to

Josh: you don't have to if you don't want to

North: yeah we're not trying to make you uncomfortable

Simon: lol no.

Simon: I'm going to do it.

Simon: neither of you will stop me.

[detroitbecomewoke]

Markus: and I couldn't have won this revolution without my fellow friends

Markus: North, Simon, Josh...

Markus, looking at smudged handwriting on palm:

Markus: corner...

[theaimsterk]

an intellectual

[fenppa]

🌚🌚🌚🌚

had to draw this text post from @detroitbecomewoke because it was just the best

[detroitbecomewoke]

Made my post 100x more beautiful ^^^

[detroitbecomewoke]

Gavin, grabbing two pieces of bread and putting them on either side of connor's face:

Gavin: what ARE YOU

Connor:

Connor: an android??

Gavin:

Connor: an android with two pieces of bread on my face???