PAIRING: sirius black x reader
REQUEST: anon asked “Can I please request either a hc or imagine of Sirius proposing to his gf pleeeease? Preferably post!azkaban Sirius but I’ll be ecstatic if you choose to do it with any version of Sirius… thanks so much!!!”
WARNINGS: swearing probably, tooth rotting fluff ;))
NOTES: requests are opennn and im motivateddd whatt also i decided to do this marauders!sirius as i have like soo muchh
ok so we all know sirius is a hopeless romantic
he proposes on the last day of school
been plannin this for aaages
about halfway through fifth year (you’ve been dating since fourth) he goes to remus ‘im gonna marry her’
and hes been playing it out in his head since
gets mcgonagall on board 100%
tries dumbledore first, but he makes mcgonagall do it because ‘you need to bond with the students, minerva.’ ‘oh shove it, albus, all you do is talk to your blimmin sherbet lemons.’
but its the end of term feast, and everybody is eating
which is good any day of the week fIgHt mE
james is literally drinking gravy out of the boat jug thingy
sirius has his arm around you
and then he makes eye contact with minnie
basically he just aggressively blinks at her
she loves this secretly but she has a reputation to maintain okay
stands up and clears her throat aggressively until everybody shuts it
‘mr black, miss l/n, please come up to the front’
sirius is a great actor okay
look of surprise?? smashed it
he actually ends up looking constipated but shh don’t tell him
and sirius stands behind mcgonagall so you can’t see him
sirius: heyyy so i know this is a bit unexpected?? and we’re kinda young?? and right now im coming up with many many reasons you’re gonna say no but wILL YOU MARRY ME Y/N
pull away, breathless, clicheeee
sirius: *turns to great hall* sHE SAID YES
james: aAaAaaAaAAaAAAAAAAAA
snogs sirius, not really sure why
high fives mcgonagall, who has broken her stoneface and is basically crying as well
‘I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE FOURTH YEAR’-james
‘SINCE FIRST YEAR, POTTER, SUCK A DICK’-minnie
the whole school are invited to the wedding
voldemort was already killed for having a weirdass name
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