Sigma

sort of an asshole / 27 / he-him /

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Imagine finally regaining your human form and some fuckin kid pranks you

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Reverse fae trickster

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You know she's the one when pizza hut/dominos is saved in her phone under "Pizza🍕💕"

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Love is when she grabs the cat and shows it to me on call

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"It's my unbirthday" she says, but then gets mad when I give her useful gifts, but in stuff that she hates.

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Sending dic pics cus I can't articulate my feeling masculinely enough.

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Ah yes the three P's

Pizza

Pasta

Patrone

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He hold door open for you like this.

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Doorstop

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Making friends with some rich asshole who has a big ass house and thus indoor security cameras, but purely to live out my need to be a ghost and haunt the fuck out of someone.

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You had me at asshole with a big ass.

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Cats after a bath: I hate you, never touch me again, I'd kill you if I could.

Dogs after a bath: fuck this (rolls in dirt)

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Ok but "fuck this (rolls in dirt)" is big mood too.

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It's fucking midnight and all I hear is a pfft and then a high pitched squeak.

It's laughter

Five seconds later the goddamn discord server has screenshots and memes.

Go

The

Fuck

To

Bed

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They call me potato cus I'm all she wants

[catcrumb]

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From the library of the gods:

Various hentai

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Praise be!

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Debating cutting her pancakes into cat faces before I give them to her

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It's these weird ass 2am thoughts that make me realize I'm in love.

Absolutely sickening.

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If you ever see someone with a baguette pillow in their bag in public while out with friends, don't ask.