Lady Arkham

What does Dante want this time?

[devil-hunter-lady]

About

I’m a devil hunter. But Dante isn’t making the job any easier.

Rules

Questions are subject to the discretion of the mod meaning, I'm selective with the questions! answer.

Spam is allowed!

Weird questions and other things are fine! Again, I'll just delete what I feel like deleting.

Don't tell me how to rp or run my rp blog. Let me do what I want in my own creative way.

If you don't like how I interact with you, then don't interact with me any further.

Please don't vent to me. I don't have the mental strength to deal with anything depressing or suicidal. I will reach out to you on my own.

Don't treat her like a doormat or just for someone to use! She's not an object and I'm not either.

Do not associate me with the dme rp community!I want no part of it.

DO NOT interact with ongoing conversations. I’m keeping interactions 1 on 1 around here!

Will add more if I have to!

More Information

Fandom: Devil May Cry

Mod: @vyzoi

Lady talks like this

Actions look like this

OOC looks like this

This blog will contain dark themes!

[arkham-the-jester]

Opens the door

Mary! And… Trish!? What are you doing here!?

[devil-hunter-lady]

Dante wants to work with you, and we’re not having it!

[devil-woman-trish]

Points gun at him

Dante has gone off the deep end about Vickie, and we’re making sure she doesn’t get revived.

[arkham-the-jester]

I don’t blame you! Dante has been working with me in secret for a while now.

He wants me involved with their kid and give them therapy sessions. It’s weird!

[devil-hunter-lady]

Thanks for the information, dad!

[arkham-the-jester]

You’re welcome!

[devil-hunter-lady]

I was being sarcastic!

Trish, kill him.

[devil-woman-trish]

Shoots Jester

Well. I guess we can’t trust Dante anymore.

[devil-hunter-lady]

Guess not.

Let’s get out of here.

[arkham-the-jester]

Opens the door

Mary! And… Trish!? What are you doing here!?

[devil-hunter-lady]

Dante wants to work with you, and we’re not having it!

[devil-woman-trish]

Points gun at him

Dante has gone off the deep end about Vickie, and we’re making sure she doesn’t get revived.

[arkham-the-jester]

I don’t blame you! Dante has been working with me in secret for a while now.

He wants me involved with their kid and give them therapy sessions. It’s weird!

[devil-hunter-lady]

Thanks for the information, dad!

[arkham-the-jester]

You’re welcome!

[devil-hunter-lady]

I was being sarcastic!

Trish, kill him.

[arkham-the-jester]

Opens the door

Mary! And… Trish!? What are you doing here!?

[devil-hunter-lady]

Dante wants to work with you, and we’re not having it!

[devil-woman-trish]

Points gun at him

Dante has gone off the deep end about Vickie, and we’re making sure she doesn’t get revived.

[arkham-the-jester]

I don’t blame you! Dante has been working with me in secret for a while now.

He wants me involved with their kid and give them therapy sessions. It’s weird!

[devil-hunter-lady]

Thanks for the information, dad!

[arkham-the-jester]

Opens the door

Mary! And… Trish!? What are you doing here!?

[devil-hunter-lady]

Dante wants to work with you, and we’re not having it!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Nah I’ll be fine, she was kinda a bitch…

[devil-hunter-lady]

Hopefully you get better and find yourself again soon.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I think finding myself means getting jester to resurrect her…not today though

[devil-hunter-lady]

The audacity of you to bring my father up and wanting to do business with him…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

You could had easily not listened to what I said.

[devil-woman-trish]

You’d do anything for her. Even work with a villain who has done vile things to you.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I also need someone to clean and cook but not in a sexist way

[devil-woman-trish]

As if I don’t already do that.

Lady, let’s go shopping.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well you do a terrible job

[devil-hunter-lady]

Vickie really has rubbed off on you.

I’m out of here.

Walks out the door

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Nah I’ll be fine, she was kinda a bitch…

[devil-hunter-lady]

Hopefully you get better and find yourself again soon.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I think finding myself means getting jester to resurrect her…not today though

[devil-hunter-lady]

The audacity of you to bring my father up and wanting to do business with him…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Nah I’ll be fine, she was kinda a bitch…

[devil-hunter-lady]

Hopefully you get better and find yourself again soon.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[devil-hunter-lady]

I went to my mother’s grave and placed flowers on it.

Happy Mother’s Day. I guess.

[devil-hunter-cassandra]

Opens the door

Sorry I’m a little late- OH MY GOODNESS!

Griffon, where’s V?

[the-best-familiar]

We got attacked by some demon named Nevan! She took V!

[devil-hunter-cassandra]

We have to go look for him.

[devil-woman-trish]

Opens the door

That won’t be a problem. We found him.

Moves out of the way

[devil-hunter-cassandra]

V!

Runs up to him and hugs him

I’m so sorry. I should’ve went to work with you.

[you-can-call-me-v]

It’s okay. It’s not your fault

Hugs her back

[devil-hunter-lady]

A demon named Nevan was going to use him for Jester’s schemes. Trish slashed her right open though. She’s dead.

[devil-hunter-cassandra]

Thank you so much for being there.

[devil-woman-trish]

Not a problem! I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.

Come on Lady, let’s go shopping.

[devil-hunter-lady]

You’re welcome! We’ll see you around.

Walks out the door with Trish

[devil-hunter-cassandra]

Opens the door

Sorry I’m a little late- OH MY GOODNESS!

Griffon, where’s V?

[the-best-familiar]

We got attacked by some demon named Nevan! She took V!

[devil-hunter-cassandra]

We have to go look for him.

[devil-woman-trish]

Opens the door

That won’t be a problem. We found him.

Moves out of the way

[devil-hunter-cassandra]

V!

Runs up to him and hugs him

I’m so sorry. I should’ve went to work with you.

[you-can-call-me-v]

It’s okay. It’s not your fault

Hugs her back

[devil-hunter-lady]

A demon named Nevan was going to use him for Jester’s schemes. Trish slashed her right open though. She’s dead.

[devil-woman-trish]

Shit! Is that V!?

Nevan… I knew that lightening strike was her!

Come on, Lady. We have a job to do. This shopping trip will have to wait.

[devil-hunter-lady]

I’m right behind you!

[thelightningwitch-deleted]

Notices them

Trish! How wonderful to see you!

[devil-woman-trish]

Hand V over.

Pulls sword out and points it at her

[thelightningwitch-deleted]

Where did you get the Sword of Sparda!? How!?

[devil-woman-trish]

I’m never going to answer that.

Hands Lady her gun

If you use Kalina Ann, you might hurt V.

[devil-hunter-lady]

Man…

Takes the gun

[thelightningwitch-deleted]

Fine, if a fight is what you want, a fight is what you’ll get!

Summons bats

[devil-woman-trish]

Jumps in the air and slams the sword on Nevan, splitting her open

[devil-hunter-lady]

Shoots the last bat

V! Are you okay!?

[you-can-call-me-v]

What happened? My head…

[devil-woman-trish]

Nevan mind controlled you.

What for? I don’t know.

[devil-hunter-lady]

She’s probably working for my father and tranced V because he has Sparda’s blood. They were going to open the gates.

[devil-woman-trish]

Shit…

V, where’s Cassandra?

[you-can-call-me-v]

She’s either still at home asleep, or is at the office.

[devil-woman-trish]

Let’s go. We don’t have much time.

[you-can-call-me-v]

Thank you for saving me.

[devil-hunter-lady]

No problem! It’s a good thing we were in the area.

[devil-woman-trish]

Shit! Is that V!?

Nevan… I knew that lightening strike was her!

Come on, Lady. We have a job to do. This shopping trip will have to wait.

[devil-hunter-lady]

I’m right behind you!

[thelightningwitch-deleted]

Notices them

Trish! How wonderful to see you!

[devil-woman-trish]

Hand V over.

Pulls sword out and points it at her

[thelightningwitch-deleted]

Where did you get the Sword of Sparda!? How!?

[devil-woman-trish]

I’m never going to answer that.

Hands Lady her gun

If you use Kalina Ann, you might hurt V.

[devil-hunter-lady]

Man…

Takes the gun

[thelightningwitch-deleted]

Fine, if a fight is what you want, a fight is what you’ll get!

Summons bats

[devil-woman-trish]

Jumps in the air and slams the sword on Nevan, splitting her open

[devil-hunter-lady]

Shoots the last bat

V! Are you okay!?

[you-can-call-me-v]

What happened? My head…

[devil-woman-trish]

Nevan mind controlled you.

What for? I don’t know.

[devil-hunter-lady]

She’s probably working for my father and tranced V because he has Sparda’s blood. They were going to open the gates.

[devil-woman-trish]

Shit! Is that V!?

Nevan… I knew that lightening strike was her!

Come on, Lady. We have a job to do. This shopping trip will have to wait.

[devil-hunter-lady]

I’m right behind you!

[thelightningwitch-deleted]

Notices them

Trish! How wonderful to see you!

[devil-woman-trish]

Hand V over.

Pulls sword out and points it at her

[thelightningwitch-deleted]

Where did you get the Sword of Sparda!? How!?

[devil-woman-trish]

I’m never going to answer that.

Hands Lady her gun

If you use Kalina Ann, you might hurt V.

[devil-hunter-lady]

Man…

Takes the gun

[thelightningwitch-deleted]

Fine, if a fight is what you want, a fight is what you’ll get!

Summons bats

[devil-woman-trish]

Jumps in the air and slams the sword on Nevan, splitting her open

[devil-hunter-lady]

Shoots the last bat

V! Are you okay!?