Dante Sparda

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[thebettertwinofsparda]

༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻ 𝕯𝕰𝖁𝕴𝕷 𝕸𝕬𝖄 𝕮𝕽𝖄. ༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻

“Let's rock baby” “Jackpot” “Yeah... let's go all the way to Hell”

𑣲 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖙𝖊/𝖆𝖘𝖐𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌⤵︎

…….𑣲 “𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖙𝖊” 𝖒𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓/𝖔𝖈 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌𝖘 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖘

𑣲“𝕬𝖘𝖐𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌” 𝖒𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖉 𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖎𝖓! 𝕴’𝖒 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝕴’𝖒 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊’𝖘 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖑.

𑣲𝕷𝖔𝖜𝖐𝖊𝖞 𝕴 𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖑𝖞 𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖞 𝖞𝖚𝖒𝖊𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖕 𝖔𝖈 𝖘𝖔 𝖎𝖉𝖐 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖞𝖆

[vickie-is-here]

ok guysssss I’m back my face is a tad bit crispy but like I think I’m hotter from it

[thebettertwinofsparda]

God damn it

[vickie-is-here]

Dante I missed you a lot….

[thebettertwinofsparda]

getthefuckawayfromme

[vickie-is-here]

what…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME

[vickie-is-here]

Didn’t you tell Lady and Trish you missed me..?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

No.

[vickie-is-here]

ok guysssss I’m back my face is a tad bit crispy but like I think I’m hotter from it

[thebettertwinofsparda]

God damn it

[vickie-is-here]

Dante I missed you a lot….

[thebettertwinofsparda]

getthefuckawayfromme

[vickie-is-here]

what…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME

[vickie-is-here]

ok guysssss I’m back my face is a tad bit crispy but like I think I’m hotter from it

[thebettertwinofsparda]

God damn it

[vickie-is-here]

Dante I missed you a lot….

[thebettertwinofsparda]

getthefuckawayfromme

[vickie-is-here]

ok guysssss I’m back my face is a tad bit crispy but like I think I’m hotter from it

[thebettertwinofsparda]

God damn it

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Nah I’ll be fine, she was kinda a bitch…

[devil-hunter-lady]

Hopefully you get better and find yourself again soon.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I think finding myself means getting jester to resurrect her…not today though

[devil-hunter-lady]

The audacity of you to bring my father up and wanting to do business with him…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

You could had easily not listened to what I said.

[devil-woman-trish]

You’d do anything for her. Even work with a villain who has done vile things to you.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I also need someone to clean and cook but not in a sexist way

[devil-woman-trish]

As if I don’t already do that.

Lady, let’s go shopping.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well you do a terrible job

[devil-hunter-lady]

Vickie really has rubbed off on you.

I’m out of here.

Walks out the door

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Wow and suddenly Vickie is the nicest person I know

[devil-woman-trish]

You just said something rude to me, and you brought up working with her father! Of course she would react like that.

I’m going with her.

Walks out the door

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ugh…women

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Nah I’ll be fine, she was kinda a bitch…

[devil-hunter-lady]

Hopefully you get better and find yourself again soon.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I think finding myself means getting jester to resurrect her…not today though

[devil-hunter-lady]

The audacity of you to bring my father up and wanting to do business with him…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

You could had easily not listened to what I said.

[devil-woman-trish]

You’d do anything for her. Even work with a villain who has done vile things to you.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I also need someone to clean and cook but not in a sexist way

[devil-woman-trish]

As if I don’t already do that.

Lady, let’s go shopping.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well you do a terrible job

[devil-hunter-lady]

Vickie really has rubbed off on you.

I’m out of here.

Walks out the door

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Wow and suddenly Vickie is the nicest person I know

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Nah I’ll be fine, she was kinda a bitch…

[devil-hunter-lady]

Hopefully you get better and find yourself again soon.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I think finding myself means getting jester to resurrect her…not today though

[devil-hunter-lady]

The audacity of you to bring my father up and wanting to do business with him…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

You could had easily not listened to what I said.

[devil-woman-trish]

You’d do anything for her. Even work with a villain who has done vile things to you.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I also need someone to clean and cook but not in a sexist way

[devil-woman-trish]

As if I don’t already do that.

Lady, let’s go shopping.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well you do a terrible job

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Nah I’ll be fine, she was kinda a bitch…

[devil-hunter-lady]

Hopefully you get better and find yourself again soon.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I think finding myself means getting jester to resurrect her…not today though

[devil-hunter-lady]

The audacity of you to bring my father up and wanting to do business with him…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

You could had easily not listened to what I said.

[devil-woman-trish]

You’d do anything for her. Even work with a villain who has done vile things to you.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I also need someone to clean and cook but not in a sexist way

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Nah I’ll be fine, she was kinda a bitch…

[devil-hunter-lady]

Hopefully you get better and find yourself again soon.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I think finding myself means getting jester to resurrect her…not today though

[devil-hunter-lady]

The audacity of you to bring my father up and wanting to do business with him…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

You could had easily not listened to what I said.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Nah I’ll be fine, she was kinda a bitch…

[devil-hunter-lady]

Hopefully you get better and find yourself again soon.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I think finding myself means getting jester to resurrect her…not today though

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Nah I’ll be fine, she was kinda a bitch…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr